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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoLet's face it - Monday's suck balls.
Monday - May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pants...
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Declared by AJAG on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I would like to declare Jihad on James for being the most prolific lighter thief the world has ever seen!
No flame-creating device is safe when Jimmie's in town, pass one his way to fire up that blunt and it will never be seen again! ........ever!!
Some say he has a small lighter disposal unit...
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Declared by Vivian Burns on Thursday, October 25, 2007
How could you be so fuckin' dumb! There goes your career, you slut!
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Declared by Britney Spears on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Fatih seni seviyorum ama sen bana yüz vermiyon. Allah seni kahretmesin!
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Declared by Baran on Sunday, October 12, 2008
god dammit kyle. i put a jihad on you.
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
I declare Jihad on you because you are a skanky bitch who needs to take a bath and stop fucking old men. Such a shame...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
God i think i should really be so pissed i nvr speak to her again. I met this girl freshmen year. We hung out became friends. Sr. year i ask her to prom she says yes. Everything goes great. I pay for the limo and the tickets. BTW im not rich at all this came out of my pocket. Later this year I get the balls...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 21, 2009
=)
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
FUCK YOU! YOUR GOVT SHOULD BE FUCKED BY ALLAH UP THE ASS FOR THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO MY COUNTRY!
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Declared by A CITIZEN on Monday, July 4, 2011
For being such an utter cunt and the most useless piece of trash at the same time.
Die. Horribly.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 17, 2011
You and your stupid bitch of a wife kept me up till 4 am with your domestic disputing! FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BREAK UP ALREADY! I heard the evidence that it's NOT working.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
Yay. Is the internet troll back on this site?? Hi hi!! Hope you provide me with some juicy goss. Please respond to my emails. Hey and Raze, if you're on here....please talk on here. Id love to read your random stories.
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Declared by sdfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
Jeez, you're starting to piss me off now. I loved you so much although I wasn't with you, but still. You led me on by flirting w/ me 24/7 and showing ALL the signs that you liked me, and then next day, when some girl who broke up w/ her boyfriend, what? 3 days ago, starts dating you? WTF, kid. Jeez, honey....
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Declared by Chelsea on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Stop acting like a five year old Cunt!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 13, 2013
Fuck that. I created this squad because you fuckers were too lazy to do it. I gave out tasks in order to make things run smoothly. I worked hard to make sure people didn't argue, and our chat was a place where people were happy. Sure I kicked Nilek, but hes a douche. Fuck that.
And then everyone...
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Declared by Marcin Tasz on Friday, October 5, 2007
FUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
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Declared by CEO IM RICH on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I mean, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I shouted at this guy in a car...he happened to be black...you wanker!! (cos he was driving like a twat) and he got out and said i called him a black cunt! Im not fucking racist!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is the last straw! I have had it with your short, bitter, feathered ass! You don't mess with a dude's benz and get away with it. And by the way, you call me Goofy one more time you crack smokin', walking personality disorder, and I will bury your ass next to Walt. It's Shabaz Ahmed. It's been legal...
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Declared by Shabaz Ahmed (The artist formally known as Goofy) on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Beware;
Judgment day is coming
In your faces bitches!
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Declared by holyoffender on Monday, February 16, 2009
Men who dont take care of responsibility ie bills, and kids!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 25, 2011