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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You didn't come to work with me. Now you are jihad target!
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Declared by Matt Williamson on Monday, October 8, 2007
You deaf people are the fucking rudest people on the fucking planet.
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Declared by a person who can hear shit. on Monday, October 8, 2007
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits for delivering this devil called IPOD SHUFFLE to me in such a deteriorated state that it was possessed by all manner of devils and spells. I had to spend two hours updating software and running reset utilities in order to finally get this beast to work....
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Dutch minister of justice Hirsch Ballin. In Holland it will become illegal to express yourself if religious people might take offense. Former minister Donner already was playing with the thought when Theo van Gogh was killed by an extremist..
Hirsch Ballin, this jihad is for you. Just a joke, however I am...
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Declared by Wim Hijtinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he...
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Declared by Broke American on Monday, October 15, 2007
They SUCK
Calling themselves computer science people.
Bunch of monkeys
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
For the first time in my life I failed in something ..........
She hasnt even taken a single class the entire year......
How can she fail us when she herself knows lesser about EVS than a endemic endangered creature knows about reproduction .........
May she burn in green hell......
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Declared by Now-i-dont-give-a-rats-ass-bout-the-environment on Wednesday, November 21, 2007
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU SO MOTHERFUCKING DIFFICULT ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i do not give a shit about the principle of moments or uniform accleration or projectile motion
SO FUCK OF AND DIE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 7, 2010
I put the holy jihad on all this sucking fucking shit painted 3D movies in the cinemas! They fail, they are so bad. Damned shit!
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Declared by thor on Thursday, February 17, 2011
I'm sick and tired of having to layer clothing like an astronaut before I leave the house. The wind then attempts to flay any exposed skin off my body. The next day it's seventy fucking degrees outside.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
You double standard hypocrite!
Just because you don't like seeing him and her hooking up doesn't mean you have to put her down like she was worthless. She's better than you and your friends!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Declared by s8m1s8m1 on Saturday, December 3, 2011
IMMA KILL YOU WITH SCHOOL MATERIAL !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
i fXcking hate how you're all so judgmental and SHALLOW! you whXres wear so much makeup that im surprised you haven't suffocated in it yet. and those clothes? yeah, if you could even call them that. just because i RESPECT myself and dont dress like a slXt doesnt mean im a freak. it means im not going to be...
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Declared by Hurt on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
He is a JIAHD
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Declared by Dhor on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Out there on the corner every day and night my Ho's never bring in as much money as they should! They're not shaking that ass like they should. Always out back hitting the pipe instead of riding the pole to make me that money.
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Declared by Pimp on Friday, September 14, 2007
I told your boyfriend he's GAY, and he hit me with his PURSE!
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Declared by Catty-Cat on Monday, October 8, 2007
I tried too change you for more than one year, I did everything for you, I did anything you wanted me to do, I forgot my simple rights and you did never care abt me, always out of reach, always busy, always work, hey Mr Work; let me see what you gonna get after working and working for your whole life, you...
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Declared by ZeZez on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring jihad on motorola for making such crappy phones like the RAZR which has absolutely no support for JSR 135.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Nuff Said.
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Declared by Hater on Friday, October 12, 2007