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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTo all those people who eat loudly and with their mouths open - please please will you stop. It's revolting and I can sometimes see what you're eating let alone the fact that I am deafened by the squelching and slurping, chewing gum like a cow - stop it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
They are not as good as McDonalds
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Declared by Dhoren on Wednesday, April 17, 2013
You're a jerk and you didn't make me bacon this morning!
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Declared by Matt Lynch on Monday, June 25, 2012
I put a jihad on your for your insolence!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Why you gotta play with my emotions? "I like you or I don't like you... Next..."
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Declared by Give me a P on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on you for not assisting on our sales info business meeting this afternoon!
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Declared by The avenger on Monday, October 8, 2007
In the name of Allah the most allmighty, praised be His name and the name of his prophet, I herewith declare Jihad on the number PI. For only He is from eternity to eternity, not some diabolic number. PI, you wait until we get you and we will show you some infinity, wretched number that you are. And...
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Declared by kauder.welsch on Friday, December 21, 2007
Aroogant wanker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 8, 2011
After two years I found out you was the one who stole my PS3. You still lied even though the evidence clearly states you are the one.
My Father Lee,
You was never there for me growing up. Drugs, being a male slut, and taking care of other people especially women were more...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 25, 2010
YOU WORTHLESS, INBRED, DUMBASS, ANNOYING TRUCK DRIVING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU HAVE RUINED SO MUCH OF MY LIFE IT'S NOT EVEN A CLICHE TO SAY IT! I'M A GLAD YOU WENT TO JAIL AND SURE I MAY HAVE FORGIVEN YOU BU TYOU ARE STILL A WORTHLESS ASSHOLE! I HAVE LEARNING AND BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU! I FUCKING HATE...
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Declared by PissedOff@Dad on Monday, May 7, 2012
Men who don't want to date me. The ones that just want to hit and quit.
'you" make me feel inadequate and like I will never find love. I'm amazing, and it is shitty no one I'm interested in is willing to find that out
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 23, 2013
You fecking shit! I can't live without you and I can't live with you. This headache you are causing me when I am out of you, is bloody insane. Damn you!
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Declared by Jeppe on Sunday, October 7, 2007
WHAT THE FUCK is this website about, WHATS THE FUCKING POINT? Its just this little thing where you waste your time expressing your anger, but in reality it just makes you more angry than before. As soon as i heard about this i knew it was just all a piece of horseshit. Here's your holy war Jihad !
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Declared by puckyou on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For wanting bananas all throughout the day. I mean as if your mouth isn't tired from scarfing down all those bananas, but no - you entice it by having it one every hour. And then proceed to tie yourself up. I declare all holy fucking war on your banana loving ass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
allaaahüüekbeeeer
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Declared by kakao on Thursday, October 11, 2007
What the hell this is prom it's suposed to be the greatest funnest group activity yet why do I have to be booted and left to ride to a group event with someone I dnt even like becouse u all are clusterfucks at planning and jess whants to bring extra people wich leaves me without a ride I mean I only droped...
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Declared by Kira on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Omar Qazi on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For eating small children
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I can' believe what some people get away with, yet you do not hold them accountable. You fire and lay off your best people while others call off drunk, steal from you and scream with rage in the workplace!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
One million Jihads to you and your family! KAHSHEEE! Kabul!!!!! Nainanajah!
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Declared by Kabul on Thursday, June 9, 2011