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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe guy i liked for two to three years is married. And quite recently. Ouch!
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Declared by dsfsdfaer on Saturday, July 16, 2011
Hey! I don't care who the hell sees this. I am angry and I've been holding it in for a very long fucking time. Do you know how the fuck it feels to fucking keep quiet while you fucking know that people are fucking walking the fuck all over you? No! Because you're only fucking worried about yourselves. Don't...
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Declared by Angry Quiet Bitch on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
pregnant liar. your belly is as big as your lie. BITCH.
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Declared by Rozzzccooo on Saturday, November 24, 2012
The truth about the lot of you, is that you're just pussies. You're too scared to commit in a relationship, that you choose to fuck someone else while still keep your girl because you want to have your back up plan in case you change your in time.
And fuck you Jason, seriously. The past 24 hours I've been...
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Declared by Anna. on Tuesday, January 8, 2013
MEH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
White Americans and select European people. Cause of all problems on the planet, self-serving, and self-righteous. What more is there to say :) ?
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Declared by Dj Jihad on Monday, October 8, 2007
"Do no evil" - yeah right. You smug cunts do nothing but sit there with all the cards making our life a fucking misery with your flowery "we're all cool geeks and you're a capitalist pig" bull shit. You're worth more money than is sensible but you do fuck all useful with it.
Why has no-one asked about...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
I am so fucking confused about everything....i hate my parents, i hate myself, i am losing everything....all the fuck over again......i wish i could kill my brain for like 10 minutes so i can get some sleep and then revive it again......HATRED!!!! i hate hate.
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Declared by AYush on Monday, September 17, 2012
I declare a jihad on all proofs
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2012
who do you think you are
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Ganyan ka pala sa pulitika.
Makapangyarihan ka na. Tapakan lang ang tao sa tingin mo ay langgam, sa maikling komento lamang.
Bato bato sa langit lang pre.
Idadamay mo ba ang lahat kapag napikon ka?
Seriously?
Pag napikon ka, baka totoo.
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Declared by Iskool Vukul on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
You have plotted jihad many, many times around this world. At the Virgin Lounge in London Airport. In Berlin. In Southeast Asia.
Jihad is your name.
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Declared by Agent Longden on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are not smart. You're just like everyone else. Self-absorbed, selfish, narcissistic and infested with disillusions of grandeur. If anyone deserves an A+, its the selfless, charitable humble people who don't think themselves better than anyone else. Those people are better than you. What have you given to...
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Declared by Get Real on Friday, May 9, 2008
I have asked the Imams for a thousandfold jihad on the stupid@$$ voters who called their congressmen and told them to vote against this "bailout" package. You STUPIDLY think it is about bailing out FatCat CEO's and people who don't deserve it. What about me, the little guy? I'm not rich, and I'm getting...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Monday, September 29, 2008
I hate all of you, from the hipsters to the yuppies to the businessmen.
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Declared by Disgruntled Bostonian on Friday, July 24, 2009
They try to talk about sports. They try to play video games. They try to make dirty jokes and burp and fart and act tough... It's disgusting and unfeminine and unbecoming and it won't ever get you laid. If you act like one of the guys, you'll be treated like one of the guys. I don't date the guys. I date...
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Declared by Philip Thomas on Monday, September 10, 2007
this jihad is for you because you are moaning that you can not go to Monaco
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 18, 2007
I declare jihad on YOU! You, sitting there on your spiffy mac laptop, drinking that starbucks! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIP....well guess what? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2009
tease
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 30, 2009
Fucking faggot!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 10, 2010