Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare a Jihad on you! your smelly gornch is really messing up my equilibrium. Please clean yourself on a daily basis
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Declared by Mr. Fister on Monday, October 8, 2007
These bastards refuse to give me cheap, unlimited, stable Broadband. I refuse to pay so much for an unlimited connection. Give me cheap fast BB, you freaks.
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Declared by Pissed User on Sunday, December 23, 2007
I declare Jihad on you for kicking me in the stomach you bitch.
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Declared by hairy nuts on Monday, October 29, 2007
your mind is thinking wrong.
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Declared by aLJar3d on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
I declare jihad on Snoop for jacking up the English language. Fo shizzle my nizzles.
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Declared by Tony on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on Pigtale for badmouthing....infact foulmouthing (accompanied by 5 F#$%ing days of unbrushed teeth) the Proph in his blog.
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Declared by Pigtale on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I hereby declare full blown fucking war on each and every one of you. Stop having your immature and bitchy friends leave me rude and annoying text messages and voicemails. Grow the fuck up!! Get the fuck over it! Move the FUCK on or grow the fuck up and handle it.
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Declared by Aiden on Tuesday, July 5, 2011
You are a pompous ass who is holding this country hostage for your own personal gain and to make a selfish, childish point. May your testicles wither so that no one but you be forced to bear the shame of the violence you seek to do to this country.
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Declared by Heather on Sunday, July 24, 2011
why don't u guys just marry each other....
get it over with.. ya punks
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
so maybe theyre right. maybe you are like me. we do tend to want revenge, and we both dont take shit from anyone. we stand up for ourselves. but im getting better at doing it in a less bitchy way, except if im around you. for some reason, you bring out the absolute worst in me and i dont know why. maybe its...
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
So I'm a co-captian for the volleyball team at my school and my bff is the captain. Sad thing is she is a crazy bitch! Whenever we talk to the girls or tell them to do something she thinks they are being disrepectful but they aren't! she seriously has issues!!!!!! I can't take it anymore she is making this...
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Declared by Frustrated on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Did I or did I not tell you that alot of people have followed me onto that website! LOL!
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Declared by werwer on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Being gay
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Stupid looking little cars that sneak up on you and try to silently run you over...
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Declared by Mark G on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare Jihad on Kate for not keeping in touch with me lately.
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Declared by Rachel on Friday, October 12, 2007
ARRRRRR!!!!!
i hate jazz and blues! it's the lowest form of music! people say it's sophisticated but it's just don't! stupid nigger music!
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Declared by marko on Sunday, October 21, 2007
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU for saying I can't do something because of the color of my skin, FUCK YOU for telling me what I should or shouldn't do, FUCK YOU for telling what is politically correct and saying it applies to me when NO BOUNDARIES WILL STOP ME FROM ACCOMPLISHING MY DREAMS!!!!!!
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Declared by Cat on Sunday, July 4, 2010
We developers are declaring Jihad on you for smacking one of our number with the door.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
Why do we have to work when there are DAMN blazing fires right near here and the office is practically filled with smoke!!
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Declared by Alfred on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Damned fucking liar.
A jihad on you for attempting to hide your true right wing tendancies, a jihad on you for conning the public into "moving on" from the rape and pillage of our country that your party was responsible for.
And a jihad on you for your horrible, stage-managed "eco-trainers".
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Declared by Mrs T on Tuesday, November 13, 2007