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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 14, 2008
Open you smug ass AOL eyes and fucking look at shit before you think your too fucking good and start to waste my time!
Seriously You don't seem to understand this but every time you click that damn SPAM button on your email that you Opted to get, I have to manually remove you from the list then write...
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Declared by Rich on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
VISTA IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IT CANT DO ANYTHIGN RIGHT I HAVE ALMOST LOST EVERYTHING U USELESS MONEY GRABBING PIECES OF SHIT
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
I declare the jihad of injured defense and loss by three goals or more to Buffalo!!
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Declared by Boston GM on Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Jihad on you, you selfish cunt. Your words are nothing but venom, poisoning my life and my heart. I breath funny, and you bitch. I cook you dinner, and you bitch that it wasn't served fast enough. You whine and complain, yet you don't realize that you're driving me away with your self-centered cunt-ness....
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Declared by Fed up. on Sunday, January 3, 2010
I hate when you get up the courage to IM someone on facebook and they rudely signoff the second you say hey. Dumb Bitches atleast say sorry you have to go! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Ashamed on Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Wrong.
Just. Absolutely. Wrong.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 9, 2010
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY.
I was supposted to get two games today, but I didn't because FedEx FUCKED UP. To make it worse, It says ON THE WEBSITE that my games are in a local FedEx place, when they're NOT. I checked.
So now I have to wait until FUCKING MONDAY. No. This is bullshit. AGH.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 23, 2012
i just want to see your pictures
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Go back to Canada, scrub
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Declared by Sonny on Thursday, December 19, 2013
I hate the person that came up with the expression, "you get what you pay for" because they're so damn right.
However in my line of work, I get what my boss pays for, which in most cases leaves me with pieces of shit I have to train, who barely know their own ass from a hole in the ground!
Why can't he...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Down on the Greek Kebab extra Chilli Sauce eating people of this planet!!!
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Declared by Dudley Mod on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is what you get for watching too much politic shows you infidel!
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Declared by Ivo on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hey man, what the HECK is your problem? I thought we were cool dude! You used to sit on my desk and give me peanuts and now that you're all out of nuts, you stare at me all day long with those "do me" eyes and you're constantly trying to force yourself on me. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!! OK? Do...
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Declared by Jon on Thursday, October 11, 2007
are quite stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 24, 2010
UCF sucks! Their administration doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. They're an impersonal, bureaucratic, amorphous scar on the face of Florida. Knightro can kiss my ass!
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Declared by UCF Student on Thursday, May 6, 2010
FUCK YOU! YOUR GOVT SHOULD BE FUCKED BY ALLAH UP THE ASS FOR THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO MY COUNTRY!
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Declared by A CITIZEN on Monday, July 4, 2011
My asshole boyfriend is trying to make me jealous by hitting on girls who are way younger than him! I want to scream at him every time he ignores me or gives me one-word responses. Think you can make me jealous?? JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Christina on Tuesday, December 14, 2010
You and your stupid bitch of a wife kept me up till 4 am with your domestic disputing! FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BREAK UP ALREADY! I heard the evidence that it's NOT working.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
I have a massive cupcake craving! LOL! Yummm.....hehehehe!
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Declared by ertwrt on Friday, July 15, 2011