Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare holy war against you, you treacherous fucking CUNT! You think you can just abandon me and turn everyone against as soon as some asswipe gives you a tiny bit of attention? And then you turn against me and say it's my fault? BITCH I PULLED ALL THE WEIGHT AND NOW YOUR ASSLICKING FINALLY PAYED OFF WITH...
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Declared by fuck off on Saturday, March 29, 2014
STOP BANGING MY GIRLFRIEND!
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
someone has to have a holy war. somewhere, sometime, for some purpose, and this seems like the better option.
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Declared by vince's jihad-er on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
YOU FUCKEN TWO BIT WHORE!!!!!! you bitch and complain when you so call "friends" fuck you over with guys you loved and then , you godanm retard, you go DO THE SAME FUCKEN THING!! you are the most wothless sum i have ever come across. I hope you fucken get AIDS or that that pretty face of yours melts off. I...
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Declared by Lilith on Wednesday, September 22, 2010
I dated this ho briefly. She didn' tell me she had a bunch of kids, or a bunch of exhusbands. She slept with my boy right after I did. Infectious at its best. She hustled me for a car payment, which got repoed anyway, and come to find out she's had 2 other repos. Shell use you for money, and she's a lame lay...
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Declared by jenxpb on Saturday, November 20, 2010
You double standard hypocrite!
Just because you don't like seeing him and her hooking up doesn't mean you have to put her down like she was worthless. She's better than you and your friends!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Declared by s8m1s8m1 on Saturday, December 3, 2011
I am soooooo tired of you and your obsession to try to make me clean. why don't you clean yourself???!!!!!?!?!?! I hate you, i hate you, i hate you. and it is not that i don't like to clean, it is that i don't like you making me clean like i'm a fucking slave. go fuck yourself and leave me alone you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
LOVE IT
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Declared by BOB on Friday, April 20, 2012
Why does my husband insist on being friends with idiots? I feel so alone whenever he is with his friends, because his friends are so fricken dumb, not the kind of people I would ever want to associate with! Today after work I came home and felt like I could barely talk to him about my day, the fact that it...
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Declared by Amanda on Thursday, February 7, 2013
You fucking bitch. I tried so hard, waking up at the ass Crack of dawn to do my makeup and shit, and you come prancing by, and with a finger snap he likes you. What. The. HELL. and the boy, your a real douchbag. Fucking crusty ass can take it up the ass. Jokes on you, you just got jihad bitches. Have fun in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 3, 2015
For being a fucking liar
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
Thank you for the weekend.
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Declared by Evert on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just because you think you're dating him doesn't mean he thinks so. You thought you were dating him when he was dating Amy . . . You thought you were dating him when he was dating me . . . . He thinks he's single now, but you still think you're dating him . . . . And you called me the crazy one?
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Declared by DictatorForLife on Monday, October 8, 2007
What in the hell are you thinking? This is not going to end well. If he doesn't know yet, he will. If he knows and doesn't care then why are you with him?
If you love me like you say you do then grow a pair and walk away from him. If you're trying to make it work like you say you are then grow a pair...
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Declared by The guy across the way on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Haley,
YOU are also THE BEST not girlfriend but fiancee that I could ever ask for. You may mess up sometimes and don't always express your feelings that well, but I love you and I know you love me too. You are right to say that I would do anything in the world for you, but you are wrong in putting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
My Girlfriend
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare Jihad on you because you are a skanky bitch who needs to take a bath and stop fucking old men. Such a shame...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
You'll just never fucking understand how much I love you. And it is infuriating.
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Declared by Sarah. on Monday, May 17, 2010
why do you butt fuck?!
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Declared by wanting to know on Monday, November 12, 2012