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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
VTEC just kicked in, JA!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare jihad on all you believers. You substitute your brains with ancient books, thinking with believing and judgement with submission. You trade your desire to comfortably not feeling responsible for anything - your gods and books are - against your (and, if you could, our) freedom. See you in hell...
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Declared by Rene Descartes on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
IDIOTS...EASIER TO GET ON THE SUBWAY WHEN YOU LET PEOPLE OFF. DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF THE DOORS THEREBY BLOCKING ALL FLOW OF TRAFFIC ON AND OFF THE CAR, DON'T TRY TO SHOVE YOUR WAY THROUGH THRONGS OF DISEMBARKING PASSENGERS. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU CAN GET YOUR SORRY MOUTH BREATHING , FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED...
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Declared by I SEE STUPID PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare ALL OUT WAR on you...
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Declared by Squirrel Stew Lover on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
for keeping the PSDs a mess !!!!
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Declared by oron on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Stop buying clapped out motors ya dick u had a relly nice mr2
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Declared by the voice of reson on Thursday, November 29, 2007
What's so funny in asking me what time it is after I told you I do not wear a watch? Is there anything funny about it, moron?
I'll tell you why you do it: because your parents are cousins of each other!
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Declared by I Hate Morons on Friday, September 12, 2008
They are not as good as McDonalds
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Declared by Dhoren on Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Jihad on your Arab TV!!!
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Declared by Hasan Tariq Omar Doodar on Friday, March 26, 2010
Everyone i know takes my actions and expressions as being miserable and that i have nothing to be mad about. But the truth is im not always upset/hurting, and every time i am happy someone has to go and ruin it telling me to speak up, and telling me not to be So miserable..And it is usually adults, they all...
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Declared by Mick on Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Poor, poor Ronnie Radner and Joe Ellen Not for trying to make me look like.... whatever! Good luck to you gals, i used to think you both had a rational brain and then I am informed by a friend that you made crap up about me. I hope it made you feel better. ;)
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Shame on you, entertainin' other people's boyfriend and your bestee's ex too thats disgusting
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Declared by FRIEND on Thursday, August 2, 2012
All users of del.icio.us are fucking idiots.
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Declared by Bob Dickson on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
This could be the dumbest site I have ever visited. Thanks.
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Declared by No on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
10fold Jihads would not be enough to declare on the infidels in Congress who have dragged their effing feet on this G.D. bailout package. While they sit and bicker, my meager portfolio dwindles more and more as my ulcer grows larger. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all you in...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Friday, September 26, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH?!?
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Declared by Ashley on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
You bitch!!!! All I wanted was a car ride, but you just left me and bitched about how fucking far away it was from your doctors appointment after school. NEWS FLASH!!!!!! Your doctors is literally, and there is no exaggeration, across the street from my neighborhood! Ughhhh! P.S. I'm glad I'm going to a...
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Declared by Emily on Wednesday, November 4, 2009
A thousand Jihads on you, lazy mailcarrier, for not delivering my mail on a non-holiday! My package was supposed to arrive TODAY and now my business will suffer because of your mistake, you dumb lazy prick!
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Declared by LaLa on Thursday, September 23, 2010
nothing
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2011