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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You send useless blank emails that fill my junk file!
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Declared by Brent on Sunday, October 7, 2007
He owns a whip but doesn't know how to use it properly....idiot? most probably
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Declared by ChuChu on Monday, October 22, 2007
She thinks that she can call herself empress and usurp all my power. Oh, she is wrong, dead wrong. She will pay for this treachery.
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Declared by DL on Tuesday, December 11, 2007
10fold Jihads would not be enough to declare on the infidels in Congress who have dragged their effing feet on this G.D. bailout package. While they sit and bicker, my meager portfolio dwindles more and more as my ulcer grows larger. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all you in...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Friday, September 26, 2008
JIHAD ON YOU, DOUCHE!!!
You had my brother at risk of been run over by an eight-wheeler because you threw the ball on to the side of the main road!
You called people in my family stupid because you haven't heard of a name like the one they have! I wouldn't be surprised if your name is "Stuck up cunt"...
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Declared by R o o s t e r on Saturday, September 20, 2008
Geehad on you, infidel! HARRR!
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Declared by Geehad! on Monday, November 17, 2008
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. WEARING A HIJAB DOESNT MAKE YOU RELIGIOUS IF YOU FUCKING TALK TO EVERY OTHER GUY THERE IS. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SMACK ME YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOURE FUCKING UGLY AND YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE THAT. FUCKING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!
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Declared by I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU UGLY BITCH! on Wednesday, October 27, 2010
you call me you're bestfriend and at one point we were but then you dropped me. im done trying. for the past few days i've tried fixing things but clearly you don't want to. good to i'll end the year completely alone
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 31, 2011
He is a JIAHD
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Declared by Dhor on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Mother fucker I know you're just using me. You obviously don't see me as a human being, oh you think I'll be your fucking atm. Oi fucktard guess what? You're fucking obvious motherfucker I'm not gonna go and pick you up. I told you I'm busy asshole, Oh fuck don't blame for you not getting a job you fucking...
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Declared by Someguy on Thursday, June 14, 2018
Who do they think they are, acting all noble and self sacrificing in the face of extreme adversity? How do they think this reflects on us regular, self-centered lazy guys? Stop it already! Grab a beer, relax and sit on the couch already!
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Declared by Dave on Sunday, September 9, 2007
While shaking my bottle of Tazo Organic Iced Tea -- glass broke at the base. Spilling iced tea all over my desk. Glass shards ended up in my keyboard. Damn you!
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Declared by n!ck on Monday, September 10, 2007
You bugger. Just because you are popular with the women .... you think you are smart ...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Omar Qazi on Sunday, October 7, 2007
This is the last time I lend you loo roll, just for you to stink out the bathroom.
Certainly worths a Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
you are bald
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Declared by Scott on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Dai Rascallaaan!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
I declare jihad against all those text messaging psycho chicks who just can't put the damn phone down. In the car, while driving walking down the street, a hall, in the store. Get the F out of the way. No one cares that you are buying vitamin water. No one wants to know what you think. Put the phone...
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Declared by Big Sam on Sunday, August 24, 2008
Everyone i know takes my actions and expressions as being miserable and that i have nothing to be mad about. But the truth is im not always upset/hurting, and every time i am happy someone has to go and ruin it telling me to speak up, and telling me not to be So miserable..And it is usually adults, they all...
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Declared by Mick on Tuesday, April 6, 2010