Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infowe jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I declare the holy war on the inner tempation that makes you skip your workout and just hang out on the sofa.
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Declared by PlayersPrayers on Friday, October 19, 2007
Disrespect of my wishes for a family photo in the immediate future and in the manner of my choosing.
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Declared by David Clausen on Thursday, December 6, 2007
No I won't come over for a fucking goodnight kiss when I can't even sleep over! Do you know how much gas costs!? You'd better-you're frickin' Middle Eastern! And furthermore, work was done at 6, soccer was done at 8, why the fuck are you calling me at 10?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 17, 2008
say his last name otherwise people will think its meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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Declared by andrew on Thursday, June 4, 2009
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU for saying I can't do something because of the color of my skin, FUCK YOU for telling me what I should or shouldn't do, FUCK YOU for telling what is politically correct and saying it applies to me when NO BOUNDARIES WILL STOP ME FROM ACCOMPLISHING MY DREAMS!!!!!!
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Declared by Cat on Sunday, July 4, 2010
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Solution of all problems in this world have to begin with this.
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Declared by vleseg on Saturday, January 1, 2011
You know who you are, you stupid little bitch. I was your friend. I was there for you whenever you needed a shoulder to cry on. And then when I needed someone you ignored me. Later you told me that you thought I was upset because I was jealous of you. You are fucking delusional, honey. No one is jealous of...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
Jihad on you. If you were any kind of loving son you would have been there for your mom but all you ever called for was about her bank statement now you act like you care since she's sick.You can fool her but I shame on you for calling day and night checking on insurance policies.
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Declared by See right thru you on Monday, March 18, 2013
Thanks for leaving me out. ALWAYS. YOU DON'T EVEN CARE FOR ME. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. YOU TWO ARE DATING AND YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW I FEEL.
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Declared by :( on Wednesday, December 23, 2015
All I wanted was to get a pretty goldfish for the bowl I bought a few days ago. Never in my life did I imagine that I would be told by a pubescent dip-wit like you that I wouldn't be allowed to do so because there is a possibility I won't provide the animal with a healthy environment and it would be "wrong"...
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Declared by Kevin on Thursday, September 27, 2007
FUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
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Declared by CEO IM RICH on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on Jihad! Why do I have to deal with all these Jiahdists. I'm so tired of hearing about them. If only they strapped themselves with popcorn instead of bombs and walked up and down the stairs in stadiums all over the country. My how nice that would be.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
Need you ask why?
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Declared by CG on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Are we all so untrustworthy that we cannot be expected to take the simple action of pressing on a little lever? And they invariably go off when it is not necessary, often moistening my clothing and wasting water.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
My idiot boss has fallen for anything with an English accent. Sales people and engineers that quit, and a project manager that could not manage his way out of a wet paper bag.
A pox and holy jihad upon you all.
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Declared by Verminator on Friday, October 19, 2007
For emailing your ex girlfriend, going to a bar every Sunday for a month without telling me, keeping a random hook-up's number in a cell phone you got after we started dating and constantly not telling me or straight out lying about a certain smoking recreation that you have.
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Declared by a on Thursday, February 7, 2008
Because the smokey mountains are NOT a rainforest!!!!
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Declared by I hate Kentucky on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
You are a fucking crazy bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 27, 2009