Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infowhen you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
May your name be forever obliterated from the work week and find its way into the weekend's anus.
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
I declare a holy war on this news network to stop the right wing propaganda that is warping the minds of normal Americans. Stop your bullshit.
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Declared by jaydeviant on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I'm declaring Jihad on TSTT for take so long before give Trinidad and Tobago adsl faster than 256K
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Declared by -= UP SET TRINI =- on Monday, October 8, 2007
Anyone who declares a holy war against the best computer in the world should be punished. JIHAD ON YOUBEEYATCH!!
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Declared by Annonymous on Monday, December 14, 2009
=)
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
The FAT GINGER PIG
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Declared by Fiona on Friday, December 9, 2011
For lying about having a further maths A level
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Declared by Louise on Wednesday, December 14, 2011
They are fucking assholes
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 7, 2013
MEH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
So, it was all about security huh? After all this time. Not about faith, hope, trust, not about the heart, not about love, but by using your head. So, you now got your big shot account exec, with a fat salary and fat bank account. BRAVO! I hope he gets tired of you and leaves you for someone younger.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 17, 2014
Stop being so emo, you retards. Everyone has problems, but not everyone centers their lives around them. Stop dominating my brain. You will be crushed.
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Declared by Fedge on Monday, October 8, 2007
Who The FUCK do yout hink you are! You swedish bit of shit that never should have exited! We dont get your math.. and your answe is "sorry for you"!? NO! SORRY for you, you miserable excuse for a man! And sorry for us that you ever wher born! You make the tiger eating my leg right now, look good in...
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Declared by The student on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
You have discrased the holy religeon of the Islam with your lack of knowledge of the Koran. Marrying a believer does not make you Islamic, nor does dressing like one either. You are still an infidel in the face of Allah. To regain your faith and prove yourself you must go on a pilgramidge to Mecca....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
This guy or "KUT!" shouldn't be alive!
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Declared by Some guy with pants down on Thursday, November 15, 2007
you are the biggest loser in the world..
You are two faced son of a bitch. You whine how your life is shit i fucking dont give a damn you never cared abt any one but your self.
you talk behind your best friends back pretty sure you said shit about me which probably arnt even true ..
you were my ex years...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 11, 2009
I fucking deserve it,
i bring nothing of value to no sociaty, I despise religion and bitchslaps faith. i dislike net users and hate people.
I post annyoing crap and dont take things you care abot seriosly.
Yet the Universe loves me and I AM AWSOME
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Declared by Rulerofgreat on Saturday, March 21, 2009
Jade Goody died of cancer, I know cancer is a terrible disease and she had kids and all that but when she was a racist knobhead on big brother and running around with her tits hanging out everyone hated her
ESPECIALLY the tabloids then when she dies there are special "warm fuzzy feeling inside"...
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Declared by carnivore on Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Isn't it common knowledge that you stand on the right and walk on the left?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 20, 2009