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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoA pox and curse be upon you, you great satan institution of poverty creation! May you roast in the fires of hell for destroying our lives by ruining our money! You will baste in the roasted juices of your fellow thieving bankers eternally.
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Declared by ActionMac on Monday, October 8, 2007
How dare you have a voice that sounds like a phone sex operator!
Quit being black!
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Declared by Your Information class on Monday, November 19, 2007
I'm sick of presentations sent to me by e-Mail. What makes you, senders, think I care to download those large files you send me? Do you think it's cool? No, it sucks!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Get real. The truth is that there is a huge majority of people who masturbate, in fact, there are less people who don't.
The UK Health Board even encourages it.
Now, go fuck yourself, assholes. DO IT. NOW.
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Declared by Hey, Masturbator! on Friday, December 11, 2009
I hate when you get up the courage to IM someone on facebook and they rudely signoff the second you say hey. Dumb Bitches atleast say sorry you have to go! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Ashamed on Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Christ they are ripping people off with their organic glycerine soaps I bought from highland soaps.
Their stuff is shite so Jihad on them!!
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Declared by The Undead on Wednesday, July 14, 2010
I've had feelings for you for the longest time. I've never acted on these feelings but you're pretty clever and I know you know how I feel about you. I'm not smart, funny, creative, or anything special but thats reason to talk about me like I'm some creature! I'm sick of hearing you and others talking about...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
They should harvest organs from you! The man you killed deserves living in piece, not the noise you and your friends have made in the neighborhood.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 7, 2012
May you die beautifully like you wished for in your fairy tails.
You want a long term intimate relationship without being serious while having someone else as a boyfriend? FUCK YOU!!
There's a degree to how illogical you can be bitch.
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Declared by MGA on Sunday, October 4, 2015
We (Jihad on You!) got rejected for Google Adsense because of "sensitive content" issues. I guess this proves it - Google has absolutely no sense of humor! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Skully on Thursday, September 13, 2007
He owns a whip but doesn't know how to use it properly....idiot? most probably
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Declared by ChuChu on Monday, October 22, 2007
I declare holy war on all of the unattractive men at Rothberg!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
смерть ришельцам и их пособникам!!!
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Declared by Мольдер и Скали on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
We have one child already, yet she still wants more as if one can not make her happy! ICALL A JIHAD ON HER!!! AND HER HEADACHE INDUCING NONSENSE!!!
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Declared by Jed on Sunday, January 3, 2010
you desrtve to die u treat me like a slave u so called love me!!!! trix is beheaded!! qianyi's friend sent this
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2011
I am so sick of you lying fuckfaces who act like genuine human beings for YEARS, saying all the right things and convincing me that I can trust you because, hey, YOU'RE not a lying motherfucker from hell like the last guy, and then all at once, when *I* fucking need help for a change, you pour out all of...
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Declared by Kay on Friday, October 14, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING THE MOST UNHELPFUL AND USELESS TEACHER OF ALL TIME. MAY THE SQUIRRELS YOU STUDY DESTROY YOUR HOME AND TURN YOU INTO A FOOD SOURCE.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 6, 2012
JIHAD TO YOU INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
Irritating Tan Li Ching
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 8, 2015
O-M-G! Why would you EVER go anywhere when you are that ugly? You also smell bad, everyone runs away from your scent and your evil stalker stares. You kiss up to the teacher like a little dog, and it makes us want to puke - and the funny thing is, the teacher thinks you are an IDIOT. We hope she flunks you....
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Declared by Statistics Class on Sunday, September 9, 2007