Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI put myself out there and you shut me down.
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Declared by Tuks on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare Jihad on Kate for not keeping in touch with me lately.
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Declared by Rachel on Friday, October 12, 2007
I declare Jihad on you for kicking me in the stomach you bitch.
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Declared by hairy nuts on Monday, October 29, 2007
They are not as good as McDonalds
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Declared by Dhoren on Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 10, 2012
Fucking whiny asshole
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 29, 2012
How dare you be home
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Declared by Junrar on Monday, June 25, 2012
I'm BACK BITCHES!
This gonna be shorter than the other one.
what's better than a group of people as weird and as obesessed as you for someone famous? It's amazing because you say things you can do in public because apparently you are mad sick to your mind for liking someone that much.
But...
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Declared by WTFGirl on Monday, December 30, 2013
Dear next door neighbours,
See that 8 year old running around in the parking lot, refusing to move when cars are coming, playing soccer with his friends in the street (cause, well, You're only really good at soccer, construction and napping), and being a general little pissant. Oh, you do! Does eh look...
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Declared by Allison on Friday, September 21, 2007
You inability to play the games I recommend. Remember KOTOR? You waited months before playing it...
Now Portal, an incredibly cool game is out and, again, you delay.
Now I'm putting a Jihad on your ass. I hope you're happy.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
you are a fucking douche
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Declared by pretty on Wednesday, May 25, 2011
YOU WORTHLESS, INBRED, DUMBASS, ANNOYING TRUCK DRIVING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU HAVE RUINED SO MUCH OF MY LIFE IT'S NOT EVEN A CLICHE TO SAY IT! I'M A GLAD YOU WENT TO JAIL AND SURE I MAY HAVE FORGIVEN YOU BU TYOU ARE STILL A WORTHLESS ASSHOLE! I HAVE LEARNING AND BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU! I FUCKING HATE...
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Declared by PissedOff@Dad on Monday, May 7, 2012
I am starting to see just how fake some people can be!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2011
I declare jihad on Snoop for jacking up the English language. Fo shizzle my nizzles.
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Declared by Tony on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Men who don't want to date me. The ones that just want to hit and quit.
'you" make me feel inadequate and like I will never find love. I'm amazing, and it is shitty no one I'm interested in is willing to find that out
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 23, 2013
I tried too change you for more than one year, I did everything for you, I did anything you wanted me to do, I forgot my simple rights and you did never care abt me, always out of reach, always busy, always work, hey Mr Work; let me see what you gonna get after working and working for your whole life, you...
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Declared by ZeZez on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have spent too many years yelling at kids in the neighborhood for "being too loud." Get some freaking ear plugs and leave the kids alone!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 3, 2010
Jihad on you! I am sick of your little kid ways. I know you Fu*king that hoodrat! You fu*king been lying to me all along! Bull*hit! You don't care so now I don't care! How you like being number 2 hood rat you will never be number 1 matter of fact your not even number 2 your not even second choice. NEVER!...
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Declared by That bitch you love to hate on on Sunday, July 10, 2011
You have defied me for the last time . AHHHHHHHH
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Declared by harley on Wednesday, July 30, 2008
YOUR SO MEAN. I can't believe u did that 2 skolah. She woz ur fwen. Ur only fwen. its so sad, u just ruined ur own name.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 21, 2012