Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI'm sick of presentations sent to me by e-Mail. What makes you, senders, think I care to download those large files you send me? Do you think it's cool? No, it sucks!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Jihad on you! This site used to have my cheesy beef picture on it
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Declared by Paul on Monday, May 19, 2008
(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
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Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
He is a nightmare.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 5, 2008
I declare jihad on you, asshole!
Why don't you get your head out of your ass and design an application that actually works, mother fucker?
Screw you!
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Declared by Apple and Microsoft Suck Ass on Monday, March 31, 2008
Teh Culvars (Leah Culver) brought a big bucket of fail to this years Future of Web Apps Conference. She didn't even teach us mere mortals about the string maths that she's used with such great success on pownce.
Shortly after that she took over a panel aimed at developing a web app in 40 minutes and...
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Declared by Skully on Friday, February 29, 2008
What happened during lunch today? I went to Checkers after a morning of fairly interesting presentations and returned to the most brain-numbing drivel this side of the pond.
I'm glad I paid for the workshops and came for the whole weekend. If I had come just for this, I'd be seriously pissed.
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Declared by Sleeping in the back row on Friday, February 29, 2008
To all those who provide our team with crap... get your act together!
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Declared by H on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
What the fuck is this? Don't fucking write a page about what songs gays wouldn't be without.
To the OP of the website: Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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Declared by Dancing Queen on Tuesday, February 12, 2008
It's not cool to put a fucking "i" in front of everything. If I ever see the bastard who created the iMac and the iPod Nano, I'll throttle him.
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Declared by Death To Apple on Friday, February 1, 2008
Don't you just love those people who carry out loud conversations on their cell phone? Very private information about themselves, friends, and business. How there is always more than one trying to talk at the same time in a very small area?
I declare jihad on all you SOBs may Allah cause a permanent...
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Declared by verminator on Monday, January 28, 2008
I declare jihad on the idiots at HR Block tech support, who probably don't even have any idea of what country they are in.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 21, 2008
You suck, dudes. You suck bigtime. Your fucking bloated software crashed my system. Your software is loaded with adware. And finally, I have to pay for this shit. Stick it up your ass, PopCap.
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Declared by unhappy gamer on Sunday, January 13, 2008
What a fucking piece of shit. The only feature you have installed is the "CRASH WHENEVER I LIKE" feature. If I do something, you pop up an error message saying ')' expected. WTF is that about? Scratch that, I'm going to use Firefox from now on.
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Declared by fuck internet exploiter on Thursday, January 10, 2008
I hereby place an eternal jihad on you in the name of Allah for not using appropriate and understandable text in MSN.
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Declared by SpongeBon on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. News-fucking-flash: THIS IS YOUR WEBSITE. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO FIX PROBLEMS!
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Declared by FUCK MICROSNOT on Monday, January 7, 2008
Fuck your shitty installation.
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Declared by WTF on Sunday, December 30, 2007
Don't start a website if you are going to load it with ads. It's almost like the website is 99.99% advertisements, 00.01% content.
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Declared by Nuke on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
These bastards refuse to give me cheap, unlimited, stable Broadband. I refuse to pay so much for an unlimited connection. Give me cheap fast BB, you freaks.
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Declared by Pissed User on Sunday, December 23, 2007
In the name of Allah the most allmighty, praised be His name and the name of his prophet, I herewith declare Jihad on the number PI. For only He is from eternity to eternity, not some diabolic number. PI, you wait until we get you and we will show you some infinity, wretched number that you are. And...
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Declared by kauder.welsch on Friday, December 21, 2007