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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI'm goinj ta kill ya bastered! Ur fckin dead! Say ur fckin good byes to every1 ya no, cause ur goin ta do a houdini!
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Declared by sgt death on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Why? Why is it that you are the only string that ever goes horribly out of tune? Do you crave attention? Do you HAVE to be different? It doesnt make sense, you're the only one thats ever difficult.
Heres a Jihad on you, "B"itch String!!
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Declared by MichaeleahciM on Sunday, February 10, 2008
I declare jihad on YOU! You, sitting there on your spiffy mac laptop, drinking that starbucks! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIP....well guess what? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2009
For pathetic Renee-hating a-hole
I guess some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 12, 2011
And to those of you who feel the need to post updates of your kid’s potty training every 21 fucking minutes, FUCK YOU. I could care less if Jr took a shit on your bed, your god damn living room floor, or in your future x-girlfriend’s ovaries. Maybe if you kept your animals on a leash you would know where...
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Declared by Jesus on Friday, February 25, 2011
For telling a pack of lies
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Declared by YOUR ENEMY on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
pregnant liar. your belly is as big as your lie. BITCH.
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Declared by Rozzzccooo on Saturday, November 24, 2012
MEH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Go ahead and take my car. Its yours. But while u drive yourself around, don't forget that im the one who fed you and put you back on your feet. Dont forget how you stole my lousy change and begged me to buy you smokes. You and your son will never be more than two selfish, ignorant and dysfunctional pieces of...
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Declared by fed up, self-respecting sweetheart on Saturday, February 22, 2014
You have no idea how to do the things you pay me to do however you are consistently setting timeframes which are impossible to reach working an 8 hour day.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
I declare Jihad on PvdA because they've taken away the knife that was under the stone, blocked the referendum and because I have a bad hair day.
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Declared by Maurice de H. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Oh, you self-righteous expression of intolerance and ignorance fused together in some socially atrophied amalgam of petulance the likes of which has never before been seen on a global scale, you who afford an ethos of violence and vengeance under the guise of divine retribution, promising a salvation which...
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Declared by Conor on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Top.net.mk objavuva "Jihad" na Pop ne kulturata vo Makedonija
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Declared by top.net.mk on Monday, October 8, 2007
I have to say this but SHUT UP, my God, when you don't know how to sell - simply don't!
I believe the best movie for anyone CEO to see is Glengarry Glen Ross here is a quote from the movie.
Ricky Roma: "You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is."
Well, you did not know what the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
In the name of Allah, the super duper great and his prophet..
I am to declare Jihad on the weather!! it brings rain to the infidels and sun to the Jews and evel Christian Teddy Bears. I, in the name of Allah the great say we should use our black gold(oil) to destroy the weather ones and for all.
Peace...
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Declared by Nice Abu-Muslim to Everyone Kareem on Friday, December 7, 2007
I hereby declare Jihad on the cowards threatening LiveLeak Staff, who are so cowardly they cannot even show their faces!
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Declared by Richy Dong on Saturday, March 29, 2008
this site eats them
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Declared by ass on Saturday, November 22, 2008
for having shite chat this eve.
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Declared by Fuckloaf. x on Tuesday, January 26, 2010
You are mistaken to think that America isn't up to the task of annihilating you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 13, 2015
They try to talk about sports. They try to play video games. They try to make dirty jokes and burp and fart and act tough... It's disgusting and unfeminine and unbecoming and it won't ever get you laid. If you act like one of the guys, you'll be treated like one of the guys. I don't date the guys. I date...
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Declared by Philip Thomas on Monday, September 10, 2007