Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJust stop shitting in your pants already and maybe I'll buy you that goddamn Buzz Lightyear. And if you don't want to take a bath, then I guess you won't go to the park and get so goddamn dirty anymore. To think, in 12 years, you'll be putting a Jihad on me. Well, bucko, when I'm shitting myself in a home,...
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Declared by NotTheMomma on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on you, Erik Taylor for all the lies you tell. The majority of what comes out of your mouth is a lie.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 18, 2010
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
I declare jihad on my friend Max Saatchi for not not returning my call modderfucka!!!
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Declared by Jeff on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hey Douche Bag. Wanna play games with me? Check for an I.E.D. under your bed, your car, even your mailbox shit head.
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
While shaking my bottle of Tazo Organic Iced Tea -- glass broke at the base. Spilling iced tea all over my desk. Glass shards ended up in my keyboard. Damn you!
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Declared by n!ck on Monday, September 10, 2007
...who fail to appreciate my awesome self, leading to an utter lack of sex
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Declared by Frustrated Chump on Monday, October 8, 2007
Aroogant wanker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 8, 2011
I declare Jihad on GM for stupid formatting, diagrams, incorrect information and sheep sheering! DERKA DERKA DERKA
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 28, 2008
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
Quit making videos of me on YouTube with false information! No I do not own 99% of accounts on the web. I do NOT fuck Kangaroos. Also stop whining about Australia. If you don't like it get the hell out!
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Declared by Fuck Off on Saturday, September 27, 2008
to the tall, white man, in his 50's, white hair. bald on top who drives a silver BMW 336I, New York plates: ESL6017:
Congrats on abusing your blind, elderly, sick chocolate lab named Kelly. Of course Kelly the dog caused her blindness & is at fault for being such a burden, Are you out of you fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
Fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 10, 2012
you are SO annoying. your ridiculous comments and know it all attitude make me want to strangle you over and over and over. you also look like a bulldog. please close your mouth, nobody wants to hear your long ridiculous stories about nothing. SHUT UP!
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Declared by Astrid on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I declare a Jihad on you! your smelly gornch is really messing up my equilibrium. Please clean yourself on a daily basis
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Declared by Mr. Fister on Monday, October 8, 2007
I put myself out there and you shut me down.
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Declared by Tuks on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Did you know that DP looks down on people... literally?
Is that the kind of person you want as your next vice president?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 2, 2007
Your poker wins are nothing more than an uncanny run of good luck!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
I declare Jihad on all pickpockets and thieves especially SM Makati Ayala Center Makati
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Declared by pissedoff! on Thursday, September 25, 2008