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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
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Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Stop suicide bombing
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Declared by Chris on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
The hair, The bike, the 1% body fat. I've met women that have shaved less of their body! And comeon, a whiteboard IN YOUR BEDROOM?!?!
I declare holy war on you sir!
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Declared by JAKE on Friday, October 19, 2007
Education is the begining of the long spiral downward.
my brother, keep your mind closed, and your bible open.
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Declared by Erich on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Sheetz is a terrible convenience store. It does not compare in any positive way, shape, or form, to the vastly superior Wawa.
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Declared by James on Friday, May 2, 2008
VISTA IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IT CANT DO ANYTHIGN RIGHT I HAVE ALMOST LOST EVERYTHING U USELESS MONEY GRABBING PIECES OF SHIT
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
My fellow americans, i am here to apoligize for my shitty job at being president. So please, Jihad on my old ass.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
may allah bless those who fight against the inflidel, parking al-inspector
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 12, 2009
"And fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is for God. But if they desist, then let there be no hostility except against wrongdoers. (The Noble Quran 2:193)"
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Declared by Matthews on Monday, May 10, 2010
Wrong.
Just. Absolutely. Wrong.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 9, 2010
I hope these fuckwits get some nasty disease and leave this world. I wish them all the bad.
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Declared by Sachin on Monday, October 8, 2012
been in love with my friend for the longest time! we even kissed once (after a few drinks)...it never progressed into anything more though...he is now asking me to fix him up with a friend of mine who he met. he told me she is the kinda gal he would even propose to!
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Declared by zaza on Thursday, December 27, 2012
I CAN'T
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Stop acting like a five year old Cunt!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 13, 2013
You fucking idiots . WHY IN THE HOLIEST SHIT SHOULD SCHOOL TEACH US DECIMAL NUMBERS WHEN THERE ARE MORE USEFUL THINGS . WHO IS THE BRAINLESS GOAT WHO DECIDES THIS
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Declared by Angryitalianstudent22 on Saturday, February 10, 2018
Infidels Die, TRISHAALALALALA!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Don't come 'round here no more.
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Declared by Kevin on Monday, October 8, 2007
These Muslim extremists need to be dealt with. I feel bad for the innocent but unfortunately they are to weak to stand up for their own rights and to scared to make decisions for themselves. God bless the U.S., our troops, and The Commander and Chief for knocking some heads.
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Declared by boiler.powered on Monday, October 8, 2007
For making the world a much more dangerous place to live.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Seventywane, ton département est une terre de viandards. Viens pas piquer les oies des honnêtes gars d'ch'nord !!!
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Declared by Juste derrière on Monday, October 8, 2007