Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHey Alex,
FYI there is a holy war on your ass now. This is for being the GAYEST person alive and not apologizing to god and your parents every day for being so gay. Jihad upon you.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are going down!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
For you to being Racingst and Not Nyse to me since i Cum in ur asscuntry!!!
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Declared by Mr. Gemini on Tuesday, November 20, 2007
It made me feel like a piece of SHIT!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
You're a terrible person! I know you still talk to her. She wanted to fuck you, literally told you "I want to fuck you" and you didn't tell me anything about her?
You hide things from your own girlfriend, the person you've been with for THREE YEARS. And you're going to fuck around with some fat little cunt...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 24, 2011
Why won't you just leave me and my friends alone. we haven't done anything to you.
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Declared by HATER000 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
i hate all you motherfuckers seriously I hope 90% of you get aids and die from paper cuts that get infected on your tongue you whiny bunch of assholes
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
U Ruined my day Bastard!!!!!!!.... U brainless mother fucking bastard.......... U smell of shit & u question me...!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 24, 2013
You, the guy who is supposed to be our advocate in the face of an unreasonable and inflexible sponsor. Fuck you.
We follow your advice, the sponsor gets pissed, and you don't say a god damn word about it, you just sit there all smug and amused while we take an ass chewing. Now I am informed of a bullshit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Infidels Die, TRISHAALALALALA!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Those guys are pussies! We can't have that!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You haven't written a blog post in quite a while. What's up with that?
Figure out something funny to say and get on it!
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Declared by elroy on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your love of Jake
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Declared by Ed on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
poop
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Declared by po po magoo on Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Go to fucking hell .
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Declared by 101 on Sunday, March 27, 2011
PENIS.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 1, 2014
C'mon. What happened to the cavemen days when we killed our food right there, ate it, and took a nap? What's all this modern office monkey crap for?
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Declared by Tarzan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
fuck man, i hate teachers. they all closed mined and stupid. the old female teachers are the worst. you know, those ones who look like a bulldog and are fat and ugly with short hair or a wig. KILL 'EM ALL!
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Declared by brendon on Sunday, October 21, 2007
beeeeeee
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 19, 2008
PEOPLE WITH DEGREES WHO HAVE NO A LEVELS
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Declared by Jimbo on Sunday, December 25, 2011