Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou are so crappy you never have the things that i need and you charge me way too much for your stupid merchandise. Jihad on you Foo!
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Declared by Student on Thursday, November 29, 2007
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
What the fuck! I live right down the street, all of you have my number! You could have asked me! Or you could have not called me in the middle of your little get together! I would have been fine with it! Next time, don't call me in the middle of an event Im clearly not invited to!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Dear next door neighbours,
See that 8 year old running around in the parking lot, refusing to move when cars are coming, playing soccer with his friends in the street (cause, well, You're only really good at soccer, construction and napping), and being a general little pissant. Oh, you do! Does eh look...
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Declared by Allison on Friday, September 21, 2007
Allah commands me to declare jihad upon you, Mike Nichols! May the fatwa be issued asap by influential mullahs all over the world!!! Your insistance upon disappearing is frowned upon by everyone. May "Jimmy Blue Eyes" give you an acid bath if you are ever found!!!
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Declared by Dumb E. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Pete will know that when I say come to Gafield Place, he will do so. Now he must face my foot up his ass.
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Declared by DORA THA DESTROYA on Monday, October 29, 2007
For calling me during Judge Judy to win my affection.
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Declared by One any only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
Dangit! I like having good ideas but I hate having to actually DO something to make it work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
I. HATE. YOU. When I married you, you were what I thought I deserved at the time. You are a rude, selfish, control freak and you hate EVERYONE. Only artists can get away with such behavior. You, my cellmate, are no such thing. I work, take care of our home, our child, and I take classes so I can get a better...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, August 15, 2010
For being so primitive and fascist!!
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Declared by on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you and your srtaight-off-of-meangirls personality. Stop trying to be like fucking Regina George. May your push up tits deflate and your rachet weave burn in hell forever.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Trying to force me to love you after you turned my life into a living hell isn't going to work. Neither is telling me that I'm not really angry at you and that you know how I feel more than I do. Also, lying to me the first time you see me in months after I've told you you need to work if you want me to...
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Declared by Oh sorry I forgot I'm just a dumb bitch on Sunday, July 29, 2012
I hereby declare a motherfuckin Jihad on that bloody cursed piece of shit, where I gotta go and waste my bloody time!!!!!!!!! Down you'll go when I'm done!!!!! I'm gonna flatten you piece of shit!!! and all of you cocksucking lecturers!!!!!! WAAAAAHHAHAHA
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Declared by Pissed Student on Thursday, January 14, 2010
stop pretending to be someone your not. No women. Your getting in something that is going to end bad. For you the blabbermouth If you tell someone else the things I have said there is going to be a big ass problem. You got it, if you don't you will eventually. This is mild you already know that.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 18, 2011
Regional Discrimination is just Bullshit!. Just release anything anywhere in the world at the SAME TIME. Why I get stuff while others dont? and why others get stuff while I CANNOT GET. Movies / Games / Items. Why must people enter some sites while I CANNOT because am not in the same region? Why cant we all...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 28, 2011
I declare Jihad on you, and other linux anti-globalisation communists!
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Declared by Abu Ibn on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
You have pushed my people around to much. perpare for jihad your american christain infidel. PRAISEEEE ALLAH. many americans call us terriorist but we are not. we are FREEDOM FIGHTERS. now i must destroy you and your family death to all those who apose. PRAISE ALLAH. Cos'umik
Declared by AJ the hammer
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Declared by AJ the hammer on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
For takin over the world
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Fuck Illinois politicians! Corrupt! Durbin is a communist (as defined by communists) and has enough idiots in Illiois who voted for him! I cannot figure out who is the biggest of the assholes. Dick or all the dicks who voted for him!
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Declared by Joe on Saturday, August 8, 2009
You lousy, pathetic hole in the ground - may you burn slowly and be frozen at -100 degrees simultaneously. That's for sitting and making those remarks about me at the tram.
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Declared by S on Wednesday, June 3, 2009