Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact info10fold Jihads would not be enough to declare on the infidels in Congress who have dragged their effing feet on this G.D. bailout package. While they sit and bicker, my meager portfolio dwindles more and more as my ulcer grows larger. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all you in...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Friday, September 26, 2008
Here's a tip on putting an 'i' in front of everything: IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE! Fuck off and die a horrible death!
And Apple fanboys: If you don't like my rage, you are free to go kill yourselves too.
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Declared by Skully on Sunday, November 8, 2009
Jihad on Jen, for betraying the way of Nature for a few dollars more…
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Declared by Daniel on Thursday, December 31, 2009
For not minding his own business.
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Declared by Debs on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Guess what? FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT!
JIHAD ON YOU YA SORRY ASS REDNECK! YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOUR SISTER NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
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Declared by DeathWraith on Saturday, May 26, 2012
Hey man, I know you and I have had our differences but lately you've been real low key, knowwhatImean? Well the problem is I cain't be the strong leader of the free world unless I've got some whack-job to point the finger at. Without you on the scene denying the existence of the Holocaust and threatening to...
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Declared by W on Sunday, September 9, 2007
To all those people who eat loudly and with their mouths open - please please will you stop. It's revolting and I can sometimes see what you're eating let alone the fact that I am deafened by the squelching and slurping, chewing gum like a cow - stop it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I wish death upon your web site!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I hate that they beat us to the hate!
JIHAD!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 12, 2010
Jihad on you, you murdering banana slammer!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 7, 2011
Fuck you fuck everything
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Declared by fuck me on Sunday, February 2, 2014
For always being the slowest, laggiest, crashiest of all browsers.
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Declared by Alex Suraci on Monday, October 8, 2007
I just had it with these uber british nouns.
Use them in the UK if you must but dont pollute the air around me with these horrid sounding words.
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
My calves are sore because some phone monkey lost his car!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, November 11, 2007
I didn't like muslims at all, but because of you i started to be in favour of them. Thank you, my little friend:}***
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Declared by VENGEANCE on Thursday, May 8, 2008
What's so funny in asking me what time it is after I told you I do not wear a watch? Is there anything funny about it, moron?
I'll tell you why you do it: because your parents are cousins of each other!
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Declared by I Hate Morons on Friday, September 12, 2008
I put the holy jihad on all this sucking fucking shit painted 3D movies in the cinemas! They fail, they are so bad. Damned shit!
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Declared by thor on Thursday, February 17, 2011
FUCK YOU MARK HURD!
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Declared by FUMH on Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Why is she here? Doesn't she have the common sense not to be inconsiderate? She is really a devil!!! I have no power to deal with a devil...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 30, 2015
French is the language of the devil. It already sounds like butt fucking.
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Declared by BB on Wednesday, October 3, 2007