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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhen I was beheaded, my claim was denied.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on my friend Max Saatchi for not not returning my call modderfucka!!!
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Declared by Jeff on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on Australian ISP's. You provide horrid plans with horrid speed. Jihad on you (especially optus) for creating bullshit plans. 20gb for $99 a month? get fucked
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
I jihad on you, Erik! If you weren't already impotent, I'd wish that on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 25, 2009
I declare jihad on you. You've lied to me too many times to count, given me an STD, and hit me. I hate you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 13, 2010
DEBBIE is a fucking stupid tosser.
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Declared by ............ on Monday, April 18, 2011
Because!
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Declared by Vincent on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am having a really hard time trying to understand this subject.
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Declared by Clare on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Hey Asshole. You think you are so fucking smart don't ya? Well guess what dirt bag, you're not shit. Wanna play politics with me? You lost already dick head
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Jihad on the MoFo Officer who blatantly dismissed me as a fraudulent case when the motherfucker did not even know how to read a fucking W2 stub...
I was fine with you have a concern about the papers...i was with you...but that was no way to talk to me standing on my fucking soil!
Jihad on you Indian...
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Declared by DamnYou on Monday, September 24, 2012
Grass is red, roses are green, spreads your cheeks and let me check for those goodies that Jose never got to me. Dickory dock, nuke pearl harbour. Get Stds and Diabetes. Sickliness and depravity for the WIN!
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Declared by A happiness guy. on Monday, December 9, 2013
For crimes against fluid loss!
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Declared by Al Jimbad on Monday, October 8, 2007
so maybe theyre right. maybe you are like me. we do tend to want revenge, and we both dont take shit from anyone. we stand up for ourselves. but im getting better at doing it in a less bitchy way, except if im around you. for some reason, you bring out the absolute worst in me and i dont know why. maybe its...
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
you are a haji
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
EVERYTHING IS HARD
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Ok, I love the taste of a lot of starbucks' shit, but they brag about saving 70,000 trees as a result of using 10% recycled. Okay, I can do math shitheads in the corporate braggery department! That means that for the other 90% that wasn't recycled you killed 630,000 trees. That's bad! I don't care who ya...
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Declared by Wired non-starbucks coffee drinking on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Ascii Art
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Declared by Ayaz on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
are deleted.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 10, 2008
I put a jihad on your for your insolence!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Screw all you drivers who drive really slow while cutting me off when I'm merging into traffic!!
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Declared by Jimbo on Sunday, September 9, 2007