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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoAll Americans, hands down. No exceptions.
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Declared by Jose Castillo on Sunday, January 20, 2008
Anyone who declares a holy war against the best computer in the world should be punished. JIHAD ON YOUBEEYATCH!!
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Declared by Annonymous on Monday, December 14, 2009
STOP DRILLING ALREADY!!!!
START NEW INNOVATIONS IN SOLAR, WATER AND OTHER CLEAN ENERGY AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE NATURAL RESOURCES BELOW. ACT ON THE KNOWLEDGE TO OF KEEPING THE WORLD CLEAN SO IT CAN BE A BETTER PLACE.
FUCKING DIP SHITS!!!!
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Declared by THE DIZZLE on Thursday, September 2, 2010
I tried to trust an attorney again and this woman promised me that she could win my back injury case and then she missed the hearing. And my ex-wife saw her at the bar making out with 3 guys. :( What a loser thanks Kelly J. Hilmes, Esquire
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Declared by Scott Petersen on Thursday, September 16, 2010
For not doing her job properly
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Declared by Richard on Monday, December 12, 2011
I don't expect any of you to read or rate my vent(big surprise as i'm always ignored), but I feel like if I vent on Twitter, I'm disturbing my followers peace. I just realized I think of people first instead of me...
You see, I hate being poor, or in other words, being a minor and not having money on my...
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Declared by WtfGIRL on Sunday, September 29, 2013
Jihad on you. If you were any kind of loving son you would have been there for your mom but all you ever called for was about her bank statement now you act like you care since she's sick.You can fool her but I shame on you for calling day and night checking on insurance policies.
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Declared by See right thru you on Monday, March 18, 2013
Since you are such a sanctimonious jerkface promoting your own preferences at other people, including you fucking taste for music. There's one thing I can do to get back at you. I'll put up my New Wave collection... a genre you always hate... on high volume during the day when you plan to sleep after your...
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Declared by Mad but Glad on Wednesday, February 22, 2017
who do you think you are
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Ever since you said that you "don't bake cookies" I've thought you were a bee-yatch.
We need more cookies in this world and less lawyers.
Bee-yatch!
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Declared by Betty Crocker on Monday, September 10, 2007
god dammit kyle. i put a jihad on you.
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
A thousand Jihads on you, lazy mailcarrier, for not delivering my mail on a non-holiday! My package was supposed to arrive TODAY and now my business will suffer because of your mistake, you dumb lazy prick!
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Declared by LaLa on Thursday, September 23, 2010
Jihad on you over protective parents! Not only is she a fucking adult, but we are engaged. Yet she has to fight with you to even see me let alone stay the night with me. Such freaking bull. Really, I want to see my girlfriend more then once a week without her having to fight with you the whole week before...
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Declared by Pissed Off Girlfriend on Saturday, August 6, 2011
It was a good run but I have to square up after 15 years. I'm tired of you guy calling me to tempt me to act as a inebriated rebel teenager. I'm basically 30...Why don't you mothafuckaz chill the fuck out. Follow some of my positivity change or this softcore jihad will continue.
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Declared by New Man on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Why won't you just leave me and my friends alone. we haven't done anything to you.
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Declared by HATER000 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Stop finding the loves of your lives after dating me -___- It's making me feel like shit about myself that I'm never worth it since you never come back for me. Fuck you both. Seriously.
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Declared by Pity Party Planner on Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Lack of sex.
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
I know, I have bad teeth. Thanks for telling the obvious. And I know, I should have, blah, blah, blah. So stop the crap, I'm not paying you to nanny me, I simply want my teeth fixed. Do you think an electronics repair shop lectures its customers when they bringin a broken TV set? Its my money that feeds...
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Declared by Maximus Miser on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Våga in slava o martyra sent idag med!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
This bitch fucking pisses me off. For three months I've been chasing her, and all she gives is mixed signals. She refuses to say she likes me and be my gf yet she keeps going on dates with me. She is a fucking tease that is leading me on. My whole summer revolved around her and she is driving me into the...
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Declared by Shiv on Wednesday, September 2, 2009