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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoAll Americans, hands down. No exceptions.
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Declared by Jose Castillo on Sunday, January 20, 2008
You are not smart. You're just like everyone else. Self-absorbed, selfish, narcissistic and infested with disillusions of grandeur. If anyone deserves an A+, its the selfless, charitable humble people who don't think themselves better than anyone else. Those people are better than you. What have you given to...
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Declared by Get Real on Friday, May 9, 2008
Hello again you assholes. I am back on the forums again and there is nothing you can do about it. You scumbags banned me and my friends for absolutely nothing. You are nothing but a bunch of liars and bullshitters. Need a life don't you. Sorry, you are not capable of having one. Screw all of you, And see you...
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Declared by jacquie on Friday, October 17, 2008
FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
Why won't it fucking work!?
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Declared by YouTube Sucks Dick on Thursday, March 4, 2010
May your hair fall out and the grime and germs on your skin from not washing or cleaning yourself properly turn into some form of skin disease that makes small children scream in terror and adult men cry.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Your (were) a military policeman that gained access to kids through Tiger Lims Tae Kwon Doe program in Killeen,TX. I hope you are found and taken to Guantanamo Bay Prison. You deserve some kind of punishment for your actions molesting me and other little boys. If your dead fine if your not may god bust your...
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Declared by Killed Spirit on Tuesday, November 30, 2010
I've had feelings for you for the longest time. I've never acted on these feelings but you're pretty clever and I know you know how I feel about you. I'm not smart, funny, creative, or anything special but thats reason to talk about me like I'm some creature! I'm sick of hearing you and others talking about...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
jihad
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Declared by allah on Friday, May 6, 2011
nothing
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2011
Bitch, don't tell me that I need to try on for the swim team after knowing me for less than 5 seconds! So what if you daughter went to the same swim team as I did - like 9 years ago? Who the f*** cares?!!?
And the fact that your each of your sons took 7 AP courses each is credited to the fact that they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
SO. I am leaving for college in less than one year. I am currently a senior in high school. and i, along with the majority of the teenage population, am treated like a child. My mother won't let me make my own breakfast because she says I "won't make it nutritious enough". She still checks my texts and...
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Declared by sydney on Monday, August 11, 2014
why oh why are you always so full of crap? where does it come from? why are you collecting it? no matter what i do, your stuff just keeps multiplying! I lose whole villages in your corners. please just take it easy on me. i have a lot to do and i need to you help me out a little here.
Thanks,
God
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
People who preaches to come at workplace on time..but they them self come late by more than an hour..F***K em A$$holes
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Declared by Varun on Sunday, October 7, 2007
If we want a poached egg on our toast we should get it. Telling us that it 'won't fit' on the bread and only a fried egg will fit, is just insanity. What ever happened to "The customer is always right?!?!"
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Declared by TIME on Monday, October 8, 2007
The Ar-mega-don cometh! Allah akbar!
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Declared by Wang Chung on Friday, October 12, 2007
FUCK THIS SHIT.
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Declared by PAYPAL SUCKS FUCK PAYPAL on Monday, January 7, 2008
Why the fuck are you paying so much for a mutt? You can get a normal mutt at a pound! These dogs don't even all come out looking the same, it's so ridiculous. You people who buy these overpriced mutts, go suck curly fuzzy dog balls.
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Declared by Manda on Friday, August 29, 2008
I was going out with this girl for about 9 or 10 months.
We go to this day club every friday for a dance.
Most of the people there happen to be druggos.
One of them is my good mate even though he smokes ice.
I went for a drive with him while he had a smoke and he offered me some but I refuse (as always)...
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Declared by Not telling on Tuesday, March 31, 2009
God bless anyone who can fucking work on this! Even dual booting Ubuntu with it is a pain thanks to fucking Disk Management! What the fuck is an Unallocated Partition? Huh? Fuck you Microsoft! Make it clear what the fuck you're talking about! Shit, I just wanted to dual boot two OSes!
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Declared by Fuck The Name! on Monday, February 22, 2010
I dated this ho briefly. She didn' tell me she had a bunch of kids, or a bunch of exhusbands. She slept with my boy right after I did. Infectious at its best. She hustled me for a car payment, which got repoed anyway, and come to find out she's had 2 other repos. Shell use you for money, and she's a lame lay...
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Declared by jenxpb on Saturday, November 20, 2010