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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTim Ireland is a useless low-life with nothing to do all day but annoy other people. Go to hell, Tim.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I'm goinj ta kill ya bastered! Ur fckin dead! Say ur fckin good byes to every1 ya no, cause ur goin ta do a houdini!
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Declared by sgt death on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Emily, praise Allah that he sent me a vision last night in the midst of my drunken stupor that revealed the innermost workings of your maniacal brain. This morning, with head pounding due to the prior night's overindulgence, I spoke with the mullahs regarding you. They agreed that you are an idiot!
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Declared by Omar The Dummy on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
I can' believe what some people get away with, yet you do not hold them accountable. You fire and lay off your best people while others call off drunk, steal from you and scream with rage in the workplace!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
After two years I found out you was the one who stole my PS3. You still lied even though the evidence clearly states you are the one.
My Father Lee,
You was never there for me growing up. Drugs, being a male slut, and taking care of other people especially women were more...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 25, 2010
You will die a painful death at the hands of all muslims
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Declared by Dylan Bellman on Friday, June 25, 2010
I declare a jihad on you horsey people who give your kids (aka Spawn of Satan) horses at 11 years old and send them out as some kind of jihad against the ordinary public. Your spawn of Satan have no control over these horses and are a danger to society at large.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
Can the people who insist on walking so damn slowly along the street, move their fucking arses OUT the way and let other people pass. It's great that you have nowhere to be and your simple and sad life is fulfilled with a walk slower than a snail but jesus some of us want to go somewhere. So move your...
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Declared by Angry pedestrian on Monday, September 2, 2013
You have no idea how to do the things you pay me to do however you are consistently setting timeframes which are impossible to reach working an 8 hour day.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
Declaro la guerra contra la procrastinación porque me está volviendo loco el no tener ganas de hacer nada, de hecho, tengo que dejar esta jihad para más rato porque tengo que hacer otra cosa
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Need I say more? Yes, I should... You damn worthless mexicans and your STUPID catholicism... May you be forced to drag your balls across two miles of broken glass...Then, be forced to SWIM back across the Gulf of Mej'ico....I YI YI YIIII
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Declared by Push 1 for English on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Jihad on Australian ISP's. You provide horrid plans with horrid speed. Jihad on you (especially optus) for creating bullshit plans. 20gb for $99 a month? get fucked
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Too many idiots in the world today
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 3, 2007
FUCK YOU !!!!!!
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Declared by The (Null) Terminator on Sunday, January 10, 2010
If I was a dude I would tell yall to suck my dick BITCH then tell your scheming gossiping no good miserable ass muthafuckas to hop off my dick skeet skeet on you hoes now thats your only warning shot besides the other 100's of cum stains on your lips. Suckadick ruin your lips on a dude after you hop off...
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Declared by youknowwhoyouare on Saturday, August 6, 2011
On JIRA tasks
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Declared by JT on Tuesday, July 26, 2011
U r an asshole
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Declared by Pramod on Monday, November 28, 2011
Karlo Zanki will be buffed out permanently
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Declared by Smitty Yagermanjenson on Monday, March 12, 2012
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
THE SUN GOES DOWN
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013