Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare holy war on this god forsaken municipal government of ours.
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Declared by elmolino on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I declare jihad on you for making me wait for my nugget by laying false claims.
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Declared by Seab on Thursday, January 24, 2008
..But he is allready dead anyway. He killed himself when he realized his son was a JEW.
so long sucker
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Declared by JHWE on Friday, April 24, 2009
I hate all of you, from the hipsters to the yuppies to the businessmen.
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Declared by Disgruntled Bostonian on Friday, July 24, 2009
Jihad on you Laub!
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Declared by Fens der Kratzer on Monday, December 7, 2009
You're, for the most part, an awesome friend. But when I'm getting back into the dating scene, the last thing I need to hear from you is you making comments about my upcoming date that don't matter to me, but still put me in a foul mood because we get into a debate over it and I get annoyed at you. You're...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 13, 2011
poop
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Declared by po po magoo on Tuesday, November 9, 2010
A Jihad on you for crumby arabic television and providing it to the goyim
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Declared by Abu Nassar on Thursday, June 20, 2013
The truth about the lot of you, is that you're just pussies. You're too scared to commit in a relationship, that you choose to fuck someone else while still keep your girl because you want to have your back up plan in case you change your in time.
And fuck you Jason, seriously. The past 24 hours I've been...
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Declared by Anna. on Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Bitch, don't tell me that I need to try on for the swim team after knowing me for less than 5 seconds! So what if you daughter went to the same swim team as I did - like 9 years ago? Who the f*** cares?!!?
And the fact that your each of your sons took 7 AP courses each is credited to the fact that they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
This is what you get for giving me my nation project the last day of school
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Declared by Noah Baker on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
You are going to die
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I am declaring a Jihad on my job and all customers pissing me off each day with their ridiculous complaints!!!
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Declared by J-M AKA Evilness on Tuesday, September 9, 2008
I've kind of had it with this guy. He just wants to impress people with how smart he is. I've never seen him have a a genuine emotion. He's not exactly a bully, but it always has to be his way. He's far from perfect. I wish he would go away.
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Declared by Sunflower on Saturday, December 5, 2009
Preemptive strike. BURPPP! (Milk burp coming at you)
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Declared by Chris Fong on Monday, May 10, 2010
you dicks have no concept of time-keeping, and the idea of calling up and cancelling a plan does not seem to be a part of your fucking "culture". stuck in this country for the last 7 years, as always i'm expected to keep it all in, everything's all right. NO, fuck this place, and fuck you SOBs
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 19, 2010
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
YOU WORTHLESS, INBRED, DUMBASS, ANNOYING TRUCK DRIVING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU HAVE RUINED SO MUCH OF MY LIFE IT'S NOT EVEN A CLICHE TO SAY IT! I'M A GLAD YOU WENT TO JAIL AND SURE I MAY HAVE FORGIVEN YOU BU TYOU ARE STILL A WORTHLESS ASSHOLE! I HAVE LEARNING AND BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU! I FUCKING HATE...
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Declared by PissedOff@Dad on Monday, May 7, 2012
You're a jerk and you didn't make me bacon this morning!
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Declared by Matt Lynch on Monday, June 25, 2012
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013