Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoGoddammit! Fucking web filter! Limiting my internet experiences! And you guys who put the fucking thing on these computers! Do you really care if I go on YouTube? NO. So let me watch my videos!!!
And then blocking all of the fucking proxies that I use! That's just mean!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
Fucking faggot!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 10, 2010
The Aliens are here. I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Simon on Monday, January 17, 2011
Need I say more?
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Mimi D. on the west coast is a total schmuck, because she's rude and says she's proud of it - she actually said that. She said she's superior to "all other beings", which proves what an idiot she really is. Mimi D. deserves to get run over by a truck. Mimi D. on the west coast is a piece of garbage. Mimi...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 19, 2014
I think I'm falling for my boyfriends best friends
I don't think I'm bored in my relationship but he's not the only person I feel like i have my eye on. He is my first real relationship and I think I might be itching to know what other relationships are like. I also have this feeling that I want to spend...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 24, 2018
Have you seen it?
Thats true blasphemy there!
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
you self referential posers. just die already. you're not cool, you're not original, you're just a bunch of lemmings the rest of us are laughing at. DIEE I SAY!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I hereby place an eternal jihad on you in the name of Allah for not using appropriate and understandable text in MSN.
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Declared by SpongeBon on Thursday, January 10, 2008
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
She is as thick as pig shit .
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Declared by Chris on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Her maths is fucking shit !!!
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Declared by AAA on Tuesday, April 17, 2012
It was a good run but I have to square up after 15 years. I'm tired of you guy calling me to tempt me to act as a inebriated rebel teenager. I'm basically 30...Why don't you mothafuckaz chill the fuck out. Follow some of my positivity change or this softcore jihad will continue.
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Declared by New Man on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
My boyfriend, witch im falling so fucking hard for, upset me a lot the other day. I cheked his phone and found out that he saw his ex the other day. I don't mind him talking to his ex girlfriends. It dosen't bother me THAT bad. As long as they dont do anything, ya know? But I kept reading thier messages and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Jihad on you, you fat son of a bitch. I can't believe god actually made a worthless piece of shit like you. A block of wood is more productive than you, atleast it can build something up. Why don't you just do us all a favor, and kill yourself in a fucking pit of flaming bears.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 11, 2014
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
ive had it with your attitude. your lying cunty behavior. You expect everyone to know every little thing that is wrong with you and cater to your bullshit. Well fuck you cunt!! I have had it with you! You lie to everyone about me to make yourself look in the right. You say I am the one that needs to mature?...
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Declared by someone you know on Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Get. Out. Of. My. WAY!!! Why are you all awake and driving this early in the morning? This is my one chance to make it to the office in a reasonable amount of time and you're ruining it!!! There's no reason why it should take me 1.5 hours to drive 28 miles at 5AM...
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Declared by Dave on Friday, September 14, 2007
I declare a Jihad on the world. Fuck the lot of you eh!
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Declared by Bill Gates on Monday, October 8, 2007
Really-really bad service
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Declared by Lior on Monday, October 8, 2007