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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you, you insufferable wannabe. I hate your repulsive knitwearing guts with a passion more passionate than the passion with which the positive pole of a magnet hates the negative pole of another magnet. I despise your sunset photography and your fake accent and your obnoxious self-presentation, and,...
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Declared by IT's dedicated groupie on Thursday, December 9, 2010
You suck, dudes. You suck bigtime. Your fucking bloated software crashed my system. Your software is loaded with adware. And finally, I have to pay for this shit. Stick it up your ass, PopCap.
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Declared by unhappy gamer on Sunday, January 13, 2008
For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Matthew 16:26
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 17, 2011
nice to see you too. NOT
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I declare jihad on my friend Max Saatchi for not not returning my call modderfucka!!!
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Declared by Jeff on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Stop spamming me you retarted fuckcunt.
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Declared by fuck barrey abu on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
May your dick fall off painfully and may you go broke, you piece of shit, deadbeat dad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 25, 2008
wantcha go fuck yer self
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 1, 2008
I call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
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Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007
your mind is thinking wrong.
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Declared by aLJar3d on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Someone had to.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
AARGH!!!!
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Declared by dfgd on Monday, October 8, 2007
that the french lick the balls of the english and pay for their un all black ness
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Declared by kiterpilot on Monday, October 8, 2007
You motherfucking shit head!
Stop drinking that fuckingshitpiece of a beer!
Get you a fucking fat ass life you fat piece of shit!
Sorry dad
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Declared by kid on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Terrorism must be stopped.
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Declared by Rachel on Monday, March 10, 2008
You cheated me and tried to destroy me. I was kind to you
For that may you suffer 1000 papercuts!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 13, 2009
My mom told me to clean my room yesterday. Okay, Mom, I can’t today because I have a shit’s worth of homework. I’ll do it tomorrow. Fine, tomorrow, she says. I come home today with a shit’s worth and a half of homework and my room is stormed. My mom thought it would help me the fuck along if she just...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 16, 2010
fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 15, 2011
Fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 10, 2012
Fuck all you rich, bratty, preppy, racist, drug addled motherfuckers at vestavia high school, you are all going nowhere in life because your mentality is that sports and trucks are more important than learning...not like any learning could be done there with all the old fucktard hags you call teachers, I...
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Declared by Gothking on Saturday, April 11, 2015