Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare Jihad on Kate for not keeping in touch with me lately.
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Declared by Rachel on Friday, October 12, 2007
I declare Jihad on you for kicking me in the stomach you bitch.
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Declared by hairy nuts on Monday, October 29, 2007
You have spent too many years yelling at kids in the neighborhood for "being too loud." Get some freaking ear plugs and leave the kids alone!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 3, 2010
I'm BACK BITCHES!
This gonna be shorter than the other one.
what's better than a group of people as weird and as obesessed as you for someone famous? It's amazing because you say things you can do in public because apparently you are mad sick to your mind for liking someone that much.
But...
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Declared by WTFGirl on Monday, December 30, 2013
Why do we have to work when there are DAMN blazing fires right near here and the office is practically filled with smoke!!
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Declared by Alfred on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Fucking whiny asshole
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 29, 2012
I declare jihad on Snoop for jacking up the English language. Fo shizzle my nizzles.
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Declared by Tony on Sunday, October 7, 2007
naser hejazi
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Declared by mojtaba jabari on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Penis in
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 30, 2010
DEBBIE is a fucking stupid tosser.
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Declared by ............ on Monday, April 18, 2011
Jihad on you, Erik Taylor for all the lies you tell. The majority of what comes out of your mouth is a lie.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 18, 2010
When someone's hard drive dies and they lose 500GB of data, the last thing they want to hear is you telling them "well, now you know the importance of backup".
Yes. Now we know the importance of backup. We also know that you are an insufferable douchebag, you cunt.
Shut. The fuck. Up.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 21, 2011
Your pack of shrewd yet sadistic trolls inspires torpidity-inducing rage on an order that I have never experienced before. I am canceling my plans for the weekend and launching an online campaign to dismantle your evil empire one disgruntled serf at a time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 4, 2011
you stupid bitch. you're such a lying hypocrite you believe your own incredibly inane bullshit. congratulations. you're 40, guys won't come near you with a 10 foot pole, you have one friend, and most people just think you're sad. PEOPLE PITY YOU! so stop fucking judging everyone, get a grip and LIVE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
YOUR SO MEAN. I can't believe u did that 2 skolah. She woz ur fwen. Ur only fwen. its so sad, u just ruined ur own name.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Haha, Jihad on You!
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Declared by Rich517 on Tuesday, May 20, 2008
I love him & idgaf if you think hes a jerk, stupid, a loser, or any of ur nonsense crap! i told you how i felt about him, and u friggin LAUGHED IN MY FACE about it. thank go in a few months i'll never see you fake, annoying beotches again! ...too bad i wont see *him* either. go girls, go sit in a hole 'till...
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Declared by Hurt on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
THIS IS JIHAD! We want a re-count!
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Declared by TeamboxEmmelie on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
WOLVES SENT
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Declared by The Brolic One on Thursday, November 13, 2008
Stupid looking little cars that sneak up on you and try to silently run you over...
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Declared by Mark G on Monday, October 8, 2007