Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Efi is just sitting there, all day, in the 4th floor and expects the work on the 1st floor to be doing itself. He never comes down to the people and thinks that the mobile business will just build itself while he sits there in his 4th floor corner office facing the strip club.
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Declared by Greasemonkey on Monday, October 8, 2007
Vole si mne nasral pyco sem se zeblitej probudil a pepan rika ze uz nejsu v kapele se di se visrat kokote
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Declared by Ungr on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your love of Jake
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Declared by Ed on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Oh Sara,
How could you be so foolish. You loved him, you were together nearly a year and you slept with someone else. You betrayed his trust and broke both our hearts. He wont forgive you and will not have you now. You not only crapped on all of your plans and dreams, but you flushed them down the...
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Declared by Sara on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
I would like to declare Jihad on James for being the most prolific lighter thief the world has ever seen!
No flame-creating device is safe when Jimmie's in town, pass one his way to fire up that blunt and it will never be seen again! ........ever!!
Some say he has a small lighter disposal unit...
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Declared by Vivian Burns on Thursday, October 25, 2007
You are going down!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
beeeeeee
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 19, 2008
My fellow americans, i am here to apoligize for my shitty job at being president. So please, Jihad on my old ass.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
I hate dealing with fucking idiots on eBay, the buyers always get favoritism over the sellers which are the ones who made eBay their BILLIONS. I closed my account because of this but now they said I have to wait 180 days before it officially closes? SON OF A BITCH! I even requested the 3 buyers who didn't...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 14, 2011
I think my female friend is not happy with my male friend contacting me first about an event. Somehow I think she likes him. I dont like him that way. He's a friend. I dont mind if they end up together.
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Declared by erterte on Sunday, July 10, 2011
I will rain fire down upon you and burn you in the deepest circle of hell. you're cutting me out of important meetings and so I will brand you with hell reincarnate
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 25, 2011
PEOPLE WITH DEGREES WHO HAVE NO A LEVELS
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Declared by Jimbo on Sunday, December 25, 2011
Bitch, don't tell me that I need to try on for the swim team after knowing me for less than 5 seconds! So what if you daughter went to the same swim team as I did - like 9 years ago? Who the f*** cares?!!?
And the fact that your each of your sons took 7 AP courses each is credited to the fact that they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
So what if you don't do drugs? This world still sucks a big time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 18, 2014
You, the guy who is supposed to be our advocate in the face of an unreasonable and inflexible sponsor. Fuck you.
We follow your advice, the sponsor gets pissed, and you don't say a god damn word about it, you just sit there all smug and amused while we take an ass chewing. Now I am informed of a bullshit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 15, 2013
I will slice you right now if you don't fucking talk to me today, I mean seriously its been 5 days, i don't want to burden you with emails but for fucks sake dude !
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Declared by Ariadne on Monday, July 21, 2014
You are mistaken to think that America isn't up to the task of annihilating you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 13, 2015
Hell on earth. Creaking, understaffed, tatty, dirty, smelly, a service culture that makes a mockery of the word, and a black hole for your bags.
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Declared by Exasperated on Sunday, October 7, 2007
People who preaches to come at workplace on time..but they them self come late by more than an hour..F***K em A$$holes
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Declared by Varun on Sunday, October 7, 2007