Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoEver since you said that you "don't bake cookies" I've thought you were a bee-yatch.
We need more cookies in this world and less lawyers.
Bee-yatch!
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Declared by Betty Crocker on Monday, September 10, 2007
I declare Jihad on PvdA because they've taken away the knife that was under the stone, blocked the referendum and because I have a bad hair day.
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Declared by Maurice de H. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Randy you are a worthless neighbor. For over two years you have been a real pain in the butt. So I am declaring Jihad on you until you move away.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
Mormons who believe america is the centre christianity, who are narrow minded and down right annoying. Allah!
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Declared by William Tildesley on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
FUCK YOU! YOUR GOVT SHOULD BE FUCKED BY ALLAH UP THE ASS FOR THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO MY COUNTRY!
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Declared by A CITIZEN on Monday, July 4, 2011
Asshole. You ate the whole damn dark chocolate easter bunny that was given to me as a gift by my mom. If you had asked for some, I would have gladly shared, buy you had to eat the whole damn thing before I got to even TRY it. You are a twat of epic proportions...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 1, 2011
Fuck you bitch. Either get over it or fuck off all together. Yup, I cheated on you. So now we aren't together anymore. It happened a long ass time ago. If we are still gonna be friends then you HAVE to stop obsessing over the cheating and bringing it up and calling me names and bitching and all that shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 13, 2012
Hey! I don't care who the hell sees this. I am angry and I've been holding it in for a very long fucking time. Do you know how the fuck it feels to fucking keep quiet while you fucking know that people are fucking walking the fuck all over you? No! Because you're only fucking worried about yourselves. Don't...
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Declared by Angry Quiet Bitch on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
pregnant liar. your belly is as big as your lie. BITCH.
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Declared by Rozzzccooo on Saturday, November 24, 2012
ConLaw can kick rocks. Fuck it. Why test it on the bar exam? No lawyer uses in real life. Only soft bitches who can get real jobs care about, so let them deal with it. Fuck you ConLaw. Suck it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 15, 2015
JIHAD ON YOU, JIHAD ON YOUR MOTHER, JIHAD ON YOUR COW
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Declared by jihad jhon on Tuesday, April 21, 2015
This is what you get for giving me my nation project the last day of school
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Declared by Noah Baker on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
There is a sign on the door, is it that hard to follow 1 simple request?!?!?!?
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
Shes a fucking Homewrecker and shes romanian! As if that isnt enough..she thinks she can BUY my approval of her! Well im letting her THINK she can but she cant :P I'll just keep stealing her credit card details!
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Declared by Matt Cochrane on Monday, October 8, 2007
you are the biggest loser in the world..
You are two faced son of a bitch. You whine how your life is shit i fucking dont give a damn you never cared abt any one but your self.
you talk behind your best friends back pretty sure you said shit about me which probably arnt even true ..
you were my ex years...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Hey dickhead, Hows married life treating you. Still using a penis pump to try and get a hard on?
Hell, Viagra wouldn't help you. Damn man, whatcha gonna try next?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 31, 2009
Ik verklaar je de Jihad!
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Declared by Guus on Monday, June 25, 2012
Fucking Cunt, hope you die you bitch.
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Declared by Non ya damn business on Monday, September 22, 2014
iTunes updates - why is it that I have to download the entire application every time Apple updates iTunes? It's called incremental updates! Get a fucking clue and stop forcing me to download 50 megs to listen to a fucking song.
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Declared by dumpster on Monday, October 8, 2007
Designons ensemble le monde nano de demain...
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Declared by Pinch on Tuesday, October 9, 2007