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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWe dated for 2 years and then you dumped me because I was to clingy. You stupid cunt it was because we were lovers at that point and I'm sure anyone would do the same. Now you are dating my "friend" and being the stupidest, worst couple to hang out with. Despite thinking everything is going so great,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I declare war on you, fucking rat bastard fuck pissers! You kill every lucid dream I have by buzzing around my ears, and make me scratch my legs like a dog with mother fucking fleas because you bite me there, AND NOW WHAT YOU TINY PIECES OF SHIT! YOU'RE CARRYING DENGUE FEVER ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOTHER...
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Declared by Insects are Bitches on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
..But he is allready dead anyway. He killed himself when he realized his son was a JEW.
so long sucker
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Declared by JHWE on Friday, April 24, 2009
Dear Bill Gates,
What the fuck? I thought I was getting a good deal here. Then as the weeks went by, Vista kept revealing it's true customers. You're an asshole and can go fuck yourself, and if you don't like that, you can print this and stick it up your ASS HOLE!
Signed,
Thinking of developing his...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, August 23, 2009
I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I want them all to burn in hell! If its not my family, its the leaches! Is it so wrong to want to be left alone for a moment!? The only place I get any privacy is my bathroom! I feel like Im suffacating! I can't do anything without their permision! I can't eat how I want, I...
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Declared by IvyGreen on Monday, August 9, 2010
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
nice to see you too. NOT
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I CAN'T FRICKIN FINISH THE ACTUAL ENTIRE YEAR OF SCIENCE IN THREE FUCKING DAY. SERIOUSLY STOP GIVING ME SHIT FOR TAKING A GODDAMN THREE MIN BREAK AFTER WORKING MY ASS OFF ALL DAY
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Declared by Ace on Thursday, May 31, 2018
Infidel! Jihad is upon you!! May you be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels! God-willing. Enchilada.
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Declared by Muhamedhomo on Monday, October 8, 2007
naser hejazi
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Declared by mojtaba jabari on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Jihad on you for not buying me a coffee, you infidel!
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Declared by You know who on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Owww Maaan Facebook Sucks Ass Big Time It Doesn't Even Let Us See Anyones Profile ARGGHHHH.... Jihad On U!!!!!
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Declared by Raul on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Damned fucking liar.
A jihad on you for attempting to hide your true right wing tendancies, a jihad on you for conning the public into "moving on" from the rape and pillage of our country that your party was responsible for.
And a jihad on you for your horrible, stage-managed "eco-trainers".
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Declared by Mrs T on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Don't ask me "What's up killa" Everytime I see you.
Don't say "Whack, straightup, dawg, word, what's crackin, Girrrlllll"
It's creepy and i'm suprised you're not arrested.
No one likes you, always walking around taking pictures of the spanish girls. You interrupt our class and come in to flirt with...
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Declared by Everyone at school. on Monday, November 19, 2007
Hurry up and fix ma phone ya bawsack!!!!
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Declared by big mohamed ya bass on Thursday, January 10, 2008
just a general jihad :)
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Declared by john on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Screw you, with your affirmative action, legacy loving, and "unusual/messed up" supporting (you let in a guy/girl/thing because he/she/it was transgender, and you don't let me in??) policies. What kind of people are you anyway - deciding the fates of students who are better than you to a school that is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Jihad on you, you miserable cocksucker. I fucking hate you for being such a lazy self centered loser pig who never learned how to treat women and talks shit about my best friend because she wants nothing to do with you, she knows what a fucking worthless piece of shit you are! Now that your miserable...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 18, 2009
I'll kill you.
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Declared by Aju on Wednesday, October 17, 2012
For not buying me a shiny D:
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Declared by Wee Sillyface on Thursday, December 9, 2010