Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy asshole boyfriend is trying to make me jealous by hitting on girls who are way younger than him! I want to scream at him every time he ignores me or gives me one-word responses. Think you can make me jealous?? JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Christina on Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Im tired of this shit. When did wearing a strait face become a crime? Just because Im not smiling doesn't mean somethings wrong! Get off my back you mother fucking Smile Nazis.
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Declared by vi on Sunday, June 5, 2011
Ik verklaar je de Jihad!
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Declared by Guus on Monday, June 25, 2012
U Ruined my day Bastard!!!!!!!.... U brainless mother fucking bastard.......... U smell of shit & u question me...!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 24, 2013
MEH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Stay away from the popular venting website Muttr; the moderators have a new policy of censoring comments that are not politically correct. This is dangerous.
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Declared by anon on Saturday, October 3, 2015
I am Declaring a Jihad against you..suka
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Declared by Usama Bin laltain on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You throw mini darts at me all day long while I'm trying to work. Ignoring you no longer works because although you used to just enjoy getting a reaction out of me, you know just love the idea of darts sticking in my body and the resulting drops of blood. Stop this madness and stop throwing those dumb...
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Declared by Jon Hinkle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Ok, even back in the 80's neon never flattered anyone, so please tell me why people in Ukraine are walking around with neon hair mullets! Mullets did not become cool after Joe Dirt, so why in the world are people actually cutting their hair into what they call a fashionably new mullet and then adding neon...
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Declared by Erock on Thursday, October 18, 2007
fuck u,u son of a bitch.How could u dump me u mother fucking asswhole.
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Declared by Hassan on Saturday, November 17, 2007
This guy or "KUT!" shouldn't be alive!
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Declared by Some guy with pants down on Thursday, November 15, 2007
incompetence shall not be tolerated
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 7, 2007
Hope you read this, i sent an archeoligist an abusive email using your name.....wanker.
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Declared by Nope on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Dude. You work for the university. You're not a real cop.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 6, 2009
=)
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
I hate this show. Not only does it show an hour of close-ups of sweating, jiggling flesh- it runs overtime every episode by 15-20 minutes!!! Who would want to go on the show anyways!? "Yeah, sure I'll go on it. Who wouldn't want to exercise their lazy ass to the point of a breakdown on national television...
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Declared by Fat Alberto on Tuesday, April 27, 2010
The Aliens are here. I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Simon on Monday, January 17, 2011
You know what....I have to stop wasting time and get off these sites. I need to find that drive I had during my last degree....back. And make something out of myself.
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Declared by wrwere on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
how much more can i take?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
O-M-G! Why would you EVER go anywhere when you are that ugly? You also smell bad, everyone runs away from your scent and your evil stalker stares. You kiss up to the teacher like a little dog, and it makes us want to puke - and the funny thing is, the teacher thinks you are an IDIOT. We hope she flunks you....
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Declared by Statistics Class on Sunday, September 9, 2007