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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Johnson on Thursday, May 28, 2015
Jihad Jihad jihad.. I must have my camera back.
A thousand curses upon you..
Your flight will leave on time,
May a blight go forth and leave San Diego barren of pumpkin, raisins, corn meal and yams.
May you grow cold and bitter like Rosie O' Donnell.
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Declared by David C on Monday, October 8, 2007
me so mad mad that choo left me.
me so cry all day and all night.
me so jump out of the building.
me so end
me so sad.
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Declared by fraulein jar jarette on Monday, October 29, 2007
I declare Jihad on Richard Hoey! For crimes against journalism!
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Declared by Mr Pulse on Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Jihad on the lowlifes who throw trash out of their piece of shit car windows in nice neighborhoods. Believe me, I know YOU don't live around here. Guess what, scumbag? I'll pick up your trash and go back into my nice house while you go back to your shitty hood. I win!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 2, 2010
For being an arrogant pain in the arse .
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Declared by Richard on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Underpaid, overworked, consistently knackered and skint!
Totally fed up.
That's why I am putting a Jihad on "The Workplace."
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
For being such an utter cunt and the most useless piece of trash at the same time.
Die. Horribly.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 17, 2011
You know what....I have to stop wasting time and get off these sites. I need to find that drive I had during my last degree....back. And make something out of myself.
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Declared by wrwere on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
http://dx.doi.org?
Die CrossRef! Die!
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Declared by nate gains on Thursday, November 24, 2011
Her maths is fucking shit !!!
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Declared by AAA on Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Thanks for shouting out personal, embarrassing secrets (not to mention that these things were JOKES between FRIENDS, none of which were even true!) in the middle of class, for the teacher and all of our classmates to hear. Bitch, I've tried so hard to get along with you, I've defended you when countless...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
May you die beautifully like you wished for in your fairy tails.
You want a long term intimate relationship without being serious while having someone else as a boyfriend? FUCK YOU!!
There's a degree to how illogical you can be bitch.
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Declared by MGA on Sunday, October 4, 2015
You bully us catholic students, rant about our religion, and other non-Christian religious groups in general, and even sanctimoniously lecture how "great" your belief is!
But really? The rest of us can't prove the existence of God. What makes you special than the rest of us?
For a group that has so...
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Declared by I throw breadsticks at you on Sunday, January 8, 2017
For making the world a much more dangerous place to live.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Are we all so untrustworthy that we cannot be expected to take the simple action of pressing on a little lever? And they invariably go off when it is not necessary, often moistening my clothing and wasting water.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
your empire will be crushed and you and your family of dirty old dogs will perish into nothings
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Declared by Derish on Tuesday, May 19, 2009
I mother fucking Jihad your saggy ass, Stupid. My friends know where you live.
All bets are off, fuckwad.
There will be pain & it will leave a mark Dipshit fag
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 6, 2009
FUCK YOU, AND YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER TOO.
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Declared by K.S on Thursday, October 14, 2010
BYE! I really have to get my act together. Im going to block all these sites from my computer. I have things to do and things to achieve. Anyways, thanks for making it an eventful six months! :-)
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Declared by bye on Monday, July 18, 2011