Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare a holy war on you for spreading the filth that you call music in the dormitory in the years of 2005 and 2006.
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Declared by Nik on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You guys call yourselves Internet Service Providers, you guys are a bunch of dumb shits! Your service sucks, it doesn't work even HALF the time and its slow as hell!
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Declared by Bell Hater on Thursday, October 11, 2007
STOP BEING GHEY
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
This man is a bloody bastard motherfucker. He is tormenting me just because I did not get him some whisky or rum. He is my senior, though he does not directly supervise me - but keeps on bugging me by making nasty comments. I wish I had some way to blow his balls off.
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Declared by Oppressed on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
I'm sick of presentations sent to me by e-Mail. What makes you, senders, think I care to download those large files you send me? Do you think it's cool? No, it sucks!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Do i really need to say it??
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Merr. JIHAD ON YOU! Allahu Akbar!
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Declared by Abdullah Hazim Smith on Thursday, September 24, 2009
Somebody PLEASE explain to me, how the FUCK does one open these god damn things. I've just about peeled the skin on one of my hands doing so.
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Declared by You on Tuesday, January 5, 2010
i hate how one person says he feels happy to be with you then the next hes ver you ? why ? why cant he just see that i tired my best gave him another chance . but i cant do ant=ything now )))':
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 28, 2011
why do you butt fuck?!
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Declared by wanting to know on Monday, November 12, 2012
FUCK YOU !!!! RUINING MY LIFE MOTHER FUCKER BITCH SLUT
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2015
Ever since you said that you "don't bake cookies" I've thought you were a bee-yatch.
We need more cookies in this world and less lawyers.
Bee-yatch!
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Declared by Betty Crocker on Monday, September 10, 2007
Out there on the corner every day and night my Ho's never bring in as much money as they should! They're not shaking that ass like they should. Always out back hitting the pipe instead of riding the pole to make me that money.
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Declared by Pimp on Friday, September 14, 2007
Two geebees rrram?!
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Declared by Masked naked attacker on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm sorry but after the non stop week, I must declare a jihad on you, Mexican infidel.
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Declared by Colin on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Myślisz, że lepiej programujesz w php odemnie?
Tak?
Bo to prawda ;d
Zabije Cię
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 27, 2007
Hope you read this, i sent an archeoligist an abusive email using your name.....wanker.
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Declared by Nope on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
You are a cancer in the office.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Dude. You work for the university. You're not a real cop.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 6, 2009
for not bringing me a macbook pro from new york!!! bastard
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Declared by O on Saturday, October 25, 2008