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Declared by Dor on Monday, October 8, 2007
your stampies all belong to me
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your love of Jake
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Declared by Ed on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
To you goes the BIGGEST jihad! Stop trying to be a jew. It's really annoying. You don't have a "jew fro" no matter how much you try telling yourself that you do. Just because all of your friends got bat mitzfahed, doesn't mean that you can parade around like Larry David. Larry David is funny, you are not....
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Declared by Babe on Thursday, December 31, 2009
I put the holy jihad on all this sucking fucking shit painted 3D movies in the cinemas! They fail, they are so bad. Damned shit!
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Declared by thor on Thursday, February 17, 2011
Hey man, I know you and I have had our differences but lately you've been real low key, knowwhatImean? Well the problem is I cain't be the strong leader of the free world unless I've got some whack-job to point the finger at. Without you on the scene denying the existence of the Holocaust and threatening to...
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Declared by W on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I am declaring jihad on motorola for making such crappy phones like the RAZR which has absolutely no support for JSR 135.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 11, 2007
My calves are sore because some phone monkey lost his car!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Stop buying clapped out motors ya dick u had a relly nice mr2
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Declared by the voice of reson on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Hey You,
Yes you. I know who you are the one that she calls "You Know Who" the one who puts a wedge between me and my former friend. I don't really blame you I know that it was not completely your fault. But why do you have to be here now. I hate knowing that we're in the same room. I know you saw me look...
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Declared by PJ on Friday, November 30, 2007
You cheated me and tried to destroy me. I was kind to you
For that may you suffer 1000 papercuts!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 13, 2009
hypocritical assholes! you both piss me the fuck off. you cry when you find out that i' moving out in a year, and then accuse me of bullshit that isnt even true. fuck you both, and get your shit straight before you open your damn mouths.
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Declared by pissed off on Tuesday, September 8, 2009
For not minding his own business.
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Declared by Debs on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I'm sick and tired of having to layer clothing like an astronaut before I leave the house. The wind then attempts to flay any exposed skin off my body. The next day it's seventy fucking degrees outside.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
Your pack of shrewd yet sadistic trolls inspires torpidity-inducing rage on an order that I have never experienced before. I am canceling my plans for the weekend and launching an online campaign to dismantle your evil empire one disgruntled serf at a time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 4, 2011
You people are so full of it your breaths smell like it. JIHAD ON YOU ALL!
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Declared by faucfaux on Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Fuck you fuck everything
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Declared by fuck me on Sunday, February 2, 2014
You and your band are overrated. Your music just drones and drones and drones. Your glasses look cheesey, and so is your beard.
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Declared by Onob on Monday, September 10, 2007
Drivers incapable of merging in traffic! The idea is not to stop and come to a standstill
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Declared by Sam on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For always being the slowest, laggiest, crashiest of all browsers.
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Declared by Alex Suraci on Monday, October 8, 2007