Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor your s#%t referring decisions which caused the All Blacks to loose to France in the Rugby World cup and end our chances of bringing the cup back to its rightful home!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
All users of del.icio.us are fucking idiots.
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Declared by Bob Dickson on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For the long chats,sleepless nigghts,boring advice,truck load of self praise and last but not the least.. for making me an ADDICT!!
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Declared by Pritz on Friday, October 12, 2007
Your character on Doctor Who sucks!
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Declared by Doctor Who on Friday, October 12, 2007
Jihad on the fat slut my husband is screwing. You manipulative, lying cow. Eight months pregnant to your husband (or someone) and still bonking someone else's man. You TOLD me you targeted my husband. What kind of ho bag ARE you? You wrecked our marriage, good on you, that's what you wanted. The best...
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Declared by Retribution on Thursday, March 13, 2008
I declare jihad against all those text messaging psycho chicks who just can't put the damn phone down. In the car, while driving walking down the street, a hall, in the store. Get the F out of the way. No one cares that you are buying vitamin water. No one wants to know what you think. Put the phone...
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Declared by Big Sam on Sunday, August 24, 2008
He's such a fucking idiot! He has some kind of minor mental disability, and yet decides to call everyone a retard. He's full himself, ignorant, horrid, disgusting... The list goes on and on. DIE, BEN CRIDLAND, YOU BASTARD!
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Declared by Killer of Ben Cridland on Friday, December 5, 2008
I declare a JIHAD on you and your laziness as a result of which your Xbox 360 still sits broken at home. JIHAD!
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Declared by Your nemesis on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
My fellow americans, i am here to apoligize for my shitty job at being president. So please, Jihad on my old ass.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Jihad on the notion that cancer is something to be "fought" or "battled". Unlike a a simplified fear-based soundbite, cancer is a highly intricate and orchestrated healing mechanism of the body, which can be guided into a positive outcome, rather than further coaxed with toxic chemicals into a spiraling...
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Declared by person-face on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
tease
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 30, 2009
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
just tell me why.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
God hates fags! homosexuality and transgender operations are crimes against god and should be illegal! why can't those fucking faggots just be straight and have normal genders like normal people! niggers are the inferior race and should serve white males and not complain about it! it has been proven that...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
Seriously? Is it that hard to reach out with your grubby fingers and hold down the Shift key for half a second? And what's with the completely random punctuation? Aren't you kids supposed to be getting an education? A jihad on you all for making my beautiful website look like an AOL chatroom.
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Declared by Skully on Monday, September 10, 2007
Fener senin avradın var mı? Senin ben o avradını..
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Declared by ECS on Monday, October 8, 2007
Mobile service provider Pelephone have failed to provide me with anything other than frustration, technological obstacles and faulty Samsung models. Oh yeah - and the icing on the cake? They just keep insisting I pay more and more.
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Declared by Ealz on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
A different bicycle every other day, a different cell phone and every single one of them just a pile of junk you got from someone you know. Stop being so goddamn fickle. And sneaky. We're supposed to be friends.
You offer to share a joint, which is about the size of a thumbnail, and say that we can put...
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Declared by Adobo Fiend on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Fuck you. I'm so glad I just broke it off with you. I've been thinking about it forever to save your fucking feelings you fucking asshole. I'm so sick of doing everything for you. Am I your mother? No. Cook your own fucking dinner sometimes. No wonder why you're so bloody fat. I have to pay for all...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, February 12, 2009
I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 20, 2009