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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThere's no excuse for rude, verbally abusive behavior from retail sales staff. Yesterday morning, June 27, 2017, I stopped by Crossroads Trading Co. in Studio City, California (a community in Los Angeles) in order to sell them two pairs of shoes that were in good condition, and I was treated horribly. The...
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Declared by insulted customer on Wednesday, June 28, 2017
I fucking hate Monday!
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Declared by Rebecca Black on Friday, April 15, 2011
For lying about being a Geologist.
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Declared by Chris on Sunday, May 22, 2011
THIS IS JIHAD! We want a re-count!
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Declared by TeamboxEmmelie on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
My grandmother wasn't even buried yet and you started circling her home and assets, telling my mother to get a lawyer because you definitely want your half. You didn't even go to her funeral or the burial. You made sure to show up early before the rest of the family. You and your friends were laughing and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 13, 2013
For being overly insensitive and not knowing when it's just a JOKE
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007
WORK = NO
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Declared by Bodge on Monday, October 8, 2007
May you trip down a flight of stairs, a VERY long flight of stairs, into a tub of glass shards (face first) and you bleed out until you're dead Dead DEAD!
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Declared by You know Who I am on Monday, June 16, 2008
there is no one i hate more than this fucking girl. you figure that when you are positive that this one person is pure evil, then you would stay away. but no. somehow i became good friends with this cunt sent straight for hell and she continuously is a raging bitch. there is not a thing she loves more than a...
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Declared by female in bitch mode on Sunday, March 23, 2014
You're corndog-based nastiness has gone too far! I'm declaring Jihad against you and your deepfried beliefs.
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Declared by Capt. Jihad on Monday, October 8, 2007
that the french lick the balls of the english and pay for their un all black ness
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Declared by kiterpilot on Monday, October 8, 2007
gives us too much work to do over half term and it's actually pissing me off.
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Declared by gracieeeee on Thursday, October 25, 2007
The New World Order is decadent!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 4, 2007
I mother fucking Jihad your saggy ass, Stupid. My friends know where you live.
All bets are off, fuckwad.
There will be pain & it will leave a mark Dipshit fag
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 6, 2009
For takin over the world
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 25, 2007
food at hillel
dp for vp
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Declared by ilana on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
You motherfucking cunt. You think you're the boss? No. We're all in this fucking thing together. If you didn't fucking notice, I left the group. Good luck fixing your mistake this time you fucking asshole
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Declared by ~You fucking know who. on Thursday, June 28, 2012
I call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
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Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007
I'm tired of the bullshit! I'm tired of not knowing whose my friend and whose my enemy! Im sick and tired of wondering whether someone is fucking with me or being serious! Im fucking tired of being laughed at behind my back! Im justabout up to my mouth in this fucking bullshit! The only reason I even go to...
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Declared by Jeramie Konduri on Tuesday, April 6, 2010
those teachers especially the italian teacher who doesn't know what to do with us and when he gets angry he start laughing at once telling you he's serious and plays the idiot by givinh you a report. One thing i'll tell which describes him "L'insegnante va all'fuoco"
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 18, 2010