Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're were my boyfriend and so we broke up because we weren't working. Why did you not care about me enough to make it work?! I'm so angry at you. I want to shake you and hurt you until I can break down your walls... But I won't, because I shouldn't have to convince someone to fight for me.
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Declared by Rachel on Thursday, May 3, 2012
YOU INFIDEL.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
why are you even in this group if you don't do anything?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Thanks Craigslist for flagging my post to provide professional growing tips for the OMMP community. The truth hurts, doesn't it? Retail is a burn, what's the secret?
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Declared by pissedbotonist on Wednesday, April 2, 2014
why do you always fucking be so hyprocritical like goddamn you need to shut the hell up all you need is another dick to suck cuz one day youre in love with boy 1 and then the other boy 2 like jesus christ ana and shes just like my mom constantly nagging and whenever im nagging she calls me a bitch and she...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 1, 2014
Those guys are pussies! We can't have that!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop opensourcing,programming is not something like gardening !!!!
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Declared by workaar on Monday, October 8, 2007
He pooped on my doorstep this morning
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Declared by Erez on Monday, October 8, 2007
Uck! I just want her to GO AWAY!
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Declared by Ricky on Monday, October 8, 2007
There are some.. guitar strings in front of you.. I guess you could eat those...
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Declared by negrodamous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Dear parrents, you might have a good way to raise kids, and to learn them stuff, as others don't normaly would learn by their parrents.
BUT:
please, let us be a bit more free than this.
stop being so overprotecting about us, if you don't think we can take care of us selves(mature ->) then you probably...
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Declared by Elias on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Because it seems to me that they care about rules more than they do about people. They read an amusing story about an employee who has fun of a stupid manager, and guess what they have to say? "He should be grateful he wasn't fired." Is there anything new under the sun?
Those conformists should inherit...
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Declared by Pulsa De Nura on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
I send hate missiles raining down on you. And your phone, since you obviously don't use it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 22, 2009
Me again, with another open letter for YOU, Billy Boy.
This is a reminder that Vista still sucks, and get's more suckier by the mother fucking minute. When will you ever learn? IF IT IS NOT BROKEN, DO NOT FIX IT! And if it, then do so!
I just created a fucking base beat in LMMS for a melody I was...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, November 29, 2009
I wish someone would tell me exactly who is on that forum. I am convinced that there are alot more people on there than I think. Like I was facebook messaging with someone the other day i.e. Jos. He was like. If you ever need to vent, message me. My guess is.....: Jeh, Ro, Tre, Ke, Mic, Hen, Ela, Ell, Et,...
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Declared by wrerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
For lying about having a further maths A level
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Declared by Louise on Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Hey Republican cuntface? How'd you like ot have a transvaginal probe shoved up your sorry ass you dumb face bitch?! JIHAD ON YOU YA GOP CUM GULPER!
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Declared by sH000fly on Saturday, May 26, 2012
ive had it with your attitude. your lying cunty behavior. You expect everyone to know every little thing that is wrong with you and cater to your bullshit. Well fuck you cunt!! I have had it with you! You lie to everyone about me to make yourself look in the right. You say I am the one that needs to mature?...
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Declared by someone you know on Tuesday, July 22, 2014
she be so heavy she done brokeded my back. i ain't never givin yo momma a piggy back ride ever again.
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Declared by jamal on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I'd like to know who the ass clown is that decides when to paint lines on the road? Today, as I'm driving to work in pouring down rain, the yellow center line is running to the shoulder of the road, like shit running down your leg after a nasty SHART! My only thoughts are the environment as paint pools on...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007