Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Yes you. I know who you are the one that she calls "You Know Who" the one who puts a wedge between me and my former friend. I don't really blame you I know that it was not completely your fault. But why do you have to be here now. I hate knowing that we're in the same room. I know you saw me look...
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Declared by PJ on Friday, November 30, 2007
I hereby place an eternal jihad on you in the name of Allah for not using appropriate and understandable text in MSN.
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Declared by SpongeBon on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Will be rated DOWN!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, October 28, 2010
I hate you! You took everything away from me! I can feel my heart breaking every time I look at you! I wish you had never come into my life you self righteous son of a bitch!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
How dare you infidels ship our most holy Princess Twilight Sparkle with that fucking pigdog? It is a disgrace, and outrage! It's blasphemy! Jihad on all of you TwiMac shippers and sympathizers!
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Declared by Pega-Corn Supremacy on Thursday, May 31, 2012
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
YOU INFIDEL.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
PENIS.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 1, 2014
Being the team lead on this Christianity project is getting harder by the day. It's mainly this Judas character. He always seems like he's plotting something. All he's ever working towards is gaining more wealth. I'm starting to think he might be a fucking Jew. A dyed-in-the-wool Jew right here, working on...
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Declared by Jesus of Nazareth on Monday, September 10, 2007
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
You are a cancer in the office.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
He ruined fathers day by being a whiny little bitch, and the next time I see him, I feel like I might just end up beating the shit out of him.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 21, 2009
..But he is allready dead anyway. He killed himself when he realized his son was a JEW.
so long sucker
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Declared by JHWE on Friday, April 24, 2009
I hate all of you, from the hipsters to the yuppies to the businessmen.
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Declared by Disgruntled Bostonian on Friday, July 24, 2009
You bitch!!!! All I wanted was a car ride, but you just left me and bitched about how fucking far away it was from your doctors appointment after school. NEWS FLASH!!!!!! Your doctors is literally, and there is no exaggeration, across the street from my neighborhood! Ughhhh! P.S. I'm glad I'm going to a...
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Declared by Emily on Wednesday, November 4, 2009
They are not as good as McDonalds
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Declared by Dhoren on Wednesday, April 17, 2013
WTF!? Us students will not focus in class because we are struggling to understand you two or you assume your notes are helpful but not really. Yet you both get so pissed from the the class not taking you seriously cause you don't realize that. And because of that you don't bother answering questions from...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Greedy, no good, wretched trollop of a bitch. Letting me wonder into this insidious blood-sucking, nonstop aching, drawn-out, wasteful, piece of shit education. YOU'RE GOing to Fuck me out of my last goddamn fucking class after 4 years of abuse??!?!?!! FUCK YOUR FACE. DIE in a fucking fire. I don't need your...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2012
ive had it with your attitude. your lying cunty behavior. You expect everyone to know every little thing that is wrong with you and cater to your bullshit. Well fuck you cunt!! I have had it with you! You lie to everyone about me to make yourself look in the right. You say I am the one that needs to mature?...
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Declared by someone you know on Tuesday, July 22, 2014
1. If you are dumb - don't talk.
2. If you think you are smart you are more than likely 1.
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Declared by Sumdumguy on Monday, October 8, 2007