Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy grandmother wasn't even buried yet and you started circling her home and assets, telling my mother to get a lawyer because you definitely want your half. You didn't even go to her funeral or the burial. You made sure to show up early before the rest of the family. You and your friends were laughing and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 13, 2013
Dear next door neighbours,
See that 8 year old running around in the parking lot, refusing to move when cars are coming, playing soccer with his friends in the street (cause, well, You're only really good at soccer, construction and napping), and being a general little pissant. Oh, you do! Does eh look...
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Declared by Allison on Friday, September 21, 2007
IF we are supposed to be so "enlightened" and "politically conscious that we are only suppose to judge on content of character and not color of skin, why the HELL is it a media/institutional requirement that everyone make a big deal about Obama? In the first place, he’s only HALF black and in the second...
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Declared by Mabuse on Monday, December 8, 2008
There's no excuse for rude, verbally abusive behavior from retail sales staff. Yesterday morning, June 27, 2017, I stopped by Crossroads Trading Co. in Studio City, California (a community in Los Angeles) in order to sell them two pairs of shoes that were in good condition, and I was treated horribly. The...
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Declared by insulted customer on Wednesday, June 28, 2017
WORK = NO
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Declared by Bodge on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're corndog-based nastiness has gone too far! I'm declaring Jihad against you and your deepfried beliefs.
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Declared by Capt. Jihad on Monday, October 8, 2007
The New World Order is decadent!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 4, 2007
those teachers especially the italian teacher who doesn't know what to do with us and when he gets angry he start laughing at once telling you he's serious and plays the idiot by givinh you a report. One thing i'll tell which describes him "L'insegnante va all'fuoco"
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 18, 2010
gives us too much work to do over half term and it's actually pissing me off.
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Declared by gracieeeee on Thursday, October 25, 2007
For takin over the world
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 25, 2007
I'm tired of the bullshit! I'm tired of not knowing whose my friend and whose my enemy! Im sick and tired of wondering whether someone is fucking with me or being serious! Im fucking tired of being laughed at behind my back! Im justabout up to my mouth in this fucking bullshit! The only reason I even go to...
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Declared by Jeramie Konduri on Tuesday, April 6, 2010
I call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
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Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007
Stupid looking little cars that sneak up on you and try to silently run you over...
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Declared by Mark G on Monday, October 8, 2007
Striped tables are visual junk. They steal from emphasis that you could provide with shaded rows. Striped rows suggest something special about them, but they aren't special. Prisoners wear stripes so you see them. Why do you want to put your table in prison with the other ugly striped tables? Set it free:...
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Declared by ben on Tuesday, January 13, 2009
You motherfucking cunt. You think you're the boss? No. We're all in this fucking thing together. If you didn't fucking notice, I left the group. Good luck fixing your mistake this time you fucking asshole
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Declared by ~You fucking know who. on Thursday, June 28, 2012
Jihad on you bitch! I'm sick of waiting for you to take me back, while you're really just leading me on! I'm not fucking stupid. First you say you don't want me, then you say you don't know, then we pretty much FUCK in a parking lot, and then you say you hate everything about me....and THEN you say you want...
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Declared by fuckthis on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
I hate the fact my horrible mother seldom sleeps. It's now about 5 minutes before 6:00 a.m. on Thursday, and my hideous mom has been awake since 10:00 a.m. on Tuesday. During this whole time, she's been pacing, reading a book, dragging a chair against the tile floor, and constantly flushing the toilet and...
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Declared by anon on Thursday, June 4, 2015
that the french lick the balls of the english and pay for their un all black ness
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Declared by kiterpilot on Monday, October 8, 2007
WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH?!?
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Declared by Ashley on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Fucking go back in time and don't have me, you fucking useless parents. Don't fucking cry you bitch, you mollusc, you fucking shit eating cunt.
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Declared by Don't fucking ask for my name on Sunday, April 21, 2013