Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoOf course, I love you. But do you know how many times I've wanted to look you straight in the eyes and say "If you don't listen to me I'm going to burn this house down"?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Must you prolificate zeitgeists? Fueling the propoganda machine in the opposing direction is what yur doing! Stoppit now!
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Declared by Weyserhymen on Monday, October 8, 2007
WORK = NO
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Declared by Bodge on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare Jihad on Kate for not keeping in touch with me lately.
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Declared by Rachel on Friday, October 12, 2007
I'm BACK BITCHES!
This gonna be shorter than the other one.
what's better than a group of people as weird and as obesessed as you for someone famous? It's amazing because you say things you can do in public because apparently you are mad sick to your mind for liking someone that much.
But...
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Declared by WTFGirl on Monday, December 30, 2013
I'm waging Jihad against you because you are an INFIDEL!!!
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Declared by Ibrahim abu Noa on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Why shouldn't this guy get a Jihad on him? I mean, really... Why not?
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Declared by Teh Master on Monday, October 22, 2007
Quit making videos of me on YouTube with false information! No I do not own 99% of accounts on the web. I do NOT fuck Kangaroos. Also stop whining about Australia. If you don't like it get the hell out!
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Declared by Fuck Off on Saturday, September 27, 2008
Fucking whiny asshole
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 29, 2012
Golf? GOLF!? What kindda sport is that, mann?! I mean.. is it actually a sport?
It CANT be.. It cant be considered a sport when i takes longer time doing exercises to warm up for the game, than actually playing the (sport) golf itself?
Really people.. Yeah you people that play golf! Seriously.. fair...
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Declared by I LIKE SLEEP on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Be a good Christian and think about feeding the homeless, teaching the uneducated, and cleaning up our planet. Keep your hypocritical bullshit out of my bedroom, out of my uterus, out of the govenment and out of my house. The only thing destroying marriage as an institution is your constant cheating and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
I mother fucking Jihad your saggy ass, Stupid. My friends know where you live.
All bets are off, fuckwad.
There will be pain & it will leave a mark Dipshit fag
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 6, 2009
there is no one i hate more than this fucking girl. you figure that when you are positive that this one person is pure evil, then you would stay away. but no. somehow i became good friends with this cunt sent straight for hell and she continuously is a raging bitch. there is not a thing she loves more than a...
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Declared by female in bitch mode on Sunday, March 23, 2014
I fucking hate Monday!
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Declared by Rebecca Black on Friday, April 15, 2011
Hey Douche Bag. Wanna play games with me? Check for an I.E.D. under your bed, your car, even your mailbox shit head.
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
your voice recognition sucks. in an embarrassing manner. you sent complete nonsence to all my friends. they mocked me for it. i'm never using your service again.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For general pisstaking - saying we're going the machine, then taking a further 4 hours to go round the office asking everyone what they want
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
We've toyed with the indfidels long enough...let there arrogant swagger do them in. We've sent the locusts once against the Yankees...May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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Declared by Red Sox Nation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
When someone's hard drive dies and they lose 500GB of data, the last thing they want to hear is you telling them "well, now you know the importance of backup".
Yes. Now we know the importance of backup. We also know that you are an insufferable douchebag, you cunt.
Shut. The fuck. Up.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 21, 2011
Flee the hence from my life or I'll call you on your bullshit.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007