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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIt is a centuries-old Islamic tradition to engage in debate, tolerate criticism and hear the critiques of others. But insults against Islam, such as those in the recent film and cartoons, are unacceptable prov
ocations that cross a red line that no Muslim or decent human being would ever accept. As such we...
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Declared by Muslim on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
If it wasn't for you, I might actually get shit done instead of jerking off all day. I'm seriously considering chopping you off, you useless shit.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
I swear to god if he keeps yelling swerve or swag or swagfag near me again im going to fucking rip his spine out thru his asshole and fucking beat him to death with it
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Declared by Khalifa Bin Afzal Al Jiradh on Thursday, April 18, 2013
I fucking hate you. You're the reason this family has problems. And yes you *are* indeed an idiot. Don't you EVER fucking come to me wondering why I don't talk to you or why I don't want to be around you. DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME TO CHANGE! *YOU* FUCKING CHANGE YOU SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A FATHER! HOW can you...
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Declared by Mary on Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Pfft. I'm just kidding. I love Al Qaeda.
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Declared by Average Amerikan on Monday, December 9, 2013
my jihad goes here
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Declared by Konrad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Death to the fat one
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Declared by Freedom Fighters on Sunday, October 7, 2007
The fuckers that after 100 years of service still can't get a train to arrive on time, but have the audacity to strike five times a years.
The fuckers that shut half of the tube system every weekend for engineering because they can't fix anything during the night like they do in any other country in the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Heathrow 'Express', I jihad you with your own shitty slow wireless while I sit waiting to move the last 100 fucking metres into Paddington and while five slow trains pass us. You fucks
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 12, 2010
A jihad on you, antichrist! I know you're out there, plotting your world domination. Maybe you're just a tiny baby right now - who knows? If you are, you better hope I don't find out about it. I'll punch your wee face like nobody's watching. Watch your back, antichrist! I'm coming after you!
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Declared by Carlos on Thursday, September 13, 2007
the slowest and the most expensive internet service provider on earth.Why are you call yourself 'we are the best in turkey' sure you are, coz you are the unique ,there is no other independent provider.You are the shittest firm on earth.Firstly you said "just pay 10$ per month but my bill is showing...
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Declared by erhan on Friday, October 12, 2007
Until Google will stop banning porn from the sponsored results I'll do all in my power to destroy them.
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Declared by H. Hefner on Monday, October 29, 2007
Emily, praise Allah that he sent me a vision last night in the midst of my drunken stupor that revealed the innermost workings of your maniacal brain. This morning, with head pounding due to the prior night's overindulgence, I spoke with the mullahs regarding you. They agreed that you are an idiot!
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Declared by Omar The Dummy on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Here's a tip on putting an 'i' in front of everything: IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE! Fuck off and die a horrible death!
And Apple fanboys: If you don't like my rage, you are free to go kill yourselves too.
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Declared by Skully on Sunday, November 8, 2009
because I can!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
The worst supervisor I ever had to work for was an inept, incompetent, and very mean attorney; I'll call him JBD. He was also mentally unstable. He practiced both PI (personal injury) and immigration law, but he was such a disorganized, unstable nutcase that he had very few clients. My job was only meant...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Grass is red, roses are green, spreads your cheeks and let me check for those goodies that Jose never got to me. Dickory dock, nuke pearl harbour. Get Stds and Diabetes. Sickliness and depravity for the WIN!
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Declared by A happiness guy. on Monday, December 9, 2013
For your Yanni music all the time, driving the whole floor 'Burghuri'!
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Declared by Doron on Monday, October 29, 2007
Fuck you. I'm so glad I just broke it off with you. I've been thinking about it forever to save your fucking feelings you fucking asshole. I'm so sick of doing everything for you. Am I your mother? No. Cook your own fucking dinner sometimes. No wonder why you're so bloody fat. I have to pay for all...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, February 12, 2009
FUCK YOU. you don't tell me it's my fucking responsibility to ask about my own health issues such as hepatitis. jesus fucking christ im only sixteen! which fucking 16 year old would worry about getting hepatitis from eating a bunch of clams?! fuck you, trying to pin it on me, it's my duty i'm old enough?...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 29, 2008