Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou are a stupid, psycho mother fucker and should be wiped off the face from your earth. Next time you come here and drink till it fucking dissolves your last few brain cells, I'll cut your ass open with a beer bottle.
Fuck you.
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Declared by FUCK OFF, LOSER !!! on Friday, January 15, 2010
I declare aholy jihad against the self indulgent ,decadent, snotty nosed english departmentof the university of dundee!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I said Hello but what I ment was FUCK YOU!
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Declared by fuck you all and your mother on Friday, April 24, 2009
I jihad on you, Erik! If you weren't already impotent, I'd wish that on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 25, 2009
I declare jihad on you. You've lied to me too many times to count, given me an STD, and hit me. I hate you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 13, 2010
why do you butt fuck?!
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Declared by wanting to know on Monday, November 12, 2012
Allah commands me to ask the Ayatollahs to grant my jihad against all those "Apple Fanboys" who would negatively rate my earlier jihad against Steve Jobs for "excessive emotional duress" I had to endure trying to get his inferior product installed and working correctly. Praise Allah-Death To Infidels!
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Thursday, October 11, 2007
fuk u
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 22, 2012
Here I am on a beautiful Saturday doing laundry, babysitting my husband's friend's dog while he goes 4-wheeling with some girl i've never met before clinging onto the back of him---why can't she just ride with her "boyfriend" who i've also never met?---and he never even invited me to go with!!! Never texted...
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Declared by Cindy on Saturday, July 7, 2012
THE SUN GOES DOWN
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You have no idea what it means to fuck up ur car business!....next time i`ll make ur car into a suecide car bomb, you anti iraqi capitalist bastard!
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Declared by Muhamad Goldstock El-Sharif on Monday, October 8, 2007
Yo' rödfirre firre!
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Declared by Anton on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a holy war on you for spreading the filth that you call music in the dormitory in the years of 2005 and 2006.
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Declared by Nik on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hope you read this, i sent an archeoligist an abusive email using your name.....wanker.
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Declared by Nope on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Listen up, and listen good you good for nothing son of a man-whore. Leave her the fuck alone. Why don't you go find someone you're own age and leave her alone. She's only 13 and you want to fuck her already? Disgusting PIG! JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Mr. Anon on Sunday, February 21, 2010
jihad on you , for being such a prick you think you so great meen while if it was not for your Dad you would have nothing ,I think the way your treat your son is shit and abusive. got news for you u are a sick sick dick head that needs the shit kicked out of him. stop watching sick porn you prick .
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Jihad on you stupid fucking client for ignoring my advice and then turning to me like its my fault that your head was up your ass. Die slowly in a fire.
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Declared by j~ on Monday, February 28, 2011
LOVE IT
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Declared by BOB on Friday, April 20, 2012
I have to handle all these people in the freaking office! They don't think I need any help because I actually get it done, but I need fucking help!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 22, 2008
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007