Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoA different bicycle every other day, a different cell phone and every single one of them just a pile of junk you got from someone you know. Stop being so goddamn fickle. And sneaky. We're supposed to be friends.
You offer to share a joint, which is about the size of a thumbnail, and say that we can put...
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Declared by Adobo Fiend on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Because it seems to me that they care about rules more than they do about people. They read an amusing story about an employee who has fun of a stupid manager, and guess what they have to say? "He should be grateful he wasn't fired." Is there anything new under the sun?
Those conformists should inherit...
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Declared by Pulsa De Nura on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
jihad on you, all you do is fuck us girls over. we like you then you either use us for sex or 'don't want a relationship'. well go fucking die cause im turning lesbian.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 10, 2009
OOOOH SHIT!
SO MY DAD PAYS 30 000 BUCKS A YEAR FOR THIS FUCKING PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL I GO TO... AND WHAT DO I GET??
FUCKING INCOMPETENT TEACHERS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH. ALL THEY FUCKING DO IS PUT MOTHERFUCKING PRESSURES ON OUR BACK AND BULLSHIT ALL DAY LONG. I FEEL MORE STUPID WHEN I LEAVE FROM CLASS...
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Declared by frustrated guy on Monday, February 22, 2010
First you lost my car twice then you sent it to salvage without permission. Now you have to send me my own stuff?! Thank you for wasting a week of my life. And that car had a lot of sentimental value... Reparations!!!!
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Declared by erin on Thursday, March 4, 2010
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
My asshole boyfriend is trying to make me jealous by hitting on girls who are way younger than him! I want to scream at him every time he ignores me or gives me one-word responses. Think you can make me jealous?? JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Christina on Tuesday, December 14, 2010
I fucking hate you.
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Declared by THEGUY on Friday, January 21, 2011
FUCK YOU BITCHES AT SCHOOL FUCK YOU ALL I HATE ALL OF U i hate u seniors,i hate u ex best friend i hate u current best friend i hate u haters i hate u teachers i hate u random shit people i dont give a flying fuCK about i hate u all choke on a dick i hate all of u
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Declared by go away on Friday, August 23, 2013
Oh and between me and you. I dont like J.T that way. Just a massive rumour. It probably doesnt help that im still on that forum. Kind of bored these days and im still convinced that other people on that forum know me. But yeah, l dont like that person in a male-female way. LOL!
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Declared by ertset on Friday, July 15, 2011
you're an uncreative bitch and I hate you
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Declared by agafsdgdfg on Sunday, July 14, 2013
I wish I could meet you in person and beat the shit out of you for saying the horribly things you say to and about my girlfriend on Facebook. Unfortunately, all I could do was report you for harassment and block you. NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 20, 2011
Fuck you
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Declared by You wish you knew on Monday, September 22, 2014
Lack of sex.
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare aholy jihad against the self indulgent ,decadent, snotty nosed english departmentof the university of dundee!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate you so much because people who work at the f-ing DMV look like overachieving GENIUSES next to you. You're slow, you're stupid, you're rude, and the peeps at the burger kind two blocks over ALSO look like overachieving geniuses compared to you.
Why is it so difficult to be speedy, courteous, and...
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Declared by I SEE FAT PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Alright so coming up this weekend is Homecoming my Senior Homecoming! and my friends and I have not really been planning what to do before but I was invited to a pre-homecoming party but never said if I was going or not because I thought my group was bigger. Yesterday it turns out some of my friends made...
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Declared by i hate my life on Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Jihad on the cheapest bastard in Sunnyvale, Erik Taylor. He's a LIAR who doesn't pay his debts.
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Declared by Erik owes me money on Monday, September 21, 2009
WHY IS SHE ALWAYS STOPPING ME ?!
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Declared by URGHHHHHH on Friday, August 20, 2010
Heathrow 'Express', I jihad you with your own shitty slow wireless while I sit waiting to move the last 100 fucking metres into Paddington and while five slow trains pass us. You fucks
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 12, 2010