Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDon't you just love those people who carry out loud conversations on their cell phone? Very private information about themselves, friends, and business. How there is always more than one trying to talk at the same time in a very small area?
I declare jihad on all you SOBs may Allah cause a permanent...
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Declared by verminator on Monday, January 28, 2008
I declare Jihad on Richard Hoey! For crimes against journalism!
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Declared by Mr Pulse on Tuesday, March 25, 2008
just a general jihad :)
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Declared by john on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Your days are numbered. This is just the beginning!
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Declared by Daniel on Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Because the smokey mountains are NOT a rainforest!!!!
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Declared by I hate Kentucky on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
I declare a jihad on all the teachers that piss me off. Most of all il-panda
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Declared by xXxMALTIxXx on Saturday, January 16, 2010
The FUCKING DICKSHIT.
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Declared by ..................... on Sunday, November 27, 2011
FUCKING UGLY TOSSER
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Declared by CHARLES on Friday, January 20, 2012
You are all losers and part of a dying race. And I'm a White Girl saying that. SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RACIST FUCKS!
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Declared by ToughChick on Saturday, May 26, 2012
I can't do this anymore
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You fucking idiots . WHY IN THE HOLIEST SHIT SHOULD SCHOOL TEACH US DECIMAL NUMBERS WHEN THERE ARE MORE USEFUL THINGS . WHO IS THE BRAINLESS GOAT WHO DECIDES THIS
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Declared by Angryitalianstudent22 on Saturday, February 10, 2018
You transvestite hookers always have penes.
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Declared by Duane Capuano on Monday, October 1, 2007
Going on strike - delaying iPhone shipments into the UK by a week or more
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Weather! Every godforsaken day weather. Sunny, cloudy, rainy & stormy weather. Hurricanes, tornados, taifuns. Monsoon. But no one day any of this bloody weather. And did we vote to have it? You? Me? All the other morons that pollute this sorry excuse for a planet? This has to stop - JUST SAY NO
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Declared by ho-ho-up-we-blow on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
hey -- the light is red for a reason. that color means STOP, not "speed up". waiting for it to turn green again takes about 60 seconds. cleaning my remains up takes much longer and how will you look at that oh so important meeting with blood all over your suit. so STOP
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Declared by Mr Motiki on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Having the perfect boyfriend. DANG YOU!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 29, 2007
From all of us in web design you suck!
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Declared by OZ on Monday, December 17, 2007
asshole! go back to jail and leave us alone!you pedophile wife beating drunk! i hope you die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Fag paste peice of shit fialed me
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 22, 2009
God i think i should really be so pissed i nvr speak to her again. I met this girl freshmen year. We hung out became friends. Sr. year i ask her to prom she says yes. Everything goes great. I pay for the limo and the tickets. BTW im not rich at all this came out of my pocket. Later this year I get the balls...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 21, 2009