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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHey Asshole. You think you are so fucking smart don't ya? Well guess what dirt bag, you're not shit. Wanna play politics with me? You lost already dick head
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Greedy, no good, wretched trollop of a bitch. Letting me wonder into this insidious blood-sucking, nonstop aching, drawn-out, wasteful, piece of shit education. YOU'RE GOing to Fuck me out of my last goddamn fucking class after 4 years of abuse??!?!?!! FUCK YOUR FACE. DIE in a fucking fire. I don't need your...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2012
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
your mind is thinking wrong.
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Declared by aLJar3d on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
AL chino rata Fujimori deberían encerrarlo por una semana con tres negros aguantados... y después de eso ya lo pueden dejar libre.
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Declared by Tu Marido on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You're pregnant again! Here's to you!
Hurrah!
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Declared by The people who love you. on Thursday, November 29, 2007
DON'T YOU TOUCH IRENE AGAIN YOU FUCKING CUNTBAG SON OF A BITCH. I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU'RE EVERYTHING I FUCKING HATE GO DIE IN A FUCKING BONFIRE YOU PRICK
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Declared by RR on Thursday, March 12, 2009
Suck my irish arse, u biatch-head
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Fucking fools! Fuck you and the mother fucking COCKS you rode in on! I swear if you break one more thing on that website I will personally pay a visit to you and shove a fat fucking dildo up your ass! Then with you paralysed with pain I will cut off your fucking cock and shove it down your own throat with...
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Declared by Assholes on Sunday, July 26, 2009
I am a wimp. My son's growing. He's 2.5 yrs now. I need to grow faster and become a manly man before he becomes 4 -5 yrs
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Declared by steve on Tuesday, January 22, 2013
You double standard hypocrite!
Just because you don't like seeing him and her hooking up doesn't mean you have to put her down like she was worthless. She's better than you and your friends!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Declared by s8m1s8m1 on Saturday, December 3, 2011
someone has to have a holy war. somewhere, sometime, for some purpose, and this seems like the better option.
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Declared by vince's jihad-er on Monday, October 8, 2007
FU for putting me in a middle seat in the last row in a seat that doesn't recline on a cross country flight. Add that to freaking canceled flights, long delays, lost luggage and that farce they call security. I hate flying, the TSA and this whole industry. Bring on high speed train and teleportation!
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Declared by Xtian666 on Thursday, October 11, 2007
What a useless piece of crap. Why would anyone pay $$ for the software and put in an extra $$ for additional hardware.
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Declared by Skully on Friday, October 19, 2007
Jihad on all penguins for their abuse of cuteness to secrectly control your minds, i have seen through this and have established the Organized Resistance of Cuteness Abused, or A.K.A O.R.C.A THE ORRCA WILL EXTICNTIZE PENGUINS
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
The worst supervisor I ever had to work for was an inept, incompetent, and very mean attorney; I'll call him JBD. He was also mentally unstable. He practiced both PI (personal injury) and immigration law, but he was such a disorganized, unstable nutcase that he had very few clients. My job was only meant...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 31, 2012
He is a JIAHD
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Declared by Dhor on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
French is the language of the devil. It already sounds like butt fucking.
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Declared by BB on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Why the fuck are you paying so much for a mutt? You can get a normal mutt at a pound! These dogs don't even all come out looking the same, it's so ridiculous. You people who buy these overpriced mutts, go suck curly fuzzy dog balls.
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Declared by Manda on Friday, August 29, 2008
So I'm a co-captian for the volleyball team at my school and my bff is the captain. Sad thing is she is a crazy bitch! Whenever we talk to the girls or tell them to do something she thinks they are being disrepectful but they aren't! she seriously has issues!!!!!! I can't take it anymore she is making this...
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Declared by Frustrated on Tuesday, September 15, 2009