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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy did you steal that stuff from Orlando Culinary Institute? You need to bring it back or I am telling the dean. And I am tired of you always bumming cigarettes and change from me. You pothead!
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Declared by Bradley on Sunday, June 13, 2010
Jihad on you, you insufferable wannabe. I hate your repulsive knitwearing guts with a passion more passionate than the passion with which the positive pole of a magnet hates the negative pole of another magnet. I despise your sunset photography and your fake accent and your obnoxious self-presentation, and,...
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Declared by IT's dedicated groupie on Thursday, December 9, 2010
He's going to leave your ass when he goes back to his country. I'm going to laugh in your face so much when that happens.
Can't wait to kick you when you're down for all the shit you put me through. Run in front of a damned bus.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
Out there on the corner every day and night my Ho's never bring in as much money as they should! They're not shaking that ass like they should. Always out back hitting the pipe instead of riding the pole to make me that money.
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Declared by Pimp on Friday, September 14, 2007
To the fuck head that just put shoe polish on my car. I will find you and fuck you up. You have just damaged the paint on my car. There is no fucking reason for you or anyone to do this; you are just a rude, inconsiderate little fucker that deserves nothing else but death because you will never, ever have a...
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Declared by Kyoceira on Sunday, October 21, 2007
For being a complete assfart penis.
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Go blow yourself, you ugly, white trash skank, and leave other girls' boyfriends alone.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 28, 2009
How dare you be home
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Declared by Junrar on Monday, June 25, 2012
overrated spreader of sick diseasefilled "idees'"of life. bitch...
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Declared by Derish on Tuesday, May 19, 2009
I hate you... i want to strip you naked hang you upside down and sprinkle red peper flakes all on your asshole so it burns (haa haa haa haaa torture!)
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Declared by ticket guy on Tuesday, September 29, 2009
God, I have to write 750 words! In one day! And do everything else too! FUCK!
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Declared by PESSED OUF! on Monday, December 14, 2009
you are a fucking douche
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Declared by pretty on Wednesday, May 25, 2011
The FUCKING DICKSHIT.
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Declared by ..................... on Sunday, November 27, 2011
Psalm 35:26 NIV
May all who gloat over my distress be put to shame and confusion; may all who exalt themselves over me be clothed with shame and disgrace.
Galatians 5:10 NIV
I am confident in the Lord that you will take no other view. The one who is throwing you into confusion will pay the penalty,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
I put my neck out for you, give something back when I need it. I usually don't ask for what I receive.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
YOU WORTHLESS, INBRED, DUMBASS, ANNOYING TRUCK DRIVING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU HAVE RUINED SO MUCH OF MY LIFE IT'S NOT EVEN A CLICHE TO SAY IT! I'M A GLAD YOU WENT TO JAIL AND SURE I MAY HAVE FORGIVEN YOU BU TYOU ARE STILL A WORTHLESS ASSHOLE! I HAVE LEARNING AND BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU! I FUCKING HATE...
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Declared by PissedOff@Dad on Monday, May 7, 2012
I tried too change you for more than one year, I did everything for you, I did anything you wanted me to do, I forgot my simple rights and you did never care abt me, always out of reach, always busy, always work, hey Mr Work; let me see what you gonna get after working and working for your whole life, you...
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Declared by ZeZez on Monday, October 8, 2007
For being overly insensitive and not knowing when it's just a JOKE
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007
You inability to play the games I recommend. Remember KOTOR? You waited months before playing it...
Now Portal, an incredibly cool game is out and, again, you delay.
Now I'm putting a Jihad on your ass. I hope you're happy.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Why shouldn't this guy get a Jihad on him? I mean, really... Why not?
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Declared by Teh Master on Monday, October 22, 2007