Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you, you murdering banana slammer!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 7, 2011
Why does every single friggen person have a need to gossip about me?
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Declared by people on Sunday, July 17, 2011
You ripped me off.... your website is a threat to our community and all the businesses in it. Now you will suffer the full force of the Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
I hate you
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
I blew it completely, I slept with and fell in love with my secretary. Then she told me that she was shooting heroin. I am an ex heroin junkie who is clean now. I tried to help her to get clean by getting her father involved and now she hates me, the father believes her, and I am still in love with my...
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Declared by Synesthesia on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why the hell do you have to suck so much and make me waste countless hours making things look right. Also declare war on all IE users..please live in the 21st century and get a better browser!
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Declared by Bman on Sunday, November 11, 2007
How dare they have large asses and stumichs and weigh a lot
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
You suck, dudes. You suck bigtime. Your fucking bloated software crashed my system. Your software is loaded with adware. And finally, I have to pay for this shit. Stick it up your ass, PopCap.
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Declared by unhappy gamer on Sunday, January 13, 2008
I am declaring a Jihad on my job and all customers pissing me off each day with their ridiculous complaints!!!
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Declared by J-M AKA Evilness on Tuesday, September 9, 2008
why does society believe that it can conform everybody to its standrards?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
just tell me why.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You bugger. Just because you are popular with the women .... you think you are smart ...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I like the good things in life but the good thing in life are hard to find, so now I have to find my new good thing that will do my work. You don’t actually expect for me to work, I might break a nail.
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Declared by Your one and only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
You win every bet that we make, goddamnit. At least the redsox won. Jihad on you for taking my money!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
OMG! Don't fucking marry Pooca you insolent queer. I bet you're gay! ARGH! why are you engaged? You don't want to be! GGRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
JIHAD on you Freaks and Geeks for distracting me from my work. With your awkward boys and cute girls. How am I ever supposed to get anything done.
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Declared by RedBull243 on Saturday, September 12, 2009
I just had it with these uber british nouns.
Use them in the UK if you must but dont pollute the air around me with these horrid sounding words.
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why is Kismat not favoring me?
Why do I have to struggle for everything...?
Why does everybody else get things with less effort?
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Declared by Shyamali on Sunday, December 23, 2007
Go fuck yourself Jay, keep your hands off Irene and put your thumb up your asshole. You've already got a girlfriend, fuck off you fucking asshole!
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Declared by RR on Thursday, March 12, 2009
you should have died you fucking whore.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 28, 2010