Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoLeave a company and go off to greener pastures... go ahead and never look back Mr. Wisecarver. Oh, don't worry about all that work left behind... SOMEONE WILL DO IT. JIHAD ON YOU.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, September 10, 2007
Franky has big balls and smells like manure. Therefore there should be a Jihad on him. Alah is great! Franky is filth!
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Declared by Holy One on Monday, October 8, 2007
Break up with Logan
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Declared by Sam ;) on Thursday, December 10, 2009
how can you of all people tell me i ruined my life !! when your the one who gave kids away like they were candy all becouse it wasent in your buddget to buy birthcontrol(drugs were more important) and by they way you dont win mother of the year for being sober for 10sec of the day..how dare you tell my...
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Declared by older and wiser on Friday, February 26, 2010
Get to weight watchers you lazy wankers .
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Declared by Fiona on Sunday, February 13, 2011
Hey John D. Well I know what the "d" stands for. Don't you? All I can say is, before you turn the key on your ignition, ask yourself, "do I feel lucky?" " is my engine going to start, or am I sitting on top of a gigantic I.E.D." Well, do ya punk????
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 27, 2012
Infidels Die, TRISHAALALALALA!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Infidel! I hope your colon explodes in a cocoon of horror!
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Declared by Chi Hi on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop harassing my girlfriend!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
What the bleedin hell has Al Gore got to do with peace? You gave him the Nobel Peace prize for his doom-mongering about climate change.
This is as ridiculous as the Meteorological Office giving their "Weatherman of the year award" to the Dalai Lama.
There is only one connection between Climate Change...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
People that play music at the back of the bus.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
It sux. Doing what you're spoused to do and not thinking for you're self.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
How dare you have a voice that sounds like a phone sex operator!
Quit being black!
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Declared by Your Information class on Monday, November 19, 2007
UCF sucks! Their administration doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. They're an impersonal, bureaucratic, amorphous scar on the face of Florida. Knightro can kiss my ass!
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Declared by UCF Student on Thursday, May 6, 2010
BOLLOCKS IT. i never wanted to even kiss you and now your calling me a slut. I can understand gossip like this if i had actually done anything to envoke it but i spent the whole night running away from you. and now my friends are being told im a whore. so yeah, thanks i hope you feel better after shitting on...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 28, 2010
PEOPLE WITH DEGREES WHO HAVE NO A LEVELS
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Declared by Jimbo on Sunday, December 25, 2011
Haley,
YOU are also THE BEST not girlfriend but fiancee that I could ever ask for. You may mess up sometimes and don't always express your feelings that well, but I love you and I know you love me too. You are right to say that I would do anything in the world for you, but you are wrong in putting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
I'm tired of people using me. Especially boyfriends. They want gifts expensive ones...yet they are too broke to give me anything. They can't even buy me a fucking cup of coffee! And they make me feel guilty for not sharing and giving them what they want. Fuck that! I trust no one and I only will make ME...
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Declared by H. Mad As Hell on Friday, January 13, 2012
Ik verklaar je de Jihad!
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Declared by Guus on Monday, June 25, 2012
They are fucking assholes
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 7, 2013