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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoStop acting like a five year old Cunt!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 13, 2013
Hi Stacy Dodd. Got your rocks off lately? What? No pussy? Geeze! Oh! I forgot you are a pussy. Damn, Man, You gotta get a life. Still whacking off? C'mon, swap hands sometimes.
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Declared by Shadrach Ahmed Jahinijad on Thursday, October 16, 2008
David does not love me like I love Camels. I CLAIM JIHAD ON THIS AMERICAN PIG DOG INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Fuck you
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Declared by You wish you knew on Monday, September 22, 2014
Go home already so he can shut up!
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Declared by Not so plain white T on Monday, October 8, 2007
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
I was going out with this girl for about 9 or 10 months.
We go to this day club every friday for a dance.
Most of the people there happen to be druggos.
One of them is my good mate even though he smokes ice.
I went for a drive with him while he had a smoke and he offered me some but I refuse (as always)...
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Declared by Not telling on Tuesday, March 31, 2009
BOLLOCKS IT. i never wanted to even kiss you and now your calling me a slut. I can understand gossip like this if i had actually done anything to envoke it but i spent the whole night running away from you. and now my friends are being told im a whore. so yeah, thanks i hope you feel better after shitting on...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 28, 2010
IM MAD
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Declared by Sisterhater on Monday, June 29, 2015
So today I had coffee with me & I was gonna take the bus. So when I got on I asked the bus driver " if I ask you if you can put my drink in your cup holder, will you do it??" And he says "I don't have a cup holder. I just have one for my water." And I was "oh... Ok" and he says "yeah... What? You can't hold...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 5, 2015
Stop being such a whining emo pussy already. It's so unattractive. That girl you like is going to run like the devil himself was after her, you pathetic insecure piece of stoat feces.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
god dammit kyle. i put a jihad on you.
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
My boyfriend, witch im falling so fucking hard for, upset me a lot the other day. I cheked his phone and found out that he saw his ex the other day. I don't mind him talking to his ex girlfriends. It dosen't bother me THAT bad. As long as they dont do anything, ya know? But I kept reading thier messages and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 1, 2012
beeeeeee
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 19, 2008
She is promisicuos and sleeps with multiple men in the fire stairs behind my back!!!!!JIHAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by #1 Jihad on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Gosh , this is stupid!
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Declared by Gosh Im brown x on Sunday, January 10, 2010
Jihad on you over protective parents! Not only is she a fucking adult, but we are engaged. Yet she has to fight with you to even see me let alone stay the night with me. Such freaking bull. Really, I want to see my girlfriend more then once a week without her having to fight with you the whole week before...
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Declared by Pissed Off Girlfriend on Saturday, August 6, 2011
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
Where are you? I am fucking sick of you playing these head games with me you ungrateful bitch. Come out come out wherever you are.
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Declared by Drfeelgood on Wednesday, January 30, 2013
If I thought I could get away with killing you I would.
I hate you more than ever you fucking waste of space.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 14, 2009