Goddammit! Fucking web filter! Limiting my internet experiences! And you guys who put the fucking thing on these computers! Do you really care if I go on YouTube? NO. So let me watch my videos!!!
And then blocking all of the fucking proxies that I use! That's just mean!
Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
Why can't it just work correctly?!?!
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Next time you make changes to our persistence layer, make sure you test your changes before you commit...otherwise I'll buy you a helmet to wear in the office!
Declared by S.R.Garcia on Friday, February 6, 2009
I declare a JIHAD on you and your laziness as a result of which your Xbox 360 still sits broken at home. JIHAD!
Declared by Your nemesis on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Don't you assholes understand that NOT ALL OF US CAN RUN THE FUCKING LATEST VERSION OF .NET??? I've been struggling to find a solution for the last year, and still haven't found it! And now I shitty connection which makes the problem worse.
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!! GO BURN IN A PIT AND FUCKING DIE, YOU...
Declared by AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH on Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Quit making videos of me on YouTube with false information! No I do not own 99% of accounts on the web. I do NOT fuck Kangaroos. Also stop whining about Australia. If you don't like it get the hell out!
Declared by Fuck Off on Saturday, September 27, 2008
It is bad for me!
Declared by Internet User on Thursday, August 28, 2008
Shut the hell up! I don't want to know how great your new Apple iMac or if the iPod is the best thing since sliced bread. I don't NEED someone telling me what products to use. Why don't you search for "Apple" on this site and see how many jihads against Apple got the thumbs down! Mother fuckers. Seriously,...
Declared by Fuck Apple on Saturday, August 23, 2008
Я объявляю джихад неадекватным админам форума, страдающим христианозом головного мозга в терминальной стадии.
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Just because you can still get on the internet with your extremely sucky IE6. Not only is it nasty to browse with it gives web developers headaches. Have you ever had a truly enjoyable browsing experience? I bet not. Don't live in the past you f'ing morons. Upgrade to a better browse and get rid of...
Declared by Firefox lover on Tuesday, July 22, 2008
These motherfuckers are really pissing me off. They charge people more than they should pay for on their bill, blame every mistake on the computer, and guess what? My piece of donkey shit modem keeps dropping out.
Feel free to go wank yourselves, Optus.
Declared by Optus SUCKS ASS on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Open you smug ass AOL eyes and fucking look at shit before you think your too fucking good and start to waste my time!
Seriously You don't seem to understand this but every time you click that damn SPAM button on your email that you Opted to get, I have to manually remove you from the list then write...
Declared by Rich on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Being sick of the telestalking machines is not a reason to send chain letters. Please stop sending e-mails regarding the ways to deal with them. If someone wants to get rid of the telestalking calls they can contact the local BBB-like organizations.
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 27, 2008
my jihad is against the call centres, who ,when they are not trying to annoy the hell out of us with thier insanely infuriating robotic answer phones ..." dial 3 for..." at which point they completely cut you off nd start playing the ' on hold ' music which usually tends to be a quartet of violins which...
Declared by bob on Sunday, May 25, 2008
I'm sick of presentations sent to me by e-Mail. What makes you, senders, think I care to download those large files you send me? Do you think it's cool? No, it sucks!
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Jihad on you! This site used to have my cheesy beef picture on it
Declared by Paul on Monday, May 19, 2008
(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
He is a nightmare.
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 5, 2008
I declare jihad on you, asshole!
Why don't you get your head out of your ass and design an application that actually works, mother fucker?
Declared by Apple and Microsoft Suck Ass on Monday, March 31, 2008