Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDamned fucking liar.
A jihad on you for attempting to hide your true right wing tendancies, a jihad on you for conning the public into "moving on" from the rape and pillage of our country that your party was responsible for.
And a jihad on you for your horrible, stage-managed "eco-trainers".
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Declared by Mrs T on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Stop attacking CHURCHES and religious people's rights to worship as they have for centuries! That's why our founding fathers came to this country, you dumb fucks, to worship freely without some dumb fuck to dictate what is right and wrong. You want to know what's right and wrong? Go consult GOD. He'll tell...
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Declared by inyourface on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
I'd rather have a pitch-fork in my eyes while they hang out of their sockets than sit and watch through this shit movie. Not only is the poofter between each "story" a retarded dipshit, but obviously can't afford a 2$ hooker to vent his sexual frustrations. Anyone involved in this movie can go fuck...
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Declared by Yo Momma on Thursday, April 15, 2010
I thought my new boyfriend was a really sweet, nice, polite guy. mhm. well. no. today he starts asking to see me in a swimsuit or a really short skirt. yea i don't think so. i'm not just something to look at. treat me like i'm your world or i'm gone.
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Declared by Pissed Off. on Tuesday, June 1, 2010
IMMA KILL YOU WITH SCHOOL MATERIAL !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
this is hard
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I hate you!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm so sick of searching for a job. Damn this economy, and fuck the employers who turn you down in sugar-coated, patronizing ways. If you found someone who is more qualified, then say so. Don't call me inexperienced in my line of work, it's insulting.
Also, fuck lazy people who overreact to friendly...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 26, 2010
Fucking whiny asshole
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 29, 2012
This is 2009. We shouldn't need to be reading about an old ideology and listening to it in order to conduct our lives. We shouldn't be believing in imaginary people in the sky who created everything when we're figuring out what actually happened through science. Throw away your religions and join the...
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Declared by Proud Atheist on Thursday, August 6, 2009
You know what, I'm so sick of this sh*t. They think its okay to hate on men because of what they heard from others.
They excuse themselves by bringing up bullsh*t from past like "oh, men have oppressed women for centuries", "men have kept women from voting" "men think they are better than women".
YA,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
"indexing" freezes my computer.
poor support for c++.
shark is gone.
documentation poor.
"schemes"... nice idea! oh, wait. really, really BAD idea!
Great UI progress.. everything else SUCKS!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Why Do You Paint By Number? You Bastard and Pevert! I asw a Booger on One of Your Paintings!!!!
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Declared by Forlorn Cougar You Won't Bang. on Saturday, February 23, 2013
Terrorism must be stopped.
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Declared by Rachel on Monday, March 10, 2008
Striped tables are visual junk. They steal from emphasis that you could provide with shaded rows. Striped rows suggest something special about them, but they aren't special. Prisoners wear stripes so you see them. Why do you want to put your table in prison with the other ugly striped tables? Set it free:...
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Declared by ben on Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Jihad on you !!! You loudmouthed pig suffering from the mental delusion that you are good at everything !! you suffer from verbal diarrhea and dont respect others privacy....because of you i had to spill out all the beans and now risk being jinxed....you are bitch ! you are an idiot ! you are a boastful loud...
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Declared by employee on Thursday, May 3, 2012
Thanks, you big fat animal. Thanks for hunting and killing a rabbit. Thank you for proceeding to bring it up onto the deck, later to destroy, and spread the joy around for Derek and I to pick it up.
I hate you, my dog.
I now have a homemade rabbit foot.
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Declared by Kristin on Sunday, September 16, 2007
George W. Bush is an ignorant piece of fascist crap!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Dali on Sunday, November 4, 2007
Fuck Illinois politicians! Corrupt! Durbin is a communist (as defined by communists) and has enough idiots in Illiois who voted for him! I cannot figure out who is the biggest of the assholes. Dick or all the dicks who voted for him!
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Declared by Joe on Saturday, August 8, 2009
Your pack of shrewd yet sadistic trolls inspires torpidity-inducing rage on an order that I have never experienced before. I am canceling my plans for the weekend and launching an online campaign to dismantle your evil empire one disgruntled serf at a time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 4, 2011