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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou mofos took all this TARP money and spent it on your own bonuses and lavish offices. Where is the liquidity in the market? The US government should go after you crooks and seize all your assets. And if you don't like it, flee the country and don't ever come back.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 23, 2009
Dangit! I like having good ideas but I hate having to actually DO something to make it work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Kudos to you BITCH for dating my ex now! Good luck trying to give better head than I do!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 20, 2012
I swear to god if he keeps yelling swerve or swag or swagfag near me again im going to fucking rip his spine out thru his asshole and fucking beat him to death with it
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Declared by Khalifa Bin Afzal Al Jiradh on Thursday, April 18, 2013
You, the guy who is supposed to be our advocate in the face of an unreasonable and inflexible sponsor. Fuck you.
We follow your advice, the sponsor gets pissed, and you don't say a god damn word about it, you just sit there all smug and amused while we take an ass chewing. Now I am informed of a bullshit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 15, 2013
For emailing your ex girlfriend, going to a bar every Sunday for a month without telling me, keeping a random hook-up's number in a cell phone you got after we started dating and constantly not telling me or straight out lying about a certain smoking recreation that you have.
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Declared by a on Thursday, February 7, 2008
Aroogant wanker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 8, 2011
Do you realise I don't like you?
Do you not realise I don't want to listen to your over-the-top loud voice?
Do you not understand that when I sit here, and pretend I'm listening to music soo loud that I can't hear you, it means "GO AWAY!".
The fact you want cheats, and you want cheats for a certain...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits for delivering this devil called IPOD SHUFFLE to me in such a deteriorated state that it was possessed by all manner of devils and spells. I had to spend two hours updating software and running reset utilities in order to finally get this beast to work....
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Jihad on Jen, for betraying the way of Nature for a few dollars more…
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Declared by Daniel on Thursday, December 31, 2009
Jihad on you, Erik Taylor for all the lies you tell. The majority of what comes out of your mouth is a lie.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 18, 2010
I. HATE. YOU. When I married you, you were what I thought I deserved at the time. You are a rude, selfish, control freak and you hate EVERYONE. Only artists can get away with such behavior. You, my cellmate, are no such thing. I work, take care of our home, our child, and I take classes so I can get a better...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, August 15, 2010
You want to call me a bitch, I dont care if your we were drunk motherfucker. The psychological jihad has started and your ass is cut off from my circle bitch. Im no longer your cousin freddy kruger looking faggot. I hope you turn homo when you go to state jail.
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Declared by Your 2nd Cousin on Saturday, February 18, 2012
How the fuck did DMB end up in my iTunes?
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Declared by Unk on Monday, September 10, 2007
I declare jihad on Snoop for jacking up the English language. Fo shizzle my nizzles.
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Declared by Tony on Sunday, October 7, 2007
The Papyrus typeface. it's just awful.
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Declared by James on Monday, October 8, 2007
We developers are declaring Jihad on you for smacking one of our number with the door.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
Why do we have to work when there are DAMN blazing fires right near here and the office is practically filled with smoke!!
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Declared by Alfred on Thursday, October 25, 2007
so maybe theyre right. maybe you are like me. we do tend to want revenge, and we both dont take shit from anyone. we stand up for ourselves. but im getting better at doing it in a less bitchy way, except if im around you. for some reason, you bring out the absolute worst in me and i dont know why. maybe its...
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
I fucking hate Monday!
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Declared by Rebecca Black on Friday, April 15, 2011