Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHer songs are so catchy! I can't stop listening and as soon as I do stop I can't get it all out of my head.
It's impossible for me to study or concentrate in my classes because I'm too busy tapping my foot and reciting the words to "Bossy" to myself.
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Declared by Tab on Monday, September 17, 2007
For willful destruction of other players.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
you are not FUCKING straight edge or hardcore cough cough cough
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Declared by MR X on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
FUCK YOU !!!!!!
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Declared by The (Null) Terminator on Sunday, January 10, 2010
You ripped me off.... your website is a threat to our community and all the businesses in it. Now you will suffer the full force of the Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
The Dallas Mavericks are probably the sorriest team in the NBA.
They've got a two-bit owner, they're choking dogs in the playoffs, and man, their fans really need to buy a brush and get a haircut.
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Declared by Doug on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
for being a big homo, who likes the brown and eats cheedar cheese on crumpits... you big fag!
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Declared by butters on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
The Soldiers of Allah (anti-Gay Regiment) Hath declared this Jihad upon thee for the following attrocities: Displaying ineracial and homosexual picsations and/or images on your computer screen so that they may be viewd by those are who are not gay in so that you might poison their minds as yours is...
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Declared by Nathan on Thursday, November 1, 2007
Why the hell do you have to suck so much and make me waste countless hours making things look right. Also declare war on all IE users..please live in the 21st century and get a better browser!
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Declared by Bman on Sunday, November 11, 2007
I declare jihad on the idiots at HR Block tech support, who probably don't even have any idea of what country they are in.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 21, 2008
May your dick fall off painfully and may you go broke, you piece of shit, deadbeat dad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 25, 2008
My mom told me to clean my room yesterday. Okay, Mom, I can’t today because I have a shit’s worth of homework. I’ll do it tomorrow. Fine, tomorrow, she says. I come home today with a shit’s worth and a half of homework and my room is stormed. My mom thought it would help me the fuck along if she just...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 16, 2010
How dare you be home
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Declared by Junrar on Monday, June 25, 2012
FUCK YOU JAPAN!!!
Boycott japan!!!!!!!
never buy Japanese shit!!!!!!
fuck all japs!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 12, 2013
Why you gotta play with my emotions? "I like you or I don't like you... Next..."
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Declared by Give me a P on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Just stop shitting in your pants already and maybe I'll buy you that goddamn Buzz Lightyear. And if you don't want to take a bath, then I guess you won't go to the park and get so goddamn dirty anymore. To think, in 12 years, you'll be putting a Jihad on me. Well, bucko, when I'm shitting myself in a home,...
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Declared by NotTheMomma on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stupid Dinosaurs! What's up with your massive bodies of terror and your tiny little brains? All you guys do is run around being all big and stomping on things. You think you're all popular with the ladies because of Jurrasic Park, but guess what? That movie came out AGES ago. Get OVER it. No one cares...
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Declared by Dinosaur Hater on Sunday, October 7, 2007
allaaahüüekbeeeer
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Declared by kakao on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Stop spamming me you retarted fuckcunt.
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Declared by fuck barrey abu on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
"We'll be surprising the winner in their home town!"
Guess that rules out every single person who is watching the show right now, eh? At least, the ones who haven't already gotten a call from HG TV telling them that they've won so they can be in the right place for the oh-so-set-up and contrived...
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Declared by Jackie on Sunday, March 16, 2008