Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by pretty on Wednesday, May 25, 2011
I am declaring a workplace Jihad on you... ALOOO AKBAR
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Declared by Rony on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are going to die
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
AL chino rata Fujimori deberían encerrarlo por una semana con tres negros aguantados... y después de eso ya lo pueden dejar libre.
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Declared by Tu Marido on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I like the good things in life but the good thing in life are hard to find, so now I have to find my new good thing that will do my work. You don’t actually expect for me to work, I might break a nail.
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Declared by Your one and only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
We've toyed with the indfidels long enough...let there arrogant swagger do them in. We've sent the locusts once against the Yankees...May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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Declared by Red Sox Nation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
You are going down!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
Bob you made a lot of people unhappy. I hope you step in a bag of flaming doggie doo and don't have a stick anywhere around to get it off...you insulent bastartd.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 29, 2007
say his last name otherwise people will think its meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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Declared by andrew on Thursday, June 4, 2009
I mother fucking Jihad your saggy ass, Stupid. My friends know where you live.
All bets are off, fuckwad.
There will be pain & it will leave a mark Dipshit fag
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 6, 2009
Jihad on the Out of Office auto-reply of Kester! Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 28, 2009
U r an asshole
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Declared by Pramod on Monday, November 28, 2011
For allowing thousands of Americans to be killed every year by illegal Mexican invaders. For encouraging millions of illegal Mexicans to invade this country every year by offering handouts and amnesties. For making it impossible for us to do our legally designated job of keeping our border secure. JIHAD...
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Declared by ICE Agents on the border on Thursday, October 4, 2012
I hate you
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
You rejected my chocolate rain stylings. Damn you.
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Declared by Vic on Monday, October 8, 2007
Going on strike - delaying iPhone shipments into the UK by a week or more
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Julius Evola was, if you ignore his insane racist bullshit about aryans with semi-solid bones and his inexplicabel sexism, pretty much right about how much the modern world screws us all over.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
OMG! Don't fucking marry Pooca you insolent queer. I bet you're gay! ARGH! why are you engaged? You don't want to be! GGRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
BSNL bastards ! Kill those line men especially ! Fat pigs ! cant even fu*k their wives ! Such pathetic assholes !
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 20, 2011