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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoi declare jihad on your lil' yellow frnd!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by bombaza on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
gives us too much work to do over half term and it's actually pissing me off.
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Declared by gracieeeee on Thursday, October 25, 2007
THIS IS JIHAD! We want a re-count!
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Declared by TeamboxEmmelie on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
You are a pompous ass who is holding this country hostage for your own personal gain and to make a selfish, childish point. May your testicles wither so that no one but you be forced to bear the shame of the violence you seek to do to this country.
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Declared by Heather on Sunday, July 24, 2011
FOR MAKING US NOT ABLE TO SEE HARRY POTTER! JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Nana Emi Castle on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Almost 95% of the time when I try to submit a comment on this site, it takes me two or three attempts to get it to submit. What the fuck is up with this?
I like this website, but Jesus Christ, could you please stop using your Commodore 64 to process comments. It's pissing me off.
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Declared by EagleYS on Tuesday, March 2, 2010
I'd rather have a pitch-fork in my eyes while they hang out of their sockets than sit and watch through this shit movie. Not only is the poofter between each "story" a retarded dipshit, but obviously can't afford a 2$ hooker to vent his sexual frustrations. Anyone involved in this movie can go fuck...
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Declared by Yo Momma on Thursday, April 15, 2010
I think my female friend is not happy with my male friend contacting me first about an event. Somehow I think she likes him. I dont like him that way. He's a friend. I dont mind if they end up together.
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Declared by erterte on Sunday, July 10, 2011
Did u get this
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 5, 2017
What is your problem dude? You had the opportunity to hang with an amazing guy, and you blew it by deciding to get fucked up drunk with your friends!
I hope your friends will keep you company in rehab...and I hope that you eventually figure out that you're nowhere near as good looking as you think you are.
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Declared by Marc on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jaidin? wth he doesn't even like you so get over him, he and Ikanau are perfect
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Declared by BITCH#1 on Saturday, July 14, 2012
The Papyrus typeface. it's just awful.
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Declared by James on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why do we have to work when there are DAMN blazing fires right near here and the office is practically filled with smoke!!
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Declared by Alfred on Thursday, October 25, 2007
I declare Jihad on all pickpockets and thieves especially SM Makati Ayala Center Makati
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Declared by pissedoff! on Thursday, September 25, 2008
ANYONE WITH A BEARD
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Declared by XXX on Friday, December 16, 2011
WORK = NO
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Declared by Bodge on Monday, October 8, 2007
for not spending time w. my lovely luscious lady leah!
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Declared by moo@witty.com on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
You motherfucking cunt. You think you're the boss? No. We're all in this fucking thing together. If you didn't fucking notice, I left the group. Good luck fixing your mistake this time you fucking asshole
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Declared by ~You fucking know who. on Thursday, June 28, 2012
I declare Jihad on GM for stupid formatting, diagrams, incorrect information and sheep sheering! DERKA DERKA DERKA
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 28, 2008
You have spent too many years yelling at kids in the neighborhood for "being too loud." Get some freaking ear plugs and leave the kids alone!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 3, 2010