Almost 95% of the time when I try to submit a comment on this site, it takes me two or three attempts to get it to submit. What the fuck is up with this?
I like this website, but Jesus Christ, could you please stop using your Commodore 64 to process comments. It's pissing me off.
Declared by EagleYS on Tuesday, March 2, 2010
God bless anyone who can fucking work on this! Even dual booting Ubuntu with it is a pain thanks to fucking Disk Management! What the fuck is an Unallocated Partition? Huh? Fuck you Microsoft! Make it clear what the fuck you're talking about! Shit, I just wanted to dual boot two OSes!
Declared by Fuck The Name! on Monday, February 22, 2010
Fuck! I want to turn down the sound, not mute it!
Whoever programs this shit needs a kick up the asshole.
Declared by Never buying HP shit again, or Compaq. on Monday, February 15, 2010
Why can't eclipse see my SVN repositories or work with Maven or connect to the internet without having to be told to. Who programmed this? Who thought that all the dialogs and preferences and stupid settings were a good idea? Why can't it just find the internet, every other program can, including the viruses!
Declared by SL on Thursday, January 14, 2010
Suck my dick, asshole. No, wait, I don't want no AIDS from a $4 hooker. That bloated piece of crap you call 'SuperFetch' is nothing but a resource hog and generally, a shitty add-on to XP and Vista.
It's like putting your car on LPG. You'll save a lot of money (time), but at the same time you'll have to...
Declared by Michael Fortin Has a Small Dick on Wednesday, January 13, 2010
FUCK YOU !!!!!!
Declared by The (Null) Terminator on Sunday, January 10, 2010
Declared by ;oaksvhoqie8hg8y on Monday, December 14, 2009
Anyone who declares a holy war against the best computer in the world should be punished. JIHAD ON YOUBEEYATCH!!
Declared by Annonymous on Monday, December 14, 2009
Me again, with another open letter for YOU, Billy Boy.
This is a reminder that Vista still sucks, and get's more suckier by the mother fucking minute. When will you ever learn? IF IT IS NOT BROKEN, DO NOT FIX IT! And if it, then do so!
I just created a fucking base beat in LMMS for a melody I was...
Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, November 29, 2009
Fucking rot in hell you bottom feeding dwellers who develop these! Jesus Christ! How many times do I have to hit the fucking 'CLOSE' button on a form before it actually does close? And I don't know, maybe instead of using a platform that trashes your system, MAKE AN OFFLINE VERSION THAT DOESN'T!!!!
Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications! on Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Power Point, I hate you. Your animations are weak and no one wants to see that shit.
Declared by Roman on Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Here's a tip on putting an 'i' in front of everything: IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE! Fuck off and die a horrible death!
And Apple fanboys: If you don't like my rage, you are free to go kill yourselves too.
Declared by Skully on Sunday, November 8, 2009
Dear Bill Gates,
What the fuck? I thought I was getting a good deal here. Then as the weeks went by, Vista kept revealing it's true customers. You're an asshole and can go fuck yourself, and if you don't like that, you can print this and stick it up your ASS HOLE!
Thinking of developing his...
Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Jihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down!
The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they...
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Fucking fools! Fuck you and the mother fucking COCKS you rode in on! I swear if you break one more thing on that website I will personally pay a visit to you and shove a fat fucking dildo up your ass! Then with you paralysed with pain I will cut off your fucking cock and shove it down your own throat with...
Declared by Assholes on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Jihad on fucking craigslist. EVERY mother fucker on that site seems to be a cock sucker trying to rip you off. Heaven forbid you use the "find friends or a date" option because your ass will be spammed off the face of the earth. Fuck craigslist and the makers to hell.
Declared by ram a cock up craigslist's small ass on Monday, July 13, 2009
Fuck the makers of Barracuda web filter. They have made life miserable for millions of mother fuckers. If I could i would send a terminator back into time to destroy the programer and his mom and dad before he is born. FUCK ALL WEB FILTERS. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WATCHING YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK GOD DAMN...
Declared by mother fucker at work on Monday, July 13, 2009
Jihad on you!!! Why the F are you only giving 2 bars strength out of 5!! I used to get a transfer rate of up to 300Kbps and now it's down to 11Kbps! Damn it! STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Declared by I ♥ ADSL on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU!!! Instead of complaining about the inaccuracy of Wikipedia, why not SUGGEST something accurate?? OTHERWISE, SHUT THE **** UP!!!
Declared by ShutUp on Friday, June 12, 2009
Jihad on you cock smuggling assholes! I bought a new, cool (And I don't mean cool as in cold), fast HP Pavilion laptop...came home, set it up and now every time I shut down that blasted piece of shit it buzzes and whines like hell! I can't even sleep at night because of the thought of inhaling burnt lithium...
Declared by Never buying HP shit again on Saturday, May 30, 2009