Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infowe jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I hate this fucking job the manager is is a bitch who cant speak english properly and yet has the time to find things that i do about it then let the whole company know about it .Fuck u Bitch i hope you get hit by a bus. slant eye mother fucker
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Declared by the man on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
fuck you for being a total asshole and never listening to me and acting like a four year old you stupid fucktard
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 2, 2012
Ur so stupid you don't even know child support has been waiting to go back years and years for you. They were waiting for cooperation wellll now they have it. Asshole! I asked for little and got even less! Now you will be getting what you deserve!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 16, 2011
My older brother has spent years calling me fat, ugly, stupid, a whore, a cunt, and a bitch, among other things. I know I'm not most of these things (especially a whore, considering I've been faithful to the only significant other I've had), but it's starting to feel like no matter how much I try to think...
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Declared by matti on Monday, September 5, 2011
This infidel stands in the way of our protest in the class of science. He is standing in the way of Salvation!
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Declared by William Gibcus on Thursday, July 9, 2015
Energy vampire
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Declared by Al on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
You psycho ass motherfucker! You are going to run this company into the ground! You couldn't manage to get yourself out of a wet paper sack, how and the hell do you expect to manage your employees? You act like we are friends to our faces, but yet you talk about everyone of us behind our backs. That is why I...
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Declared by Indecon Employees on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hi Stacy Dodd. Got your rocks off lately? What? No pussy? Geeze! Oh! I forgot you are a pussy. Damn, Man, You gotta get a life. Still whacking off? C'mon, swap hands sometimes.
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Declared by Shadrach Ahmed Jahinijad on Thursday, October 16, 2008
Puerto Rican women are so jealous and insecure it baffles the logical, healthy stabled mind! Please, grow up! Learn to actually be confident by ditching the attitude and treating others with respect. "Ueh, I don't like her, I just don't like her". You don't like her because you're too fucking jealous of her....
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Declared by The Winner has Spoken on Friday, September 25, 2009
Stop bringing in dead animals you bastard cat. Jihad! Jihad!
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Declared by Graham on Tuesday, October 25, 2011
This is senior year and you're going down BITCH. high school is not your kingdom for long. You selfish, little hypocrite. No your not little. FAT OBESE UGLY MAN WHORE.
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Declared by -G- on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Hey! I don't care who the hell sees this. I am angry and I've been holding it in for a very long fucking time. Do you know how the fuck it feels to fucking keep quiet while you fucking know that people are fucking walking the fuck all over you? No! Because you're only fucking worried about yourselves. Don't...
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Declared by Angry Quiet Bitch on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Ganyan ka pala sa pulitika.
Makapangyarihan ka na. Tapakan lang ang tao sa tingin mo ay langgam, sa maikling komento lamang.
Bato bato sa langit lang pre.
Idadamay mo ba ang lahat kapag napikon ka?
Seriously?
Pag napikon ka, baka totoo.
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Declared by Iskool Vukul on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
You are invented to make an application seem as if it has been through several revisions even though it still throws random errors.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
I declare Jihad on PvdA because they've taken away the knife that was under the stone, blocked the referendum and because I have a bad hair day.
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Declared by Maurice de H. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
To everyone out there who has ever held a sign up in protest of something, do yourself a favor and research the topic you are protesting first. Just because two hundred other people say some cause is worth shouting about, doesn't make it right. Hell, I could get two hundred people two sign a petition to...
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Declared by Maelstrom on Monday, October 8, 2007
This pseudoscientific hack, also Cambridge Professor For The Public Misunderstanding of Science frequently starts rants on subjects about which he knows nothing. It is time for his perfidious arrogance to be brought to an end.
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Declared by Ptahhotpe on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck the work! Fuck the collegues! Fuck the seniors and juniors! Who else?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For writing that terrible song "Crazy Bitch," which is the worst song ever and is constantly stuck in my head, every member of the band Buckcherry deserves to be waterboarded.
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Declared by Tim on Wednesday, October 10, 2007