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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI dont like the Big 3 car cos. They are too big and make fat ass cars
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Declared by RJ on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Why the hell is my life so awesome. I cant complain about it because I am so "fortunate". Hell. Screw me.
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Declared by Your Neighborhood Rich Dick on Friday, May 20, 2011
You know what, I'm so sick of this sh*t. They think its okay to hate on men because of what they heard from others.
They excuse themselves by bringing up bullsh*t from past like "oh, men have oppressed women for centuries", "men have kept women from voting" "men think they are better than women".
YA,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING THE MOST UNHELPFUL AND USELESS TEACHER OF ALL TIME. MAY THE SQUIRRELS YOU STUDY DESTROY YOUR HOME AND TURN YOU INTO A FOOD SOURCE.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Y U MAKE PEOPLE SICK
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
For being overly insensitive and not knowing when it's just a JOKE
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007
To the RIAA, CRIA, Sony BMG, Warner, the lot of you.....
Burn in hell.
We are gonna get you - we won't tolerate your oppression and ownership of governments forever, the revolution has begun and it WILL be televised.
You have NO business knowing what we download and you never will. And as the...
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Declared by XJ on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate you for everything you made me go through. I hate myself even more for letting it get to me so much. But on top of all these, I think I'm glad for the way things turned out, and I'm hopeful for the way things are turning out, and I look forward to what might be coming my way in the future. So good...
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Declared by Blah on Sunday, March 9, 2008
10fold Jihads would not be enough to declare on the infidels in Congress who have dragged their effing feet on this G.D. bailout package. While they sit and bicker, my meager portfolio dwindles more and more as my ulcer grows larger. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all you in...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Friday, September 26, 2008
I declare jihad on YOU!!!
Every time I reach out with my arms wide open, you turn your face away from me like you don't fucking notice me. I'm NOT a rapist, I'm just a huggy person!! There's a difference you know.
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Declared by Huggy Person on Wednesday, April 8, 2009
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. WEARING A HIJAB DOESNT MAKE YOU RELIGIOUS IF YOU FUCKING TALK TO EVERY OTHER GUY THERE IS. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SMACK ME YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOURE FUCKING UGLY AND YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE THAT. FUCKING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!
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Declared by I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU UGLY BITCH! on Wednesday, October 27, 2010
DEBBIE is a fucking stupid tosser.
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Declared by ............ on Monday, April 18, 2011
I'm sorry but after the non stop week, I must declare a jihad on you, Mexican infidel.
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Declared by Colin on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on Pigtale for badmouthing....infact foulmouthing (accompanied by 5 F#$%ing days of unbrushed teeth) the Proph in his blog.
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Declared by Pigtale on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Bring back the Simpsons, you fuckers! OMG I can't believe you canceled the Simpsons just to show Friends!!! I don't even like that fucking show.
BRING BACK THE SIMPSONS!!!
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Declared by Simpsons Watcher on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
I hereby place an eternal jihad on you in the name of Allah for not using appropriate and understandable text in MSN.
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Declared by SpongeBon on Thursday, January 10, 2008
A friend asked me how I deal with my mil, who everyone can see does not like me or acknowledge me.
She has never really treated me like family, and at best tolerates me. She is not involved in my childrens lives at all, NEVER has been.
I used to be offended sometimes even hurt by her behavior. I took it...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Really? You sent that insanely important scholarship that was CLEARLY marked for San Francisco to Laguna Beach? AND it's been sitting there for a week? AND it was due a month ago? REALLY? FUCK YOU POSTAL SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!! When I leave college drowning debt I'm blaming you, YOU FUCKING INCAPABLE MORONS!!!!
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Declared by E on Monday, February 20, 2012
Pfft. I'm just kidding. I love Al Qaeda.
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Declared by Average Amerikan on Monday, December 9, 2013
We (Jihad on You!) got rejected for Google Adsense because of "sensitive content" issues. I guess this proves it - Google has absolutely no sense of humor! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Skully on Thursday, September 13, 2007