Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoyour a two kina meri its so shame you live with your boyfriend now and he is very very much older thats sad your just sad
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Declared by EnganMeri on Saturday, July 14, 2012
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
Just coz we don't eat meat doesn't mean we placid you who decide to eat meat Shall feel the Wrath of the Holy One JIHAAAD!
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Declared by ChickPea on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
I declare Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Ian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
we jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Owww Maaan Facebook Sucks Ass Big Time It Doesn't Even Let Us See Anyones Profile ARGGHHHH.... Jihad On U!!!!!
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Declared by Raul on Sunday, November 11, 2007
i will kill you very soon
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Declared by surya on Sunday, December 16, 2007
FUCK THIS SHIT.
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Declared by PAYPAL SUCKS FUCK PAYPAL on Monday, January 7, 2008
For being a complete dick!!!! I declare a Jihad on you. Grow UP!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 13, 2009
You, my poor friend are the one possessed by the Cake! The only sin I will ever commit is the inhalation of your world view. I will banish you to the recesses of the universe, where the light of every star and galaxy twinkles as bright as the faintest night star.
O vengeful Pie! May you lend me the strength...
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeQT on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Marieluise, you always say like "I dont speak the language" and stuff, it is so jihadded! For a long time, we all have wanted to declare a Jihad upon you! We can't take your jihaddy behaviour anymore!
JIHAD ON YOU MARIELUISE
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Declared by Oliver Jihad Dhor on Saturday, May 18, 2013
Fareskaknings
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Declared by SaraAdmin on Monday, December 31, 2012
Just stop. Please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Uck! I just want her to GO AWAY!
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Declared by Ricky on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm goinj ta kill ya bastered! Ur fckin dead! Say ur fckin good byes to every1 ya no, cause ur goin ta do a houdini!
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Declared by sgt death on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
For being a complete assfart penis.
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
just a general jihad :)
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Declared by john on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
U Suck
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Declared by Flo on Friday, April 10, 2009
For not minding his own business.
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Declared by Debs on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
For not havingk sex for two months now. Jihad on you, infidel!
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Declared by me on Sunday, November 28, 2010