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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
naser hejazi
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Declared by mojtaba jabari on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
you should have died you fucking whore.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Jihad on you, you insufferable wannabe. I hate your repulsive knitwearing guts with a passion more passionate than the passion with which the positive pole of a magnet hates the negative pole of another magnet. I despise your sunset photography and your fake accent and your obnoxious self-presentation, and,...
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Declared by IT's dedicated groupie on Thursday, December 9, 2010
because I can!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
I hope everyone Bull in jail from the lostest scumbag to the biggest badass gang banger rapes you up your perverted sorry old ass for the rest of your life! Karma is a bitch ain't? The punishment fits the crime you pedophile bastard! JIHAD ON YOU, BITCH!
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Declared by PedoKiller on Saturday, August 11, 2012
...who fail to appreciate my awesome self, leading to an utter lack of sex
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Declared by Frustrated Chump on Monday, October 8, 2007
For calling me during Judge Judy to win my affection.
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Declared by One any only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
I'm not interested in your calls. I do not pay monthly fees so you will feel free to call me and screw my mind with your offers. And please do your homework, and check if I'm married before suggesting that you talk to my wife.
The TV show I was watching when you called is way more important than your...
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Declared by Fuck all telemarketers on Friday, November 2, 2007
You suck, dudes. You suck bigtime. Your fucking bloated software crashed my system. Your software is loaded with adware. And finally, I have to pay for this shit. Stick it up your ass, PopCap.
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Declared by unhappy gamer on Sunday, January 13, 2008
We have one child already, yet she still wants more as if one can not make her happy! ICALL A JIHAD ON HER!!! AND HER HEADACHE INDUCING NONSENSE!!!
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Declared by Jed on Sunday, January 3, 2010
You are really good at communicating with computers however you come off as a jack ass to everyone around you. Why can't you give more than a two word answer to a question you didn't bother to listen to? You treat the developers like they are beneath you on your pedestal as you smell like ass and never...
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Declared by Jacin on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
I FUCKING HATE GAY EMOS AND I WISH THEY WERE ALL DEAD.
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Declared by ilya on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Crack Cocaine is a killer! makes people go Mad!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For not participating in my startup!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
I have to handle all these people in the freaking office! They don't think I need any help because I actually get it done, but I need fucking help!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 22, 2008
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007
Messin with my paper!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 24, 2007
You mofos took all this TARP money and spent it on your own bonuses and lavish offices. Where is the liquidity in the market? The US government should go after you crooks and seize all your assets. And if you don't like it, flee the country and don't ever come back.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 23, 2009
I am having a really hard time trying to understand this subject.
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Declared by Clare on Tuesday, May 18, 2010