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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoPlease come back with new episodes! I miss my car-i'll-never-be-able-to-afford-fix!
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Declared by CarFan on Sunday, September 13, 2009
Fucking fake bitch! Fuck off!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for no reason other than the fact that I am in a bad mood today.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU, YOU WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PIECE OF SHIT!
I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRAIN THREE TIMES IN A ROW YOU UN-AMERICAN PIECE OF SHIT!
NOT ALL OF THE TROOPS ARE SOCIOPATHS! I DARE YOU TO SAY WHAT YOU SIAD TO THE FACE OF ONE OF THE TROOPS! GO AHEAD BIG MAN, YOU'RE SO OTUGH AIN'T YA?
YEAH I...
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Declared by mEAN on Saturday, August 11, 2012
Jihad on you, Erik Taylor for all the lies you tell. The majority of what comes out of your mouth is a lie.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 18, 2010
ummmmm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
WIND UP THE SYSTEM OF PRIESTS NUNS and mullahs
US gene pioneer Craig Venter created the first artificial life , saturday 6-10-2007
Some 3.6 billion years ago. a tiny living cell emerged from the dust of the Earth. It replicated itself, and its progeny replicated themselves, and so on, with genetic...
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Declared by n.krishna on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm tired of the bullshit! I'm tired of not knowing whose my friend and whose my enemy! Im sick and tired of wondering whether someone is fucking with me or being serious! Im fucking tired of being laughed at behind my back! Im justabout up to my mouth in this fucking bullshit! The only reason I even go to...
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Declared by Jeramie Konduri on Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Psalm 35:26 NIV
May all who gloat over my distress be put to shame and confusion; may all who exalt themselves over me be clothed with shame and disgrace.
Galatians 5:10 NIV
I am confident in the Lord that you will take no other view. The one who is throwing you into confusion will pay the penalty,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
You are the biggest whore ever, and everyone knows it but you. You would literally have sex with anyone, even my friends, just because you feel like it, without any regard for my feelings. You use people for alcohol and sex. Honestly, you are nowhere near as pretty as you think you are and will never achieve...
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Declared by Ray on Friday, March 25, 2011
I'm so dumb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Why do all hipsters like Adele? They're overexposing it to the point where it's becoming annoying.
"Oh, it's sooooooooo deeeep!"
"Omg, it's so sad!"
Seriously? I know a lot of hipsters and they listen to it like pretentious little dweebs.
Hipster: "Oh, I used to like Adele,"
Like what......
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Declared by Rolling in the deep shit on Friday, June 10, 2011
I found out that you have finally shown your true colors, and all that admiration you gave me back in school were nothing but pretense. Just remember that I have been true to you all those years, I never flirt with anyone, never took up vices, all because that I love you and would go the distance for you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 5, 2014
The New World Order is decadent!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 4, 2007
IF we are supposed to be so "enlightened" and "politically conscious that we are only suppose to judge on content of character and not color of skin, why the HELL is it a media/institutional requirement that everyone make a big deal about Obama? In the first place, he’s only HALF black and in the second...
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Declared by Mabuse on Monday, December 8, 2008
Jihad on you bitch! I'm sick of waiting for you to take me back, while you're really just leading me on! I'm not fucking stupid. First you say you don't want me, then you say you don't know, then we pretty much FUCK in a parking lot, and then you say you hate everything about me....and THEN you say you want...
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Declared by fuckthis on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Hey Bitch. Who da new man in yo life. Ya goning to fuck him up like you fucked me up! You slimey Ho Bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
I put my neck out for you, give something back when I need it. I usually don't ask for what I receive.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
WOLVES SENT
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Declared by The Brolic One on Thursday, November 13, 2008
Watch your back, High school is going to end and what will you have left? How we all wished the stars would align for you...
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Declared by -A- on Wednesday, November 9, 2011