Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou fucking bitch. I tried so hard, waking up at the ass Crack of dawn to do my makeup and shit, and you come prancing by, and with a finger snap he likes you. What. The. HELL. and the boy, your a real douchbag. Fucking crusty ass can take it up the ass. Jokes on you, you just got jihad bitches. Have fun in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 3, 2015
beeeeeee
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 19, 2008
So today I had coffee with me & I was gonna take the bus. So when I got on I asked the bus driver " if I ask you if you can put my drink in your cup holder, will you do it??" And he says "I don't have a cup holder. I just have one for my water." And I was "oh... Ok" and he says "yeah... What? You can't hold...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 5, 2015
Go home already so he can shut up!
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Declared by Not so plain white T on Monday, October 8, 2007
I tried too change you for more than one year, I did everything for you, I did anything you wanted me to do, I forgot my simple rights and you did never care abt me, always out of reach, always busy, always work, hey Mr Work; let me see what you gonna get after working and working for your whole life, you...
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Declared by ZeZez on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey man, what the HECK is your problem? I thought we were cool dude! You used to sit on my desk and give me peanuts and now that you're all out of nuts, you stare at me all day long with those "do me" eyes and you're constantly trying to force yourself on me. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!! OK? Do...
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Declared by Jon on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Fuck you. I'm so glad I just broke it off with you. I've been thinking about it forever to save your fucking feelings you fucking asshole. I'm so sick of doing everything for you. Am I your mother? No. Cook your own fucking dinner sometimes. No wonder why you're so bloody fat. I have to pay for all...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, February 12, 2009
Where are you? I am fucking sick of you playing these head games with me you ungrateful bitch. Come out come out wherever you are.
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Declared by Drfeelgood on Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Lack of sex.
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
Gosh , this is stupid!
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Declared by Gosh Im brown x on Sunday, January 10, 2010
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
You're one arsehole. You show off arshole, you and Andria will never work out.
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Declared by Pom Grammar Queen on Thursday, August 2, 2012
I saw your wife today.
The one that doesn't "inspire" you anymore which you complained to me about once.
I had a really good look at her since she was in line ahead of me. At 48 or 49 she's aging horrifically. Plus the energy off of her was cold. There was nothing warm or kind coming from her, her "aura"...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 3, 2015
This guy should be killed. He's gay. That says enough, doesn't it?
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Declared by Henk de Vries on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
Hey you whore. Are you going to fuck up and marry your new cock sucking friend? Again?
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Declared by LLoyd on Tuesday, July 6, 2010
My asshole boyfriend is trying to make me jealous by hitting on girls who are way younger than him! I want to scream at him every time he ignores me or gives me one-word responses. Think you can make me jealous?? JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Christina on Tuesday, December 14, 2010
I must declare JIHAD on you! Look it; you're SHORT, UGLY and CROOKED (he kinda leans to the left)... Not only that, but when I wake up in the morning - HE's THERE.... When, I go to the bathroom - HE's THERE... disgusts me! short little bastard!!
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Declared by Itsy Bitsy Leany Weany on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Hi Stacy Dodd. Got your rocks off lately? What? No pussy? Geeze! Oh! I forgot you are a pussy. Damn, Man, You gotta get a life. Still whacking off? C'mon, swap hands sometimes.
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Declared by Shadrach Ahmed Jahinijad on Thursday, October 16, 2008
You are the worst friend I ever could have asked for. My highschool sweetheart and I dated for 4 1/2 years and almost moved in together. We broke up and I went through the toughest time in my life. While this was happening, you were facebook chatting my ex and persuading him to come out to the bar with you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 20, 2011