Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis is 2009. We shouldn't need to be reading about an old ideology and listening to it in order to conduct our lives. We shouldn't be believing in imaginary people in the sky who created everything when we're figuring out what actually happened through science. Throw away your religions and join the...
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Declared by Proud Atheist on Thursday, August 6, 2009
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU for saying I can't do something because of the color of my skin, FUCK YOU for telling me what I should or shouldn't do, FUCK YOU for telling what is politically correct and saying it applies to me when NO BOUNDARIES WILL STOP ME FROM ACCOMPLISHING MY DREAMS!!!!!!
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Declared by Cat on Sunday, July 4, 2010
We were really good friends and I wanted to take it further and you broke my heart and laughed in my face in front of your friends. No, we can't still be friends, asshole. You're ugly as shit, on the outside and, as it turns out, on the inside, too, so good luck finding someone else who's interested. You...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP. INCONSIDERATE, HEARTLESS AND JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU MAKE OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. FUCK OFF FOR LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 9, 2014
food at hillel
dp for vp
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Declared by ilana on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
George W. Bush is an ignorant piece of fascist crap!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Dali on Sunday, November 4, 2007
IMMA KILL YOU WITH SCHOOL MATERIAL !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Fuck Illinois politicians! Corrupt! Durbin is a communist (as defined by communists) and has enough idiots in Illiois who voted for him! I cannot figure out who is the biggest of the assholes. Dick or all the dicks who voted for him!
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Declared by Joe on Saturday, August 8, 2009
i declare jihad on your lil' yellow frnd!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by bombaza on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
for not spending time w. my lovely luscious lady leah!
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Declared by moo@witty.com on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
DEBBIE is a fucking stupid tosser.
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Declared by ............ on Monday, April 18, 2011
What the fuck! I live right down the street, all of you have my number! You could have asked me! Or you could have not called me in the middle of your little get together! I would have been fine with it! Next time, don't call me in the middle of an event Im clearly not invited to!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Is a stupid dunce.
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Declared by . on Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Fucking fake bitch! Fuck off!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For being so primitive and fascist!!
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Declared by on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm tired of the bullshit! I'm tired of not knowing whose my friend and whose my enemy! Im sick and tired of wondering whether someone is fucking with me or being serious! Im fucking tired of being laughed at behind my back! Im justabout up to my mouth in this fucking bullshit! The only reason I even go to...
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Declared by Jeramie Konduri on Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Stop attacking CHURCHES and religious people's rights to worship as they have for centuries! That's why our founding fathers came to this country, you dumb fucks, to worship freely without some dumb fuck to dictate what is right and wrong. You want to know what's right and wrong? Go consult GOD. He'll tell...
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Declared by inyourface on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Why do all hipsters like Adele? They're overexposing it to the point where it's becoming annoying.
"Oh, it's sooooooooo deeeep!"
"Omg, it's so sad!"
Seriously? I know a lot of hipsters and they listen to it like pretentious little dweebs.
Hipster: "Oh, I used to like Adele,"
Like what......
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Declared by Rolling in the deep shit on Friday, June 10, 2011
When someone's hard drive dies and they lose 500GB of data, the last thing they want to hear is you telling them "well, now you know the importance of backup".
Yes. Now we know the importance of backup. We also know that you are an insufferable douchebag, you cunt.
Shut. The fuck. Up.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 21, 2011
I was parked there first. If you didn't want to be "forced to crawl out of the passenger's side" of your car, maybe you shouldn't have parked next to my "crooked ass".
And by the way, I was within the white lines by at least six inches on both sides, so apparently you're the one who needs to "learn to...
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Declared by E-man on Tuesday, September 18, 2007