Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis is only to let you know that when you shot an innocent human being whom you do not know but only because a fucken bastard told you to do it your are an animal who is working in the American troops in Iraq who does not deserve to live anymore..but after you know that your stupid president is an...
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Declared by A human being has a mind on Sunday, September 21, 2008
I'm so dumb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
assignment, assignments.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
are gay
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Declared by Gay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
OMG! Don't fucking marry Pooca you insolent queer. I bet you're gay! ARGH! why are you engaged? You don't want to be! GGRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for no reason other than the fact that I am in a bad mood today.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Please come back with new episodes! I miss my car-i'll-never-be-able-to-afford-fix!
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Declared by CarFan on Sunday, September 13, 2009
I am starting to see just how fake some people can be!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2011
FUCKING DICKHEADS THE LOT OF THEM
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Declared by ROSS on Monday, December 19, 2011
All the fuckwit motorists who have reaction times measurable in minutes and a five degree field of view while driving. Manslaughter is still a long jail time you fucking retards, so get some fucking situational awareness.
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Declared by every competent driver and cyclist on Monday, October 8, 2007
Pisnami ot glupostite mu
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Declared by ABC on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm not interested in your calls. I do not pay monthly fees so you will feel free to call me and screw my mind with your offers. And please do your homework, and check if I'm married before suggesting that you talk to my wife.
The TV show I was watching when you called is way more important than your...
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Declared by Fuck all telemarketers on Friday, November 2, 2007
JIHAD on you Freaks and Geeks for distracting me from my work. With your awkward boys and cute girls. How am I ever supposed to get anything done.
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Declared by RedBull243 on Saturday, September 12, 2009
You are a pompous ass who is holding this country hostage for your own personal gain and to make a selfish, childish point. May your testicles wither so that no one but you be forced to bear the shame of the violence you seek to do to this country.
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Declared by Heather on Sunday, July 24, 2011
How dare you be home
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Declared by Junrar on Monday, June 25, 2012
God hates fags! homosexuality and transgender operations are crimes against god and should be illegal! why can't those fucking faggots just be straight and have normal genders like normal people! niggers are the inferior race and should serve white males and not complain about it! it has been proven that...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
you gripey old biddies! Hope you get laid before I come back in monday.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 27, 2007
I declare Holy War on Úriel for endlessly spamming me with Facebook App invites, endlessly taking pictures at parties to post on Facebook, and generally starting the Facebook spam regime! Die, infidel!
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Declared by Tonio on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hate the interface, hate the navigation and hate the damn ads... Wost email ever.
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Declared by Fuscienne on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
For your Yanni music all the time, driving the whole floor 'Burghuri'!
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Declared by Doron on Monday, October 29, 2007