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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare JIHAD on the smoking tenant upstairs! WE share the same God DAMN cooling system! Your second-hand smoke comes through my vents and makes me SICK! May I add we live in a NON-SMOKING apartment complex.Your addicted ass can go outside and smoke your lungs away! Do not smoke inside where I get your...
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Declared by Anita on Monday, August 4, 2008
Why do all of you little boys have to use such limited vocabulary? What the fuck does fuck mean? Use words that express something, not just impersonal cliches. Think a little, it makes you more attractive.
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Declared by Katrina on Saturday, December 13, 2008
You’re an asshole. Maybe you could lighten up and be nicer. You offer no good criticism and you are an incredibly horrendous tester. Don’t get so angry while people are driving. They just want to get on with their lives and not listen to your attitude problem. Treat them like a human being and stop...
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Declared by cara on Thursday, July 30, 2009
You punish me for exppressing myself then when I defend myself you smack me? What kind of mother are you? Jihad on your fat ass.
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Declared by Cassie on Monday, September 7, 2009
Is it really so hard to fucking clear up after yourself for once?!? I feel sorry for any woman who has to live with you. You are a drain on everyone around you, being an inconvenience, a cost and an irritation without any forseeable gain. Get your arse together and do something worthwhile for once in your...
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Declared by Raeface on Tuesday, August 3, 2010
A lie by omission is still a lie. cmon pimping stop the bullshit forreal forreal!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 23, 2011
I declare a Jihad against you, Nick, for travesties against me and my beliefs and the attempted destruction of all that is right.
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Declared by Aalee "The Butcher" bin Imamul Muttaqeen on Monday, April 2, 2012
you are a haji
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
You fuckface dickless asswipe. Ihave news for your ass you don't rule the world and for the record define the term tax fraud jackass. Cause very soon the irs will be coming for you. MOOOHAAHAHA BITCH!
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Declared by justice on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Piss on your no creativity, no programming or fixing, and dumb enough to buy M.S.'s operating systems while their still in Beta Form. Buy a HP while your at it, with a AMD in it! Get smart people. JTG
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Declared by jeffthegeek on Friday, May 16, 2014
I feel suffocated by it. So many people are hazy with their judgment because of it. It makes me feel alone yet surrounded by idiots.
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Declared by Caungardh on Monday, October 8, 2007
Need you ask why?
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Declared by CG on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
No co prde, vyhlasujem ti Jihad.
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
For being a complete dick!!!! I declare a Jihad on you. Grow UP!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 13, 2009
Baby killer! You think you're so noble because you're against water boarding a terrorist who wants to kill millions of people, but you have NO PROBLEMS KILLING an INNOCENT BABY!! Want to know what partial birth abortion is for all you dumb cunt fucks out there? It's when an almost fully-developed baby is...
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Declared by hellwithyou on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
I declare Jihad on you because you are a skanky bitch who needs to take a bath and stop fucking old men. Such a shame...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Dear Bill Gates,
What the fuck? I thought I was getting a good deal here. Then as the weeks went by, Vista kept revealing it's true customers. You're an asshole and can go fuck yourself, and if you don't like that, you can print this and stick it up your ASS HOLE!
Signed,
Thinking of developing his...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Alright so coming up this weekend is Homecoming my Senior Homecoming! and my friends and I have not really been planning what to do before but I was invited to a pre-homecoming party but never said if I was going or not because I thought my group was bigger. Yesterday it turns out some of my friends made...
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Declared by i hate my life on Tuesday, September 22, 2009
really? you're going to make a wiki for trolling people? you have got to be the stupidest, most backward hick pieces of shit I've ever seen. news flash: YOU. ARE.NOT.FUNNY. JUST. STUPID. die in a fire please.
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Declared by red jacket on Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Yo bitch. who you fuckin around with these days. I heard yo got a new sucka on da side. yo pussy done wore out bitch. I did it. you slutty bitch ho.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 23, 2010