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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on the notion that cancer is something to be "fought" or "battled". Unlike a a simplified fear-based soundbite, cancer is a highly intricate and orchestrated healing mechanism of the body, which can be guided into a positive outcome, rather than further coaxed with toxic chemicals into a spiraling...
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Declared by person-face on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Well....boy problems, I have none. I shall complain about my past. Theres this girl called S. And she was a "friend" I hung out for six months. She was so pushy!! I went on holidays with her and all she would do is yell if she didnt get her way. So the friendship was basically me (being the nice person I...
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Declared by sfwerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
Jihad on my stalker Tanya this and the last one is for you. Next I will put your whole name up.
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Declared by watching you watching me on Monday, August 8, 2011
its your own face, if you dont like it TOO BAD
i hate it when you go through pictures, share them so people can feel nostalgic and you get those pricks who go "ohh delete it i look shit"
well, I HOPE THE DEVIL TAKES THE UGLIEST PICTURE OF YOU AND UPLOADS IT TO THE HELL NETWORKING SITE,
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 24, 2011
Hokm e Jahad Aleihe Vahid khan e Nazemi!
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Declared by David on Monday, December 17, 2007
Hey assholes, been kissing Obama's ass again? Who ya sucking on now? All of you are a lot of shit eating lowdown, communist sympathizers. Still kissing ass just to keep your lowlife jobs. keep up the good work and keep eating shit.
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Declared by jodie on Tuesday, October 7, 2008
It made me feel like a piece of SHIT!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
THE SUN GOES DOWN
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I hate the fact my horrible mother seldom sleeps. It's now about 5 minutes before 6:00 a.m. on Thursday, and my hideous mom has been awake since 10:00 a.m. on Tuesday. During this whole time, she's been pacing, reading a book, dragging a chair against the tile floor, and constantly flushing the toilet and...
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Declared by anon on Thursday, June 4, 2015
Fuckers
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
ALALALALLALA
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
To all Weazley know-it-all Bitches be informed that a holy war is now upon you. Next time you are about to speak, take a second and let your brain process what is about to come out of your fucking mouth. Ask yourself... am I an asshole.
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Declared by A Fire Inside on Monday, October 8, 2007
are gay
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Declared by Gay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
"May the Lord smite all the enemy nations and devour the entrails of their virgin children while laying waste to their crops and fields and rendering their cities desolate. Praise be to the Lord."
You're the children's pastor, for f*cks sake! What the hell?!
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Declared by That kid sitting in the back on Sunday, February 10, 2008
Get a life and some counseling !!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
Bam Roasted
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Declared by Meg on Thursday, May 7, 2009
I declare a Jihad on you, and i wish you a fungal infection of sorts
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Declared by Ryan on Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
AARGH!!!!
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Declared by dfgd on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all those people who eat loudly and with their mouths open - please please will you stop. It's revolting and I can sometimes see what you're eating let alone the fact that I am deafened by the squelching and slurping, chewing gum like a cow - stop it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007