Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you for not buying me a coffee, you infidel!
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Declared by You know who on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Stop being such a whining emo pussy already. It's so unattractive. That girl you like is going to run like the devil himself was after her, you pathetic insecure piece of stoat feces.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
YOU BLOODY HACKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 12, 2007
From all of us in web design you suck!
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Declared by OZ on Monday, December 17, 2007
Messin with my paper!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 24, 2007
It is with grave determination to preserve the teachings of holy Islam and to uphold my submission to Allah the Merciful by declaring Jihad on you and your wretched family. Be afraid Michael, be very afraid, for Allah will not be merciful to any member of your household.
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Declared by Bob on Tuesday, December 9, 2008
..But he is allready dead anyway. He killed himself when he realized his son was a JEW.
so long sucker
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Declared by JHWE on Friday, April 24, 2009
The Aliens are here. I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Simon on Monday, January 17, 2011
You know what you did...
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Declared by Jesus on Wednesday, January 19, 2011
your a two kina meri its so shame you live with your boyfriend now and he is very very much older thats sad your just sad
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Declared by EnganMeri on Saturday, July 14, 2012
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
what gives you the right not to do anything huh?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I'd like to know who the ass clown is that decides when to paint lines on the road? Today, as I'm driving to work in pouring down rain, the yellow center line is running to the shoulder of the road, like shit running down your leg after a nasty SHART! My only thoughts are the environment as paint pools on...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
You deaf people are the fucking rudest people on the fucking planet.
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Declared by a person who can hear shit. on Monday, October 8, 2007
Leaving shit in Sainsbury's Carrier Bags
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Don't sue me for your failed business model.
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Declared by benoire on Thursday, October 11, 2007
No co prde, vyhlasujem ti Jihad.
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
Screw you, with your affirmative action, legacy loving, and "unusual/messed up" supporting (you let in a guy/girl/thing because he/she/it was transgender, and you don't let me in??) policies. What kind of people are you anyway - deciding the fates of students who are better than you to a school that is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Me again, with another open letter for YOU, Billy Boy.
This is a reminder that Vista still sucks, and get's more suckier by the mother fucking minute. When will you ever learn? IF IT IS NOT BROKEN, DO NOT FIX IT! And if it, then do so!
I just created a fucking base beat in LMMS for a melody I was...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, November 29, 2009
I am sick of seeing women who look like Jabba The Hut
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010