Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJust coz we don't eat meat doesn't mean we placid you who decide to eat meat Shall feel the Wrath of the Holy One JIHAAAD!
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Declared by ChickPea on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Declaro la guerra contra la procrastinación porque me está volviendo loco el no tener ganas de hacer nada, de hecho, tengo que dejar esta jihad para más rato porque tengo que hacer otra cosa
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For (style) crimes against humanity!
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Declared by The Style Inquisitor on Monday, October 8, 2007
fuck u,u son of a bitch.How could u dump me u mother fucking asswhole.
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Declared by Hassan on Saturday, November 17, 2007
I DECLARE A JIHAD ON YOU AND YOURS! DIE FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH!
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Declared by Aziz-Makbar Muhammad Jihad on Friday, November 7, 2008
Fuck all you rich, bratty, preppy, racist, drug addled motherfuckers at vestavia high school, you are all going nowhere in life because your mentality is that sports and trucks are more important than learning...not like any learning could be done there with all the old fucktard hags you call teachers, I...
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Declared by Gothking on Saturday, April 11, 2015
Why do we have to work when there are DAMN blazing fires right near here and the office is practically filled with smoke!!
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Declared by Alfred on Thursday, October 25, 2007
WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH?!?
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Declared by Ashley on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
curse you for your shit Arabic television.
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Declared by Imad on Sunday, April 11, 2010
I just want some damn privacy!
O.K. it may be 'your house' despite it being a flat but I fucking visit you on weekends. I love you but you really piss me off. When you're acting like a dick but I turn out to be the damn villain.
And whenever I leave my laptop on the couch does not give you an invitation...
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Declared by Your SON on Sunday, January 2, 2011
I put my neck out for you, give something back when I need it. I usually don't ask for what I receive.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Hey man, what the HECK is your problem? I thought we were cool dude! You used to sit on my desk and give me peanuts and now that you're all out of nuts, you stare at me all day long with those "do me" eyes and you're constantly trying to force yourself on me. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!! OK? Do...
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Declared by Jon on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You're a dictator, a backstabber, and a batterer; leave me the "F" alone!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
I hate that they beat us to the hate!
JIHAD!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 12, 2010
I'm sure you make enough money that you don't need to charge me for rescheduling my appointment. Your office is ugly and disorganized and you need to turn your hearing aids up. How are you supposed to be a therapist when you can't even understand what your patients are saying, you geriatric mess? Your breath...
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Declared by Rebecca on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
I declare Holy War on Úriel for endlessly spamming me with Facebook App invites, endlessly taking pictures at parties to post on Facebook, and generally starting the Facebook spam regime! Die, infidel!
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Declared by Tonio on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate you motherfuckers!
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Declared by me on Monday, October 22, 2007
Geehad on you, infidel! HARRR!
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Declared by Geehad! on Monday, November 17, 2008
to the tall, white man, in his 50's, white hair. bald on top who drives a silver BMW 336I, New York plates: ESL6017:
Congrats on abusing your blind, elderly, sick chocolate lab named Kelly. Of course Kelly the dog caused her blindness & is at fault for being such a burden, Are you out of you fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Kudos to you BITCH for dating my ex now! Good luck trying to give better head than I do!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 20, 2012