Teh Culvars (Leah Culver) brought a big bucket of fail to this years Future of Web Apps Conference. She didn't even teach us mere mortals about the string maths that she's used with such great success on pownce.
Shortly after that she took over a panel aimed at developing a web app in 40 minutes and...
Declared by Skully on Friday, February 29, 2008
What happened during lunch today? I went to Checkers after a morning of fairly interesting presentations and returned to the most brain-numbing drivel this side of the pond.
I'm glad I paid for the workshops and came for the whole weekend. If I had come just for this, I'd be seriously pissed.
Declared by Sleeping in the back row on Friday, February 29, 2008
To all those who provide our team with crap... get your act together!
Declared by H on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
What the fuck is this? Don't fucking write a page about what songs gays wouldn't be without.
To the OP of the website: Shut the fuck up, faggot.
Declared by Dancing Queen on Tuesday, February 12, 2008
It's not cool to put a fucking "i" in front of everything. If I ever see the bastard who created the iMac and the iPod Nano, I'll throttle him.
Declared by Death To Apple on Friday, February 1, 2008
Don't you just love those people who carry out loud conversations on their cell phone? Very private information about themselves, friends, and business. How there is always more than one trying to talk at the same time in a very small area?
I declare jihad on all you SOBs may Allah cause a permanent...
Declared by verminator on Monday, January 28, 2008
I declare jihad on the idiots at HR Block tech support, who probably don't even have any idea of what country they are in.
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 21, 2008
You suck, dudes. You suck bigtime. Your fucking bloated software crashed my system. Your software is loaded with adware. And finally, I have to pay for this shit. Stick it up your ass, PopCap.
Declared by unhappy gamer on Sunday, January 13, 2008
What a fucking piece of shit. The only feature you have installed is the "CRASH WHENEVER I LIKE" feature. If I do something, you pop up an error message saying ')' expected. WTF is that about? Scratch that, I'm going to use Firefox from now on.
Declared by fuck internet exploiter on Thursday, January 10, 2008
I hereby place an eternal jihad on you in the name of Allah for not using appropriate and understandable text in MSN.
Declared by SpongeBon on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. News-fucking-flash: THIS IS YOUR WEBSITE. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO FIX PROBLEMS!
Declared by FUCK MICROSNOT on Monday, January 7, 2008
Fuck your shitty installation.
Declared by WTF on Sunday, December 30, 2007
Don't start a website if you are going to load it with ads. It's almost like the website is 99.99% advertisements, 00.01% content.
Declared by Nuke on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
These bastards refuse to give me cheap, unlimited, stable Broadband. I refuse to pay so much for an unlimited connection. Give me cheap fast BB, you freaks.
Declared by Pissed User on Sunday, December 23, 2007
In the name of Allah the most allmighty, praised be His name and the name of his prophet, I herewith declare Jihad on the number PI. For only He is from eternity to eternity, not some diabolic number. PI, you wait until we get you and we will show you some infinity, wretched number that you are. And...
Declared by kauder.welsch on Friday, December 21, 2007
YOU F***ING MOTHERF*CKERS ARE SUCH CUNTS YOU DELETED ALL MY EMAILS YOU ALSO DELETED ALL THE GREAT NEWS ARTICLES AND LEFT THE CRAPPY ONES BEHIND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? I HOPE YOU GO BUST THIS YEAR!!!
Declared by F*CKYAHOO on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
I declare holy Jihad on project managers who write the new specs for software they have not even bothered to use.
Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu!
(yes I am learning to curse in Mandarin so they don't know what I am saying :)
Declared by verminator on Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Why do I have to download special plug-ins for Microsoft Internet Explorer if I want to file a complaint to some departments?
Isn't a plain interface for submitting a request enough?
What the heck is this: is the Israeli government a branch of Microsoft?
Declared by A Linux User on Sunday, November 25, 2007
Why the hell do you have to suck so much and make me waste countless hours making things look right. Also declare war on all IE users..please live in the 21st century and get a better browser!
Declared by Bman on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Your website BLOWS because you're missing all kinds of assloads of towns that exist on well establish public routes you dickwads. DON'T LAUNCH A WEBSITE IF IT'S GOING TO BE SO HALF-ASSED YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHES.
Declared by pissed at losers who launch fucking websites that don't work on Saturday, November 10, 2007