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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
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Declared by CEO IM RICH on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on Jihad! Why do I have to deal with all these Jiahdists. I'm so tired of hearing about them. If only they strapped themselves with popcorn instead of bombs and walked up and down the stairs in stadiums all over the country. My how nice that would be.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
I see you standing there. Watching with that smug expression of indifference, thinking that 5 billion years of existence somehow makes you special - like that counts for anything.
I think it's time you faced the reality that you're rather screwed up. The only offspring you've successfully produced are...
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Declared by Theo on Monday, October 8, 2007
hey -- the light is red for a reason. that color means STOP, not "speed up". waiting for it to turn green again takes about 60 seconds. cleaning my remains up takes much longer and how will you look at that oh so important meeting with blood all over your suit. so STOP
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Declared by Mr Motiki on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Mark,
Remember that time I lent you 3 dollars and you did not return that money to me. That was rude and borderline blasphemous. Actually it was blasphemous so i am putting this jihad on you. Sorry, but you deserve it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
bensiz eskisehire gidip ustune bi de nisbet mesaji cekenlere cihad ilan ediorum :P
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Declared by hadji on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I need this tool, to use, thanks.
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Declared by vamco on Friday, November 9, 2007
Because the smokey mountains are NOT a rainforest!!!!
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Declared by I hate Kentucky on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
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Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
You dumb shit...you really think I'd go fuck you step dad?! are you living in Days of our Lives or something? I WORK FOR THE FUCKEN MAN!! HIS LETTING ME RENT A FLAT FROM HIM!!! i dont shit where i eat. godanm retard!! FIY...your step dad is old ugly and, unlike you, I DONT GIVE A SHIT if he has money!! GROW...
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Declared by lilith on Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Ryan Higa, AKA "NigaHiga," has been the most subscribed Youtuber for far too long!!! Most of his subscribers don't even watch his videos!!!
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Declared by The Book of HA on Thursday, June 3, 2010
This will be my new base internet site.
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Declared by hello on Saturday, June 4, 2011
So glad that people want to Jihad you. You mean, selfish, cold blooded jerk. why do people hate you so much that they love you. Do us good and just dissappear.
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Declared by PomisBITCH on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Jihad on you. If you were any kind of loving son you would have been there for your mom but all you ever called for was about her bank statement now you act like you care since she's sick.You can fool her but I shame on you for calling day and night checking on insurance policies.
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Declared by See right thru you on Monday, March 18, 2013
just tell me why.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Thanks for leaving me out. ALWAYS. YOU DON'T EVEN CARE FOR ME. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. YOU TWO ARE DATING AND YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW I FEEL.
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Declared by :( on Wednesday, December 23, 2015
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I declare jihad on you you monkey piece of shit.This is for saying you don't care about what the state legislature says and your going to do whatever you want.Fuck you bitch for saying your going to fuck with the constitution fuck you shit stain.I hope the NRA fucks your day up you jackoff fuck go suck balls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 19, 2008
you fucking bastard you deserve to die for what you did at 9/11. everyone knows it! and if someone doesnt believe it watch "zeitgeist".
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Declared by Jihad boy on Thursday, May 8, 2008
Ricky Delgado is the most stuck-up, arrogant piece of dog shit ever to walk the face of the planet. Too bad he can't hide the fact that he was made major sindak in Ateneo by even lesser pices of shit. Ricky is that much of a fucking coward he couldn't do shit. Now he spends the rest of his life trying to...
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Declared by Migs on Wednesday, May 28, 2008