Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hate this show. Not only does it show an hour of close-ups of sweating, jiggling flesh- it runs overtime every episode by 15-20 minutes!!! Who would want to go on the show anyways!? "Yeah, sure I'll go on it. Who wouldn't want to exercise their lazy ass to the point of a breakdown on national television...
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Declared by Fat Alberto on Tuesday, April 27, 2010
I dont know what's pissing me off but something is!
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Declared by sdfasd@sdfsdfs.com on Monday, July 18, 2011
So tired and bored of shallow and stupid gay men, that are convinced that lifestyle has anything to do with who they decide to sleep with. Isn't it bad enough that as a gay man I've got a chance with less than 10% of the population to begin with? Now 90% of this 10% happen to be idiots. So bored of it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
this jihad is for you because you are moaning that you can not go to Monaco
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 18, 2007
I really can't stand most people I talk to from Ohio.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
You are not smart. You're just like everyone else. Self-absorbed, selfish, narcissistic and infested with disillusions of grandeur. If anyone deserves an A+, its the selfless, charitable humble people who don't think themselves better than anyone else. Those people are better than you. What have you given to...
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Declared by Get Real on Friday, May 9, 2008
tease
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 30, 2009
For pathetic Renee-hating a-hole
I guess some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 12, 2011
They're still bigger than your balls *and* your brains, you neanderthals.
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Declared by Maniacal Misandrist on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
It's official: I hate you. I fought it, but you just make it impossible not to loathe you. Congratulations, you are one nasty piece of work. Selfish, rude, bitchy, no manners having, self righteous, drama queen Cunt! Fuck you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 5, 2010
You always delete our trucks! You can't accept that you are just jaloux! JIHAD ON YOU TRUCKERBENNY-A from lastbilgalleri.dk!!!
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Declared by Bazoom-jihadder37 on Friday, May 24, 2013
pregnant liar. your belly is as big as your lie. BITCH.
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Declared by Rozzzccooo on Saturday, November 24, 2012
Thanks for shouting out personal, embarrassing secrets (not to mention that these things were JOKES between FRIENDS, none of which were even true!) in the middle of class, for the teacher and all of our classmates to hear. Bitch, I've tried so hard to get along with you, I've defended you when countless...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
Fareskaknings, everybody. Stick your toes up my foreskin.
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Declared by Foreskin_Giy on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
don't kill dem trees doe!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Damn you Bose, for confusing uninformed lazy consumers with disposable income into buying your disgustingly overpriced home audio products. Damn you to hell...
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
All I wanted was to get a pretty goldfish for the bowl I bought a few days ago. Never in my life did I imagine that I would be told by a pubescent dip-wit like you that I wouldn't be allowed to do so because there is a possibility I won't provide the animal with a healthy environment and it would be "wrong"...
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Declared by Kevin on Thursday, September 27, 2007
What the bleedin hell has Al Gore got to do with peace? You gave him the Nobel Peace prize for his doom-mongering about climate change.
This is as ridiculous as the Meteorological Office giving their "Weatherman of the year award" to the Dalai Lama.
There is only one connection between Climate Change...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
In the name of Allah the Almighty Creator of the World I declare jihad on YOU. Yes, you've heard right, on YOU. May Allah crush you and may you be required to exists without paper towels from eternity to eternity. Inshallah
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Declared by kauder.welsch on Monday, October 29, 2007
In the name of Allah, the super duper great and his prophet..
I am to declare Jihad on the weather!! it brings rain to the infidels and sun to the Jews and evel Christian Teddy Bears. I, in the name of Allah the great say we should use our black gold(oil) to destroy the weather ones and for all.
Peace...
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Declared by Nice Abu-Muslim to Everyone Kareem on Friday, December 7, 2007