Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Yo' rödfirre firre!
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Declared by Anton on Monday, October 8, 2007
Oh my whichever infedel who coded this thing togheter from the scraps of sugarCRM should be tortured!
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Declared by Thomas on Monday, October 8, 2007
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007
Geehad on you, infidel! HARRR!
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Declared by Geehad! on Monday, November 17, 2008
Kudos to you BITCH for dating my ex now! Good luck trying to give better head than I do!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 20, 2012
For being an infidel and forsaking your soul on the unholiest of safaris.
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Declared by JDSP III on Monday, June 25, 2012
your voice recognition sucks. in an embarrassing manner. you sent complete nonsence to all my friends. they mocked me for it. i'm never using your service again.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
ALALALALLALA
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Just one question.
Have you seen the WoW episode of South Park?
You are the fat guy. You are the fat guy. You wipe the chips off your bulbous gut b/c you ARE THE FAT GUY!!
I just hope they don't ever delete your characters or something. Suicide is a nasty thing. And when you devote as much...
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Declared by The guy waiting to get on the computer on Sunday, February 10, 2008
I hereby declare full blown fucking war on each and every one of you. Stop having your immature and bitchy friends leave me rude and annoying text messages and voicemails. Grow the fuck up!! Get the fuck over it! Move the FUCK on or grow the fuck up and handle it.
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Declared by Aiden on Tuesday, July 5, 2011
How dare you be home
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Declared by Junrar on Monday, June 25, 2012
I hate you!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare Holy War on Úriel for endlessly spamming me with Facebook App invites, endlessly taking pictures at parties to post on Facebook, and generally starting the Facebook spam regime! Die, infidel!
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Declared by Tonio on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're a dictator, a backstabber, and a batterer; leave me the "F" alone!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Get a life and some counseling !!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
So I'm a co-captian for the volleyball team at my school and my bff is the captain. Sad thing is she is a crazy bitch! Whenever we talk to the girls or tell them to do something she thinks they are being disrepectful but they aren't! she seriously has issues!!!!!! I can't take it anymore she is making this...
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Declared by Frustrated on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
FUCK YOU JAPAN!!!
Boycott japan!!!!!!!
never buy Japanese shit!!!!!!
fuck all japs!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 12, 2013
Who do they think they are, acting all noble and self sacrificing in the face of extreme adversity? How do they think this reflects on us regular, self-centered lazy guys? Stop it already! Grab a beer, relax and sit on the couch already!
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Declared by Dave on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I was parked there first. If you didn't want to be "forced to crawl out of the passenger's side" of your car, maybe you shouldn't have parked next to my "crooked ass".
And by the way, I was within the white lines by at least six inches on both sides, so apparently you're the one who needs to "learn to...
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Declared by E-man on Tuesday, September 18, 2007