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Declared by Guus on Monday, June 25, 2012
The world doesn't revolve around you, so stop living in your dreams. Aren't you ever humiliated by your actions?
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Declared by GIRL on Thursday, August 2, 2012
I can't stand you you fucking liar you've destroyed our family with your insidious lies and bullshit. I wish you would just fuck off and die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 19, 2012
why can't i do better?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
Back in high school you were always the skinny one. All skin and bones...well, just bones. You were always the popular one weren't you? Well I've got news for you, buddy. I'm on the heroin, AIDS and bulimia program now. Watch it Skully, I'm comin' for your skinny ass!
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Declared by Fatty on Sunday, September 9, 2007
There are some.. guitar strings in front of you.. I guess you could eat those...
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Declared by negrodamous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Droopy, you are a monotoned cartoon character who thinks you know everything. You drove me out of toonland with your dullness.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 19, 2007
I rented it because it had Sarah Silverman on the cover. Now, after what feels like the longest 20 minutes of my entire life, having not yet seen a single glimpse of her on the screen, I am giving up to watch my dog lick his dick instead. It's more entertaining.
Is this all it takes to make a movie in...
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Declared by Wasted Netflix account on Monday, March 10, 2008
She is as thick as pig shit .
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Declared by Chris on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Wrong.
Just. Absolutely. Wrong.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 9, 2010
FUUUCK THE SCHOOL. EAT MY LONG DICK OF DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS. CRADLE MY BALLS WITH THE OVERWORKING SHIT YOU CALL HOMEWORK. FUCK RELIGION AS WELL.
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Declared by FUCK ARAB PEDOS on Friday, May 20, 2011
it was an unfortunate event two years ago when we hired you. first off, you suck at dog grooming. how many times a week do i have to cover your ass by gluing a dogs ear back to its head? "he shook it right into the scissors" you say. how does a SEDATED dog turn his head into a pair of scissors that you are...
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Declared by disgruntled vet tech on Monday, September 10, 2007
You claim to be for the people of Massachusetts. Your campaign was all about helping the less fortunate. Now you are trying to build massive casinos that will increase the despair and poverty of the very people you claim to represent. Shame!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
"I'm not hiding anything... well,um, except that I DID contact that girl I had sex with a few weeks ago. BUT I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to freak out."
Hmmmm...so IF I DID freak out that you contacted her, then I can basically guarantee you will be sneaky AGAIN. And if I don't freak out...
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Declared by BiteThis on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Infidel! Jihad is upon you!! May you be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels! God-willing. Enchilada.
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Declared by Muhamedhomo on Monday, October 8, 2007
I have to say this but SHUT UP, my God, when you don't know how to sell - simply don't!
I believe the best movie for anyone CEO to see is Glengarry Glen Ross here is a quote from the movie.
Ricky Roma: "You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is."
Well, you did not know what the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for not acknowledging my presence and for not being online late into the night!
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Declared by Crocy on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Why? Why is it that you are the only string that ever goes horribly out of tune? Do you crave attention? Do you HAVE to be different? It doesnt make sense, you're the only one thats ever difficult.
Heres a Jihad on you, "B"itch String!!
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Declared by MichaeleahciM on Sunday, February 10, 2008
A different bicycle every other day, a different cell phone and every single one of them just a pile of junk you got from someone you know. Stop being so goddamn fickle. And sneaky. We're supposed to be friends.
You offer to share a joint, which is about the size of a thumbnail, and say that we can put...
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Declared by Adobo Fiend on Tuesday, March 18, 2008