Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI blew it completely, I slept with and fell in love with my secretary. Then she told me that she was shooting heroin. I am an ex heroin junkie who is clean now. I tried to help her to get clean by getting her father involved and now she hates me, the father believes her, and I am still in love with my...
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Declared by Synesthesia on Monday, October 8, 2007
Those of you that don't give a nod or say thank you are true assholes. I open the door as a gesture of kindness, but you walking right by and not even acknowledging it says to me... "thanks bitch" -- so fuck you
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Declared by door holder on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
for social security. a thousand plus dollars a year come outa MY income to feed dead people
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Declared by timmy on Sunday, November 4, 2007
In the name of Allah the most allmighty, praised be His name and the name of his prophet, I herewith declare Jihad on the number PI. For only He is from eternity to eternity, not some diabolic number. PI, you wait until we get you and we will show you some infinity, wretched number that you are. And...
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Declared by kauder.welsch on Friday, December 21, 2007
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
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Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
you are a fucking douche
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Declared by pretty on Wednesday, May 25, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU, JIHAD ON YOUR MOTHER, JIHAD ON YOUR COW
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Declared by jihad jhon on Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Why is it that people don't keep to their bloody left on escalators. Stop hogging the right-lane and let people in a rush USE IT.
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Declared by Anonymous Coward on Sunday, October 7, 2007
What is it with genY guys wanting to be like chicks?
Drop the makeup (yes toner is makeup) and ditch the teapot. It only appeals to other men ... is that what you want ?
Get a real car, and stop wearing lemon coloured work shirts ... ditch the fangipanis from everywhere.
You are a man! Get Hummer...
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Declared by The Anti-Frange on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on you scam artist piece of shit mother fuckers I hate you.I can't believe I worked for this jackoff place the manager bill was a fucking asshole always yelling at people actting like he was tough fuck you pussy.If people go to the one on baltimore pike in middletown township next to...
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Declared by Me on Monday, March 3, 2008
Go fuck yourself Jay, keep your hands off Irene and put your thumb up your asshole. You've already got a girlfriend, fuck off you fucking asshole!
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Declared by RR on Thursday, March 12, 2009
For being an arrogant pain in the arse .
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Declared by Richard on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
BUT I DON'T WANT TO
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
HTML and CSS
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
sue briggs is evil making her creepy plans in the somerset basement at all hours of the night trying ways to bring more immorality to civicus and screw as many people as possible
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
For going to Boga lake without me!
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Declared by anik on Thursday, January 3, 2008
for coming up with stupid suggestions on Globe branding.
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Declared by Ibrahim Khan on Friday, March 26, 2010
I put a jihad on your for your insolence!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
YOU DON'T GET TO STRING ME ALONG, CHANGING YOUR MIND ABOUT WHETHER YOU LIKE ME EVERY OTHER DAY I AM AWESOME AND I DESERVE BETTER YOU NASTY LITTLE ASSHOLE
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Declared by Christina on Saturday, March 22, 2014
For working 247 in ibanking instead of startuping!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007